just spoke with a friend I dated awhile back. she said she wants to be my bday gift. flight is $500 bucks.

what would you pricks do?


it would be a nice gift . . . shes exotic.

8/18/2008 11:17:57 PM

FIRST!!

and do it

8/18/2008 11:18:23 PM

DO IT

8/18/2008 11:19:23 PM

dont forget your ball condom

8/18/2008 11:24:02 PM

umm, if you have to pay for the ticket. naw, cause id be getting some either way

8/18/2008 11:24:50 PM

When I saw the title I thought Amsterdam had found out he had fathered a child

8/18/2008 11:26:17 PM

she better be really damn good for $500 bucks

8/18/2008 11:29:41 PM

She just wants a free trip to NY.

8/18/2008 11:45:33 PM

I've flown to chill with a chick before.

8/18/2008 11:46:10 PM

lol

he lives in Miami. flight would be on him

maybe you could give him your voucher.

8/18/2008 11:46:41 PM

Ok, she wants a free flight to Miami then.

If I had a fucking voucher I'd use it so I could get laid!

8/18/2008 11:48:09 PM

bwn?

8/18/2008 11:48:51 PM

Quote :

"When I saw the title I thought Amsterdam had found out he had fathered a child"

my first though was "someone's having a baby"...then i looked at who made the thread and i thought "dear god please no"

[Edited on August 18, 2008 at 11:59 PM. Reason : ]

8/18/2008 11:59:33 PM

Amsterdam is awesome

I don't care if he is an alias

I have just come to this conclusion

8/19/2008 12:00:41 AM

^^ aha I'm glad it wasn't just me

8/19/2008 2:12:04 AM

The Darth Vayda Viberayta

it's big, it's black, it's filled with technical shit and it even sounds like james earl jones.

bitches LOVE that shit. tell 'em to embrace their dark side.

8/19/2008 2:13:58 AM

so are you guys suggesting cause she's coming down for my bday I should father a child? is this what I'm hearing?

its cool. $330 bucks. 5 days here in Miami. should be fun. i'm going to have to diss my ex-gf, she wanted to through a party for me. i think this option is best because i've finallly moving on (i think). the girl that's flying in is Egyptian. totally Coptic.

8/19/2008 5:45:18 AM

one often wonders if you're over compensating for something.

8/19/2008 8:41:33 AM

THROUGH

A

PARTY



Hey...if you're willing to pay, have fun!! Get lots of lovin

8/19/2008 8:53:09 AM

Quote :

"one often wonders if you're over compensating for something."

no. not @ all. this is just random. i'm a bit bored and in a rut. she offered to be my bday gift. i thought it was a nice gesture.

8/19/2008 10:27:57 AM

why you gotta call us pricks, amster?

8/19/2008 10:28:50 AM

this is total and absolute bullshit

i'm wondering much more ridiculous you can get before people really get tired of it and create a PERPETUAL AMSTERDOUCHE FICTION SHORT STORIES thread

8/19/2008 10:56:26 AM

I thought it was a well accepted fact that amsterdam just spins yarns

8/19/2008 12:03:16 PM

^^ dude, you don't follow the script well. i mentioned bagging an Egyptian chick several times in previous episodes. stop being a fagmire and pay attention more. eschuchen !

8/19/2008 12:21:09 PM

so basically a $500 hooker for a week....

8/19/2008 12:22:16 PM

^ . . . no wouldn't be like that. you could say that about a chick you have dinner with.

8/19/2008 1:47:48 PM

WHY DO YOU GUYS FEED THIS MOTHERFUCKER?

I'm walls1441 and i approve of this message

8/19/2008 1:50:26 PM

any suggests for a gift?

8/19/2008 2:33:14 PM