at the store:

1. Pregnancy Test & a coat hanger
2. Condom & banana


and add to the list

8/24/2008 2:02:07 PM

3. old and fail

8/24/2008 2:03:12 PM

but condom and banana makes sense

you wouldn't want any banana offspring

8/24/2008 2:03:34 PM

^^
^LOL, WUT?

8/24/2008 2:03:52 PM

tww membership and a life

8/24/2008 2:04:00 PM

4. Tiger Beat with Miley Cyrus on the front and a bottle of KY

8/24/2008 2:04:21 PM

o lawd

8/24/2008 2:04:51 PM

what is this Tiger Beat you speak of

DOES IT HAS MILEY????????????????????111

8/24/2008 2:05:46 PM

If I made such a bad thread I'd buy a bottle of sleeping pills and a fifth of liquor.

What am I saying...I did that just yesterday.
Sailor Jerry rulezzz!!!#1.

[Edited on August 24, 2008 at 2:09 PM. Reason : l]

8/24/2008 2:06:31 PM

Tiger Beat

8/24/2008 2:09:31 PM

If I made such a bad thread I'd buy a bottle of sleeping pills and a fifth of liquor.

8/24/2008 2:11:19 PM

fucking haters

8/24/2008 2:11:33 PM

it isnt you...its us....or this thread...


no it is u.

8/24/2008 2:12:25 PM

HEY, FUCK YOU TOO BIG GUY

8/24/2008 2:13:03 PM

prep. h and condoms.

8/24/2008 2:13:07 PM

I don't think it's even possible to buy just one coat hanger

8/24/2008 2:13:18 PM

shit you need to find a way to get more haters

8/24/2008 2:13:34 PM

A bird feeder and shotgun shells

8/24/2008 2:14:16 PM

a hooker and a knife.

8/24/2008 2:14:52 PM

balloons, candy, kids toys, lube, and condoms

8/24/2008 2:15:13 PM

barbie dolls and lotion

8/24/2008 2:15:51 PM

template for responses to this thread:

[something that a sexual deviant might be interested in] and [something that shows plans to engage in sexual activity]

/thread

8/24/2008 2:16:25 PM

one time my mom asked me to buy a cucumber and some condoms for her because she was in the sex ed chapter of her science class and wanted to demonstrate how to put a condom on to her students

so i got that... coincidentally we also needed cream cheese for something, so i got that too...

you can't imagine the looks the cashier was giving me...

8/24/2008 2:16:50 PM

Quote :

"template for responses to this thread: [something that a sexual deviant might be interested in] and [something that shows plans to engage in sexual activity]"

At least I tried to deviate from the template.

Not my fault everyone else is boring.

8/24/2008 2:18:02 PM

you like knife play? i love knife play

8/24/2008 2:20:47 PM

why just go sexual. lets get racist. this is tdub after all.

rope and a watermellon.

8/24/2008 2:22:17 PM

bait?

8/24/2008 2:30:10 PM

dog food and a wok

8/24/2008 2:31:09 PM

knife prty?

8/24/2008 2:31:18 PM

lube and a cucumber

8/24/2008 2:33:09 PM

i've always thought it'd be funny to buy a playboy, some lotion and a box of tissues all at once

8/24/2008 2:33:54 PM

Hmm, so it's a no go on the lube and cucumber?

8/24/2008 2:34:22 PM

diapers and liquor

8/24/2008 2:34:57 PM

Cocaine and pancakes.

8/24/2008 2:35:15 PM

Where is the cocaine store?

8/24/2008 2:35:51 PM

Behind Black's Hardware

8/24/2008 2:36:59 PM

bullets and a trenchcoat

8/24/2008 2:38:09 PM

Quote :

"Sailor Jerry rulezzz!!!#1."

good stuff.

8/24/2008 2:38:40 PM

a hacksaw and baby formula

8/24/2008 2:40:09 PM

i once bought a shotgun, neoprene gloves, and box of giant trash bags

8/24/2008 2:50:34 PM

$50 bottle of wine and Microwave burritos

8/24/2008 3:01:13 PM

NeuseRvrRat wins

8/24/2008 3:17:38 PM

Quote :

"one time my mom asked me to buy a cucumber and some condoms for her because she was in the sex ed chapter of her science class and wanted to demonstrate how to put a condom on to her students so i got that... coincidentally we also needed cream cheese for something, so i got that too... you can't imagine the looks the cashier was giving me..."

Or, being elise, buying supplies for a pervy pinata for a friend, and going with two guys to target, for a 36pack of trojans, a BUNCH of lube (like, every kind in the store), the fun condoms, lollipops, and I forget what else.

She said the high school clerk checking them out was bright red the entire time.

8/24/2008 3:21:10 PM

I missed this party?!

8/24/2008 4:07:05 PM

rubber gloves and a ski mask

8/24/2008 4:18:27 PM

I used to be in a frat at my old school. We would have these lists of things for the new guys to complete. Every year there was usually something like...one receipt from walmart with only:
lube
condoms
cucumber
love card
paper towels
cheapest bottle of wine possible

pretty funny when youre 19

8/24/2008 4:44:22 PM

3. old and fail

8/24/2008 4:45:00 PM

I bought condoms and a lip stick .... ya that was not fun today.

8/24/2008 4:45:39 PM

xbox 360 and nintendo wii game

8/24/2008 4:47:02 PM

set em up

8/24/2008 6:20:43 PM