Alison Carroll is the new Lara Croft:


16 other pics here:
http://thesuperficial.com/2008/08/alison_carroll_is_the_new_face.php

8/14/2008 1:31:43 AM

8/14/2008 1:32:31 AM

I thought Jolie had the perfect look for Lara Croft, this chick looks too delicate.

8/14/2008 1:33:16 AM

^ +1 Only I'd say she's not toned enough to pull off the "I've been chasing zomibes all day" thing.

And yeah she's a gymnast and from the UK so she's got the accent but they really need to get a chick from the US that's seen an actual gun in person before. Psst carrying it around all limp wristed with a finger on the trigger.

8/14/2008 1:46:02 AM

Yeah, well Jolie shot her 45 caliber hanguns limp wristed over a 90 degree barrier so I don't think that part is too crucial

8/14/2008 1:48:19 AM

Stupid penis. Work dammit!

8/14/2008 2:10:28 AM

The Real Laura Croft

8/14/2008 2:22:36 AM

who cares, we will fuck em all

8/14/2008 2:50:57 AM

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"Yeah, well Jolie shot her 45 caliber hanguns limp wristed over a 90 degree barrier so I don't think that part is too crucial "

Yeah, but it looks like she's carrying around the latest fashion accessory and trying to act cute instead of getting ready to do some crazy grave robbing battles.

8/14/2008 4:01:59 AM

She's fucking sexy.

8/14/2008 4:04:49 AM

So what the fuck kind of guns are those?

I can't figure it out honestly, even after looking through the photo gallery with this girl pointing them in different directions when they're supposed to be pointed straight (I guess two targets were standing next to each other y0). I've been trying guise.



Oh, and they obviously went down in caliber, there's no way these are .45ACP's, they look like they're 9x19mm's.




Hell, this one almost makes it look like they're .22LR's:





So, they're clearly not Glock's or XD's. I can't find a single SIG that has that grip design where it has "dimples" at the bottom of the grip so you can more easily remove the magazine. The other features are very SIG-like though, it appears to have a de-cocker and thumb safety. It's definitely not a Kel-Tec, it's definitely not a 1911 clone. It's not any CZ design that I know of. It's hammer fired (Unless those hammers are just fake), wtf is it?!


Hmm, SIG P226's with extended barrels, 250-like grips and funky compensator-like shit stuck on the end of it? That still doesn't look right, the de-cocker and safety aren't the same and the frame in those areas doesn't look quite right either.

[Edited on August 14, 2008 at 4:34 AM. Reason : ]

8/14/2008 4:15:15 AM

everyone else is looking at the chick and this guy ^ is looking at guns

that's how you know something is wrong with him...

8/14/2008 7:52:03 AM

wait, there's guns?

8/14/2008 7:55:08 AM

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"So what the fuck kind of guns are those? "

squirt

8/14/2008 7:57:54 AM

she looks like a hot chick in a halloween costume.

8/14/2008 8:12:04 AM

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"everyone else is looking at the chick and this guy ^ is looking at guns that's how you know something is wrong with him..."

Don't be mad tindall, you know you want me.



NOW GOD DAMMIT, WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF GUNS ARE THOSE?

[Edited on August 14, 2008 at 8:19 AM. Reason : ]

8/14/2008 8:18:57 AM

her knees are beat up

8/14/2008 8:19:27 AM

She also has a 5 o'clock shadow around her snatch.



[Edited on August 14, 2008 at 8:20 AM. Reason : WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF GUNS ARE THOSE?]

8/14/2008 8:19:52 AM

i beat she has one of those dark roast beef snatches by the looks of things

8/14/2008 8:25:32 AM

SO I TAKE IT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE GUNS SHE'S HOLDING ARE?

8/14/2008 8:35:16 AM

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"she looks like a hot chick in a halloween costume."

Bring Jolie back

8/14/2008 8:39:25 AM

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"SO I TAKE IT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE GUNS SHE'S HOLDING ARE? "

like i dont know anything

its obvious she has a pair of 870 12gaugers on her

8/14/2008 8:46:25 AM

H&K USP Match.

THANKS FOR ALL THE HELP ASSHOLES.



[Edited on August 14, 2008 at 9:08 AM. Reason : ]

8/14/2008 9:08:33 AM

8/14/2008 9:19:12 AM

NICE TORN SHEET OF PAPER, ASSHOLE.

8/14/2008 9:19:52 AM

....

8/14/2008 9:22:26 AM

8/14/2008 9:22:56 AM

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"DARK ROAST BEEF SNATCH"

8/14/2008 9:33:55 AM

The guns she's holding are the HK USP Match. They are made in a few calibers, but the most common is .45 ACP. Those guns are most likely .45. The USP Match looks a little different because of the compensator. I've never shot one, and they're not sold anymore. Looks like a fun gun. It definitely wouldn't be my first choice for a combat handgun, though.

[Edited on August 14, 2008 at 10:42 AM. Reason : oops, you found it already. ]

8/14/2008 10:40:13 AM

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"So what the fuck kind of guns are those? "

Pretty sure they are some plastic toys. She's probably gonna end up in some crazy anti gun country at some point and honestly if they were real I wouldn't wanna be around her either.

8/14/2008 11:29:03 AM

she just doesn't look like a bad a55.

8/14/2008 12:53:27 PM

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"i'd raid her tomb"

i bet is a cold and damp mausoleum

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" her knees are beat up "

i guess we know how she got the job

8/14/2008 1:04:49 PM