Need prank ideas. It's a slow week. Here's what we've done so far:

Put a guy's mustang on craigslist
Signed people up for timeshare consultations

We need more good ideas.

8/18/2008 4:33:22 PM

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"Signed people up for timeshare consultations"

That's not funny. My friend stayed at a timeshare a few months ago and I have gotten a dozen or so calls on my cell phone--all at completely inconvenient times.

8/18/2008 4:35:49 PM

Poop and vomit on the rear windshield of a coworker's car.

8/18/2008 4:37:07 PM

^^We work in timeshare/fractional ownership, so it's not as offensive for us.

8/18/2008 4:38:36 PM

^^ hahaha

8/18/2008 4:39:30 PM

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8/18/2008 4:40:38 PM

Change their default webpage to meatspin.com

get on their computer if they forget to log off, then change the webpage to this (mute the sound).

8/18/2008 4:41:11 PM

put a mattress in the conference room. If someone asks, tell them that you're going to the mattresses.

8/18/2008 4:42:52 PM

we aluminum foiled every item in a guy's office once, all the floors, walls, door, chair, individual documents, desk, pictures hanging on the wall, every single thing.

It was hilarious.

8/18/2008 4:42:52 PM

^ That sounds good and cheap. One of my colleagues duct taped all of my stuff--pens, mouse, books, etc.--to the wall. It was actually helpful because people had a harder time stealing my pens.

8/18/2008 4:46:05 PM

Spray your pens with something highly toxic. Then place the pens in plain sight. Placing a sign by the pens that says something along the lines of "Don't touch my pens bitch" is also helpful. Hide behind a bush or chair or desk and when someone swipes a pen, jump out and say "HAHA!!! You dead now mother fucker."

8/18/2008 4:59:18 PM

get the ThinkGeek Annoy-a-tron

8/18/2008 5:46:13 PM

take a screen shot of their desktop, save it, then set it as their background

THEN hide their desktop

8/18/2008 6:25:07 PM

8/18/2008 7:03:10 PM

^ haha my friends working in different offices got together and staged a mass jello pranking


it was glorious

8/18/2008 7:09:55 PM

the simplest prank we've done at work is put clear tape at the bottom of someone's optical mouse. It will only work the first time but watching them spend an hour trying to figure out why the mouse isn't working is hilarious

8/18/2008 7:11:07 PM

change their keyboard to dvorak.

8/18/2008 7:11:52 PM

I like EMCE's idea, dooo it.

8/18/2008 7:13:43 PM

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"the simplest prank we've done at work is put clear tape at the bottom of someone's optical mouse. It will only work the first time but watching them spend an hour trying to figure out why the mouse isn't working is hilarious"

That's a very good idea.

8/18/2008 7:14:27 PM

we would RTV things down to peoples desks like coffee cups, staples, etc.

8/18/2008 7:16:38 PM

Tell them they got fired and laugh hysterically for a few seconds.

Then walk away.

8/18/2008 7:19:51 PM

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"Tell them they got fired and laugh hysterically for a few seconds. Then walk away."

Not everyone works tel com like us

8/18/2008 7:21:53 PM

spread a really convincing lie around the office about how they sexually assaulted you and now you are hiv positive.


IT GET'S A LAFF EVERYTIME.

8/18/2008 7:22:27 PM

8/18/2008 8:50:58 PM

back during my training program days we used to have a "wednesday rumor" and every wed someone would make up a huge lie and tell one person and we'd see how far it would go

8/18/2008 8:54:06 PM

I am the only male in an office of 8 females, so what can i do to prank them that won't get me fired for harassment?

8/18/2008 8:54:51 PM

virtually nothing. in fact, i'm surprised you've lasted this long

8/18/2008 9:03:21 PM

even my boss is a female. but i did notice today through all the paperwork and initial training that there was nothing said about sexual harassment. so, technically, I can slap some asses tomorrow and they can't fire me for it, right?

8/18/2008 9:04:44 PM

yeah let me know how well that works out for ya

8/18/2008 9:10:43 PM