A damned massive SUV pulled out in front of me on Western while I was on my bike a few minutes ago. The SUV was so fucking big that it took up all three lanes on Western as it tried to u-turn. It's turning radius was so fucking bad that it couldn't make the u-turn so it stopped in the middle of the road, taking up all three lanes. I was in the center lane and I had to fucking slam on my brakes while the car beside me went left and slammed into the concrete median and went up onto it. Fucking cockbag SUV not paying a damned bit of attention.

[Edited on August 2, 2008 at 5:05 PM. Reason : ]

8/2/2008 5:04:35 PM

i feel bad for you son

8/2/2008 5:05:28 PM

8/2/2008 5:05:36 PM

what a smug asshole. was the car or you damaged?

8/2/2008 5:06:16 PM

WAS YOU DAMAGED

8/2/2008 5:07:06 PM

I don't know if their car got damaged, I was paying attention to stopping my shyte. I managed to stop the bike just fine, it was a bit hair raising though.


If it did get damaged it was probably just like the bottom of their front bumper or something. They probably need a new alignment after that too.



[Edited on August 2, 2008 at 5:09 PM. Reason : ]

8/2/2008 5:07:29 PM

reminds me a little bit of message_topic.aspx?topic=535938

8/2/2008 5:07:42 PM

i couldnt even imagine trying to ride a bike on one of the streets around here. i dont know why, but there's a constant one light cycle delay on the main roads around here. guess cause no one actually uses the freeway to go anywhere in town like in most cities

8/2/2008 5:11:06 PM

8/2/2008 5:12:24 PM

I hate Western because the timing of the lights always seems to catch me at every last one. It would be kind of weird to ride out where you are $leg, the roads are kind of crazy there as I think about it. The lights are always catching me out near your shyte.

^ OMG THAT'S THE ONE!!!111!!1

[Edited on August 2, 2008 at 5:14 PM. Reason : LOL]

8/2/2008 5:13:44 PM

yeah once you get to my part of town it would be claustrophobic on the roads... especially on the ones where they added a 5th (middle turn) lane to what have always been 4 lane roads.... making each lane like 1/5 smaller or something. its a wild ride most days, no matter what time of the day

however, right there where you come to the 3 way split where 85 bypass is south, business is straight, and you take 840 (to 70) north to go to my house.... that little 2 mile stretch of 840 would be a blast. never a car on it

8/2/2008 5:17:12 PM

Oh yeah, that is an OPEN road.

8/2/2008 5:21:54 PM

bttt

8/2/2008 10:38:31 PM

i bet it was a woman

8/2/2008 10:54:04 PM

All I know is the woman in the passenger seat had that oh shit look on her face when she saw an SV-650 and some car coming at her while both hard on the brakes. I'm sure my front end went way down and the car next to me was not very good at braking. Their tires were squealing and shit and I think both occupants of the SUV just froze and watched us instead of actually try to move. They got plenty of entertainment out of that car hitting the median I'm sure. That car went up next to them and the driver made some motions of anger and drove off. I got as far away from that shit as possible and QUICKLY passed it from two lanes over. That shitbox was unpredictable and I had to get the hell away from it.

[Edited on August 2, 2008 at 10:58 PM. Reason : ]

8/2/2008 10:56:58 PM

On tww, I never know if people mean motorcycle or bicycle when they just say "my bike". Especially when they're referencing anywhere near campus in the rest of the story.

8/3/2008 12:12:51 AM

shyte

8/3/2008 12:14:26 AM

dear gawd, epic fail

8/3/2008 12:15:30 AM

SUV SON

10/21/2008 9:28:57 PM

what did you learn from this experience?

1) there are retarded people on the road
2) retarded people make mistakes
3) that mistake could have *easily* been your life since you're on a bike

i still don't know why so many people ride bikes w/ all of the idiots out there

10/21/2008 10:03:22 PM

WHY IS THE OP NOT IN CAPS SON

[pic of stupid ass fisherman]

10/21/2008 10:03:55 PM

I'm an idiot in an SUV. I don't know how much stupid retard shit I've done while driving. I've hit cars while trying to park and just driven off. When making a left hand turn, I'll just jump out when the other car has the right of way. My car is bigger than most so I do as I please. If you don't like tuff. GET out of the way CraZY women in a BIG red car with wild cherry seat covers!!!

10/21/2008 10:08:43 PM

Saabturbo broke kayfabe

10/21/2008 10:09:18 PM

WHATUP SONS.

I TOLD YOU I WAS BRINGIN DAT PEP SON.

10/21/2008 10:10:18 PM