If not, what "method(s)" of birth control do you use? Pill? Patch? IUD? Voodoo? Pull or not?

If you do use em, do you use any other methods of birth control?

Married? Girlfriend? Mostly one-nighters?

8/5/2008 8:02:14 PM

I USE A LIVE RATTLE SNAKE AS A CONDOM

8/5/2008 8:02:49 PM

not first

[Edited on August 5, 2008 at 8:03 PM. Reason : ]

8/5/2008 8:03:05 PM

yes + the pill, girlfriend

8/5/2008 8:03:14 PM

I use a geode as a condom

8/5/2008 8:03:33 PM

Back in my day, we didn't have those fancy forms of birth control..LIKE PULLING OUT!

8/5/2008 8:03:50 PM

no, pill and pull depending on the day in her cycle, monogamous relationship

[Edited on August 5, 2008 at 8:04 PM. Reason : 

8/5/2008 8:03:55 PM

i only fuck penises i find in gas station glory holes...

without a condom of course

8/5/2008 8:04:50 PM

8/5/2008 8:06:21 PM

only if she insists or if she blists

8/5/2008 8:06:41 PM

condoms + BC
Married --- use both b/c we REALLY don't want kids...and my parents were crazily fertile.

8/5/2008 8:06:54 PM

i use two condoms so that they melt with all the friction.


that shit is like a sauna

8/5/2008 8:07:16 PM

pill w/ppl i date long term.. usually no pulling out

condoms + pull out for one nighters

everybody else somewhere in between

8/5/2008 8:08:20 PM

I think only 2 or 3 in my life....mostly a monogamus kinda guy

8/5/2008 8:08:21 PM

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"pill w/ppl i date long term.. usually no pulling out"

damn that's putting all kinds of faith in that pill! You know they're only like 98% effective when taken perfectly right?

8/5/2008 8:09:56 PM

no condom. she has an iud

8/5/2008 8:10:02 PM

i was just kidding about the glory hole thing...

but i wasn't joking about the no condom thing....


everybody on tww knows i'm not getting laid anyway so i don't need to use them



[Edited on August 5, 2008 at 8:13 PM. Reason : when i do get laid...it's exclusively up the butt]

8/5/2008 8:11:08 PM

Quote :

" damn that's putting all kinds of faith in that pill! You know they're only like 98% effective when taken perfectly right?"

i'm a lucky mother fucker i can tell you that

8/5/2008 8:13:35 PM

Quote :

"damn that's putting all kinds of faith in that pill! You know they're only like 98% effective when taken perfectly right?"

99.9% when taken correctly

and there are certain times when it isnt necessary to pull out, pill or not

8/5/2008 8:13:38 PM

you guise are dumbasses. if you don't want to get her preggos, pull out and pee on her leg. that's how it works.

that or do it standing up, or in the shower. those work too.

8/5/2008 8:14:15 PM

dudes don't pull out without a condom because they are worried about getting a girl pregnant...

the pull out so they can blow their load on her tits


..or face

[Edited on August 5, 2008 at 8:18 PM. Reason : sadf]

8/5/2008 8:14:57 PM

^

8/5/2008 8:15:29 PM

i'd GLADLY use one right now if it meant i'd get laid!

^^that's exactly right!

[Edited on August 5, 2008 at 8:18 PM. Reason : .]

8/5/2008 8:15:31 PM

^^^

8/5/2008 8:17:49 PM

i'm ok with that...

as long as it doesn't get in my eye or go up my nose

8/5/2008 8:21:13 PM

Quote :

"dudes don't pull out without a condom because they are worried about getting a girl pregnant... the pull out so they can blow their load on her tits ..or face"

no condom; pill; ltr

8/5/2008 8:21:19 PM

yes and bc
no children
no children
no children
Jesus loves little children, not God.

8/5/2008 8:23:45 PM

^^^ How YOU doin'?

8/5/2008 8:25:14 PM

^hhahaha

8/5/2008 8:27:37 PM

8/5/2008 8:28:38 PM

Condoms, I wanna get her on the pill though. She's thinking about it for BC and other reasons.

I dunno if we would use both. Probably first starting out but condoms would soon become rarer and rarer.

5.5yr girlfriend.

8/5/2008 8:39:36 PM

dude

why the fuck isn't she on birth control? jesus

8/5/2008 8:40:51 PM

i'm still tryina figure out what's going on in that diagram

[Edited on August 5, 2008 at 8:45 PM. Reason : o yeah, condoms are for baptists]

8/5/2008 8:44:08 PM

http://www.cirp.org/library/procedure/gomco/ if you really wanna know

8/5/2008 8:45:12 PM

IUD FTMFW

8/5/2008 8:47:49 PM

oic

[Edited on August 5, 2008 at 8:49 PM. Reason : looked like somebody trying to fuck a faucet]

8/5/2008 8:48:00 PM

condoms are the way to go unless you've both been tested recently and she has an IUD with hormones.

you don't know what shit people are carrying.

HPV/Warts, Herp, etc... that shit ain't no joke.

8/5/2008 8:48:10 PM

If you've been buying condoms for 5.5 years worth of sex isn't that like...thousands of dollars?

BC, and I go wherever I feel...sometimes out, sometimes not. GF for 2+ years

8/5/2008 8:48:17 PM

IUD

married.

8/5/2008 8:50:48 PM

most condoms = too small

other methods FTW!

8/5/2008 8:55:27 PM

^they don't go over your hands

8/5/2008 8:55:56 PM

or bowling pins

8/5/2008 8:57:02 PM

yeah. i use condoms. can't wait to marry. this single pussy is getting old.

8/5/2008 9:00:06 PM

yes + nuvaring

Quote :

"we REALLY don't want kids"

8/5/2008 9:12:07 PM

on the pill. used to use condoms.

Quote :

"most condoms = too small"

use the magnum size. those ones are good.

8/5/2008 9:13:56 PM

no condom; pill; ltr

8/5/2008 9:14:42 PM

i hate condoms, but I have found that pretty much all girls i have been with hate them more. however, if she isn't on the pill I will wear one.

8/5/2008 9:16:03 PM

Quote :

"you don't know what shit people are carrying."

welcome to std testing

and is it just me or is it blasphemy to ask your partner if they have been tested how recently and what for?

bc i be askin!

8/5/2008 9:19:05 PM

my lady's got an IED

if things look grim i can trigger it with a cell phone

8/5/2008 9:23:19 PM

^hahahaha

8/5/2008 9:24:06 PM