Happy Birthday Hooksaw

8/29/2008 1:00:03 PM

HBD

somebody arrange for Palin to jump out of a cake

8/29/2008 1:00:40 PM

IBTS

8/29/2008 1:00:43 PM

I guess my usual haunt TSB seemed an appropriate place for this thread, huh, gunzz?

^^ I would <3 that!

^ Ha!

8/29/2008 1:08:59 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WINGNUT!

8/29/2008 1:09:05 PM

is it the big 5-0 ?

8/29/2008 1:09:12 PM

^^haha thats a pretty good picture for this thread

8/29/2008 1:10:46 PM

^^^ Thanks, Kraiyon. I appreciate it.

^^ No, the big 4-2. And you ain't no spring chicken, schmoe.

[Edited on August 29, 2008 at 1:11 PM. Reason : .]

8/29/2008 1:11:32 PM

You're 42?

8/29/2008 1:19:27 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

8/29/2008 1:21:06 PM

Quote :

"I guess my usual haunt TSB seemed an appropriate place for this thread, huh, gunzz? "

yeah, well you are one of the main posters in this forum and everyone needs a birthday thread

8/29/2008 1:26:57 PM

i never get one

8/29/2008 1:27:56 PM

this thread is full of win.

Happy birthday

8/29/2008 1:28:17 PM

^x5 and ^x4 And? TWW keeps me off the streets.

^ Thank you.


[Edited on August 29, 2008 at 1:33 PM. Reason : .]

8/29/2008 1:32:15 PM

Dude, what kind of 42 year old man spends all day and night arguing with college kids about politics on a message board? I lost what little respect I had left for you. Do you even go to this school?

8/29/2008 1:37:40 PM

^ *Sigh* Dude, are you seriously going to fuck with me on my birthday in my birthday thread? And do you think I care about your respect or what you think of my age? I don't.

Do you go to State? How old are you? And I am a current grad student here--once again--pursuing a concentration in public administration and higher education.

As I indicated, TWW keeps me off the streets. I am here to educate--and from what I've seen, many here are sorely in need of it.

I won't respond to you further on this.

[Edited on August 29, 2008 at 1:45 PM. Reason : ]

8/29/2008 1:43:44 PM

Quote :

"^x4 And?"

No no no I didn't mean anything by it, I just was surprised. Nothing wrong with 42 at all, I can't talk - I'm no college student. Happy b-day.

P.S.: I still don't care for your stances or tact with your posts on the soap box but that's why there exists a forum called the soap box. Don't think I'm being soft on you, you bastard.

8/29/2008 1:48:32 PM

^

8/29/2008 1:50:06 PM

today marks the one year anniversary of this thread
message_topic.aspx?topic=492199

8/29/2008 1:51:02 PM

yeah, lets not lose focus on what this day is really about.

So, happy birthday, you old crank bastard.

now somebody turn that gotdam music down!




[Edited on August 29, 2008 at 2:03 PM. Reason : ]

8/29/2008 2:01:51 PM

^^ That thread's a classic.

^ If necessary, yes.

8/29/2008 2:06:04 PM

GET OFF MY LAWN

8/29/2008 2:08:00 PM

lol

8/29/2008 2:16:31 PM

Pump the brakes, kid. Took a whole lot of trying just to get up that hill.

8/29/2008 2:20:55 PM

Quote :

"pursuing a concentration in public administration and higher education"

arent you the person in the other thread who was arguing that colleges aren't for teaching?

8/29/2008 2:23:56 PM

^ Since you've sort of moved on to another topic, I'll respond.

No. You have it ass-backwards--as usual.

8/29/2008 2:26:30 PM

Oh really it's your birthday

I hope someone shits in your cake

8/29/2008 2:51:52 PM

Happy Birthday Webster.

May you have many more years to see us, as humans, actually evolve to realize our responsibilities to nature.

8/29/2008 9:40:18 PM

i feel a little tension btw joe_schmoe and hooksaw. why can't you two kiss and make up

8/29/2008 10:09:20 PM

whatchutalkinbout? i've been more civil than most.

