1) It won't take long.

8/12/2008 2:55:00 PM

i'll just be in and out

8/12/2008 2:55:36 PM

you can watch tv

8/12/2008 2:55:59 PM

it's gonna happen anyway...

8/12/2008 2:56:06 PM

just the tip?

8/12/2008 2:56:14 PM

you wont feel a thing

8/12/2008 2:56:21 PM

here, drink this.

8/12/2008 2:56:22 PM

It helps me scratch those pesty little sores.

8/12/2008 2:56:31 PM

Well, if you're going to be that way, have a sip of this drink I made you.

8/12/2008 2:56:52 PM

eh, i'll just wait til you're asleep

8/12/2008 2:57:09 PM

its not contagious

8/12/2008 2:57:11 PM

does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

8/12/2008 2:57:14 PM

Fine...what's [insert friend's name here]'s number?

8/12/2008 2:57:24 PM

well then i'm just gonna sit here and do it myself

8/12/2008 2:57:34 PM

Quote :

"well then i'm just gonna sit here and do it myself"

in your hair

8/12/2008 2:58:02 PM

Get in the fucking car or I will kill you.

8/12/2008 2:58:09 PM

But it's just like the normal hole I use.

8/12/2008 2:58:14 PM

^^hahaha

8/12/2008 2:58:41 PM

Quote :

"don't just stare at it, eat it"

8/12/2008 2:59:14 PM

^touche


hahaha

8/12/2008 2:59:45 PM

"but its my first time"

8/12/2008 3:00:59 PM

Quote :

"well then i'm just gonna sit here and do it myself"

i had someone call my bluff on that once.

needless to say it got embarassing, quick.

ahah

8/12/2008 3:02:40 PM

it's not gonna suck itself

8/12/2008 3:03:36 PM

Quote :

"i didn't bring it out for air"

8/12/2008 3:04:10 PM

Almond joy night...

8/12/2008 3:04:31 PM

Put the fucking lotion in the basket.

8/12/2008 3:04:32 PM

begging for sex is never worth it

8/12/2008 3:04:49 PM

.

8/12/2008 3:05:22 PM

I'm a generous tipper

8/12/2008 3:06:12 PM

"you won't even hafta move"

8/12/2008 3:06:34 PM

Your sister liked it!

8/12/2008 3:06:45 PM

This gem always works:

But I love you baby!

8/12/2008 3:07:23 PM

if you dont want to do it can you fuck me with my vibrator? I like it better anyway

8/12/2008 3:08:51 PM

I'll kill your family

8/12/2008 3:08:54 PM

But I bought you dinner.

8/12/2008 3:09:54 PM

Quote :

"begging for sex is never worth it"

Sometimes you just have to ask, even if there's little hope they'll say yes

8/12/2008 3:09:57 PM

I'll do it from behind so we can both watch X-Files!

8/12/2008 3:10:40 PM

I'm really done with that shit to be honest

From now on if it's clear I'm not getting any I'm going strangle my dick immediately, meditate, and hit the sack

8/12/2008 3:10:43 PM

Quote :

"But I bought you dinner."

hahahaha

8/12/2008 3:11:39 PM

I've never enjoyed sex enough to beg for it.

8/12/2008 3:11:55 PM

I mean at this point i'm not looking for a relationship, commitment, attachment, or anything

I'd like to get laid, but not enough to the point where I'm going to extend the effort necessary to drop some phony veneer on the top of my advances. Playing above deck about just wanting to bone is not particularly attractive to most people though, and lucky for me I don't much give a fuck.

at any rate the last thing i'm going to do is beg, fuck that.

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 3:14 PM. Reason : .]

8/12/2008 3:13:33 PM

^^ That's unfortunate

8/12/2008 3:14:27 PM

Take one for the team.

8/12/2008 3:14:51 PM

which women here have had to beg their men to have sex

are you fucking kidding me

8/12/2008 3:15:26 PM

i really like how some people played along, and others took it really serious, like i never beg for sex, thats just dispicable, why would anyone stoop so low? hahha

8/12/2008 3:17:13 PM

^ lol, okay i made mine up.

8/12/2008 3:17:14 PM

^^ nah i used to do that shit when i was younger until i realized that my dignity is worth more than having sex once

8/12/2008 3:18:27 PM

let me stick it in, just a little bit. you'll like it after the first time

8/12/2008 3:19:11 PM

Hey boo i'm feelin simular to a squirrel

8/12/2008 3:19:59 PM

^^ that sir, isn't begging, its convincing, much like a persuasive argument.

8/12/2008 3:20:43 PM