Like...how old/interesting stories...

[Edited on August 23, 2008 at 10:53 PM. Reason : lol]

8/23/2008 10:52:02 PM

6th grade

8/23/2008 10:52:32 PM

how did i know you'd be first to post?

8/23/2008 10:52:54 PM

around 6th/7th

8/23/2008 10:53:03 PM

8/23/2008 10:52:02 PM

I clicked on a thread, clicked 'user info', clicked on 'photo gallery'....

fap fap fap

8/23/2008 10:53:04 PM

because you made a thread about masturbation?

8/23/2008 10:53:27 PM

Prior to 4th grade.

I don't know exactly when, but I know that is when they give the 'birds and the bees' talk. And I had definitely done it prior to that.

8/23/2008 10:54:41 PM

ok idk if this is interesting

but the first like 3 times i guess i wasnt sure what was going on...cause hardly anything came out...then i remember like the 4th time i was more relaxed and a lot more came out...the rest is, as they say, history

8/23/2008 10:56:32 PM

how bout you answer you own question...

8/23/2008 11:00:13 PM

haha...

it was before 7th grade...and my story is more than i want tdub to know about me

8/23/2008 11:02:02 PM

It was the summer when I turned 12, sooo I had just finished 5th grade? Nothing crazy really. Standard stuff. Like hey this is fun. Yeah, more fun. More fun. WTF was that. Awesome.

8/23/2008 11:02:29 PM

^^I highly doubt that.

[Edited on August 23, 2008 at 11:02 PM. Reason : carats]

8/23/2008 11:02:35 PM

^^haha, exact same story here

8/23/2008 11:03:07 PM

you can pm me the story since tdub is boring and all.

8/23/2008 11:03:28 PM

^

[Edited on August 23, 2008 at 11:04 PM. Reason : hell ya done told me so many other things...why not]

8/23/2008 11:04:04 PM

^^^^idk what that means...not that i care, haha

[Edited on August 23, 2008 at 11:04 PM. Reason : ]

8/23/2008 11:04:14 PM

it means that with the eleventy billion threads about you, it seems as if there isn't much tdub doesn't want to know about you.

8/23/2008 11:06:34 PM

that and i bet it was something stupid like you rode a horse and it gave you an orgasm

8/23/2008 11:07:41 PM

lol @ drunkntarded

8/23/2008 11:08:25 PM

^^^just because people make threads about me doesn't mean they know anything about me. VERY few people do. i was saying that it's more than i want them to know...not more than they want to know


^^and i don't think that would be considered masturbation



[Edited on August 23, 2008 at 11:09 PM. Reason : ]

8/23/2008 11:08:52 PM

anyways...back to the topic

longest i've gone is 17 days, in junior year hs...longest since then is like 7 days...most ever in a day is 8 for me(literotica as a matter of fact)....i dont use lotion

[Edited on August 23, 2008 at 11:11 PM. Reason : moar stats]

8/23/2008 11:10:48 PM

not sure exactly, but i was pretty young. all i remember is nothing came out.

8/23/2008 11:11:34 PM

8/23/2008 11:11:55 PM

i was prob 12, maybe 13. it hurt like hell when i came--like a sharp, stabbing pain. it hurt the 2nd time, too, although less. after that, i guess everything was fully broken in and working as advertised.

8/23/2008 11:13:26 PM

to clarify (mostly b/c of dnl's horse statement, lol) - i mean played with yourself with the intention of getting off - or at least figuring out what it was all about...haha

[Edited on August 23, 2008 at 11:15 PM. Reason : ]

8/23/2008 11:13:49 PM

Quote :

"FUCKING TEASE"

8/23/2008 11:14:31 PM

mine was about 2 months after i saw my first porn ever

8/23/2008 11:15:33 PM

the first time I saw NCSUGirl83

8/23/2008 11:16:07 PM

First time I remember I was 3.

The first time to climax was when I was 7.

8/23/2008 11:18:01 PM

damn. did you come out of the womb playing with yourself?

8/23/2008 11:18:56 PM

Probably. Can you blame me?

8/23/2008 11:19:31 PM

8/23/2008 11:20:30 PM

first time i heard my parents having sex i was freaked out for like 2 days...relatives were in town and everyone was really drunk and they thought me and my uncle(who was only like 2 years older than me) were outside...i came in to take a shit...bathroom was connected to their room and i was like this was before i knew what jerking was

[Edited on August 23, 2008 at 11:21 PM. Reason : not connected by door, but by wall]

8/23/2008 11:20:57 PM

6th grade, watching 90210.

8/23/2008 11:21:33 PM

5th grade. I got a computer that connected to the internet.


the rest is history.

8/23/2008 11:24:22 PM

summer between 8th and 9th grade

i was all like

8/23/2008 11:25:29 PM

seems like from 7th-9th grade it had a negative stigma, like everyone acts like they dont do it...then 10th til current everyone jokes about it

8/23/2008 11:34:41 PM

way to not come through on your own thread

8/24/2008 12:08:15 AM

When I was 10 or 11, I thought it tickled down there and one night told my cousin about it. After describing it she goes "Oh! That's called having sex with yourself!"

8/24/2008 12:12:04 AM

^^i answered my question (and originally it said "if you want"...and i don't want. so there )

8/24/2008 12:20:41 AM

8/24/2008 12:21:52 AM

is it embarrassing or what? or just like kinda "slutty" or what?

8/24/2008 12:22:00 AM

or just not something i will share with tww...like most things about myself

8/24/2008 12:23:57 AM

haha you make me lol

8/24/2008 12:25:59 AM

it wasn't even funny

but I'll use this face because you guys are

8/24/2008 12:26:18 AM

i'm trying to figure out a way to tactfully post something without it being creepy but i am failing at the moment

[Edited on August 24, 2008 at 12:28 AM. Reason : lol thats why it made me lol]

8/24/2008 12:27:59 AM

yes dnl, photos are hashed

8/24/2008 12:28:27 AM

Trebek, what's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and the other's...well, i don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore!

8/24/2008 12:29:24 AM

Trebek, what's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and the other's...well, i don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore!

8/24/2008 12:29:31 AM

set em up

8/24/2008 12:31:18 AM