8/29/2008 11:08:07 PM

Wait, you wanted them to turn down Otis Redding?

What the fuck?

8/30/2008 1:31:20 AM

yall gotta hate on somebody on his birthday

8/30/2008 1:34:46 AM

If he had like feelings and shit, I'd hesitate to hate.

But emotionally he's got less depth than a toilet bowl.

8/30/2008 1:42:32 AM

This year I'm tryin to keep all my toons for football season in on place...I've heard I haven't covered all the resolutions. Oh well, I'm working on it http://wolfpackcartoons.Com

Happy birthday

8/30/2008 1:46:12 AM

i wish that picture had a shred of truth to it, that game was pathetic after the 1st quarter

8/30/2008 1:53:07 AM

jesus that schoolkids thread is hilarious.

8/30/2008 10:49:41 AM

^^

you're telling me

DON'T EVER GIVE UP though

8/30/2008 11:22:14 AM

am i being paranoid or did hooksaw infer that kainen and i are the same person?

8/30/2008 11:46:20 AM

^ No, I didn't mean to at all. I just couldn't think of a good gag username for Kainen, so I came up with Kraiyon--as in his ideas are written in crayon. Hey, they can't all be golden!

Special thanks to:

gunzz
TreeTwista10
Kainen
Lavim
joe_schmoe
HockeyRoman
marko



PS: FWIW, I'll be taking at least a 30-day break from TWW the moment I hit 10,000 posts--and I have no aliases. I don't really care about my post count; it's just a nice round number to take a break on.

Some of you wanted to know--and probably fantasized about--what TSB, and TWW, for that matter, would be like without hooksaw. Well, now you will know.

PPS: If anybody posts here claiming to be me after 10,000 posts and before the 30-day period is up, he or she is a fucking liar.

[Edited on August 30, 2008 at 8:04 PM. Reason : .]

8/30/2008 7:50:19 PM

i am hooksaw

8/31/2008 1:27:41 AM

"I'm going to leave during the future election, while my side--that I'm too embarrassed to ultimately claim as my own--loses."

8/31/2008 4:44:33 AM

I pretty thoroughly despise you, but what can I say, I'm a magnanimous drunk.

And yes, to save you the trouble, my mind is addled by alcohol.

Whatever. Happy birthday. We managed a Christmas Truce during WWI, I figure I can be reasonably tolerable a day or two after your birthday.

C'est la guerre, or so I assume it's spelled.

[Edited on August 31, 2008 at 5:28 AM. Reason : All that notwithstanding, good luck at surviving and all, since that's all anybody has left anyway]

[Edited on August 31, 2008 at 5:32 AM. Reason : Also, my present to you is another post in which I'm drunk for you to point out how drunk I am]

8/31/2008 5:28:14 AM

^^ Um. . .how long do you think it will take for me to make about nine more posts? I said I'd be gone for about 30 days--there are more than 60 days from now until the election. Can you not count or do you just not know when election day is?

In any event, I have clearly indicated here before a number of times that I think Obama is going to win--the race got more interesting this past week, though. In addition, in the past, I was voting against Obama more than I was voting for McCain--now I'm enthusiastically voting for McCain-Palin.

^ Thanks, Grumpy--you poor misguided drunkard.

8/31/2008 8:55:57 PM

Happy birthday Hooksaw!

8/31/2008 8:59:28 PM

^ Thanks, man.

8/31/2008 9:02:48 PM

Happy birthday, man.

8/31/2008 9:09:48 PM

^ Thanks, chembob.

8/31/2008 9:24:42 PM

Quote :

"Dude, what kind of 42 year old man spends all day and night arguing with college kids about politics "

Look those girls on the 1-900 chatlines won't discuss the benefits of limited gov't with me. This is all I have left.

Happy B-Day H-Saw!

9/1/2008 12:53:15 AM

only 5 posts left.


(*holding breath*)

9/1/2008 3:46:54 AM

happy birthday

9/1/2008 4:07:25 AM