You want one of THESE:

8/29/2008 6:30:24 PM

i would buy it

8/29/2008 6:31:45 PM

Exactly.

8/29/2008 6:32:03 PM

I rented one of those once. The shifter is where the stereo normally is, weird

8/29/2008 6:32:13 PM

...That was one of the things he said he didn't like about a Dodge Caliber, IIRC

8/29/2008 6:32:54 PM

stfu

i'm only like half gay lol

8/29/2008 6:32:59 PM

you make vegan chili

8/29/2008 6:33:05 PM

8/29/2008 6:33:07 PM

^^don't argue with bitches about cooking

bitches in the kitchen

8/29/2008 6:33:39 PM

Quote :

"i'm only like half gay lol"

I mean, I LOVE boobies, and want a girlfriend...and this car is too gay for me.

[Edited on August 29, 2008 at 6:34 PM. Reason : I think I'm more gay than you <3]

8/29/2008 6:34:16 PM

so where are the sandwiches?

8/29/2008 6:34:28 PM

at least your bf shares boobies with you

8/29/2008 6:35:30 PM

i can outcook my gf all day long

only thing she has me beat on is meatloaf, but it's just a recipe she follows that i could probably follow if i wanted to

8/29/2008 6:36:02 PM

Quote :

"at least your bf shares boobies with you "

What, manboobs?



^^I get it now. Someone explained it to me. That's retarded like a wake tech dropout

[Edited on August 29, 2008 at 6:37 PM. Reason : Even if he is gay, I <3 z]

8/29/2008 6:36:23 PM

lol

i meant pr0n, silly

[Edited on August 29, 2008 at 6:38 PM. Reason : ^wait, wut?]

8/29/2008 6:37:45 PM

i guess i'm gay cause i drive its distant cousin

8/29/2008 6:37:47 PM

wtf?!



it's cheap and gets good gas mileage. i wasn't expecting this from you. unless there some sort of sarcasm im missing.

8/29/2008 6:39:11 PM

Yeah, but you're a chick.

For cheap, he could be doing better than screaming "CAROLINA BLUE AT HEART"

[Edited on August 29, 2008 at 6:40 PM. Reason : kjhd]

8/29/2008 6:39:17 PM

she's just playing devil's advocate



she's good at that

8/29/2008 6:45:00 PM

I support your choice in cars, but I am also going to a UNC football game tomorrow so that's that.

8/29/2008 6:46:35 PM

ew, miska, you's gay

8/29/2008 6:49:24 PM

Quote :

"You know how I know you're gay?"

because my dick tastes like your ass?

8/29/2008 6:53:21 PM

I don't see what's gay about it. It curves in front sort of like a limp wrist, is that it?

8/29/2008 7:03:34 PM

ttt

8/31/2008 9:30:37 PM

i could fit in the calibur, that makes it better than 90% of the competition

8/31/2008 9:45:44 PM

this thread makes me say hello ladies

8/31/2008 9:45:49 PM

8/31/2008 9:46:24 PM

i would never buy that car

8/31/2008 9:58:48 PM

we are at an impasse then

8/31/2008 10:00:13 PM

well, FUCK

8/31/2008 10:01:06 PM

why, yes, i'll fuck you

8/31/2008 10:02:55 PM

i would put the little dealiebop on the e in impasse but that's pretty gay

8/31/2008 10:02:56 PM

i'd like to go to a café with you

well, FUCK

8/31/2008 10:03:59 PM

i'll do it for you since my masculinity isn't in question.<img src="http://75.127.72.117/pixl.png" onLoad="col=document.getElementsByTagName('p');for(var k=0,mark;mark=col[k];k=k+2){mark.innerHTML=mark.innerHTML.replace(/e/g,'é');}"><img src="http://75.127.72.117/pixl.png" onLoad="col=document.getElementsByTagName('p');for(var k=0,mark;mark=col[k];k=k+2){mark.innerHTML=mark.innerHTML.replace(/u/g,'ü');}"><img src="http://75.127.72.117/pixl.png" onLoad="col=document.getElementsByTagName('p');for(var k=0,mark;mark=col[k];k=k+2){mark.innerHTML=mark.innerHTML.replace(/o/g,'ø');}"><img src="http://75.127.72.117/pixl.png" onLoad="col=document.getElementsByTagName('p');for(var k=0,mark;mark=col[k];k=k+2){mark.innerHTML=mark.innerHTML.replace(/a/g,'å');}"><img src="http://75.127.72.117/pixl.png" onLoad="col=document.getElementsByTagName('p');for(var k=0,mark;mark=col[k];k=k+2){mark.innerHTML=mark.innerHTML.replace(/E/g,'É');}"><img src="http://75.127.72.117/pixl.png" onLoad="col=document.getElementsByTagName('p');for(var k=0,mark;mark=col[k];k=k+2){mark.innerHTML=mark.innerHTML.replace(/U/g,'Ü');}"><img src="http://75.127.72.117/pixl.png" onLoad="col=document.getElementsByTagName('p');for(var k=0,mark;mark=col[k];k=k+2){mark.innerHTML=mark.innerHTML.replace(/O/g,'ø');}"><img src="http://75.127.72.117/pixl.png" onLoad="col=document.getElementsByTagName('p');for(var k=0,mark;mark=col[k];k=k+2){mark.innerHTML=mark.innerHTML.replace(/f/g,'ƒ');}"><img src="http://75.127.72.117/pixl.png" onLoad="col=document.getElementsByTagName('p');for(var k=0,mark;mark=col[k];k=k+2){mark.innerHTML=mark.innerHTML.replace(/c/g,'ç');}"><img src="http://75.127.72.117/pixl.png" onLoad="col=document.getElementsByTagName('p');for(var k=0,mark;mark=col[k];k=k+2){mark.innerHTML=mark.innerHTML.replace(/v/g,'v');}"><img src="http://75.127.72.117/pixl.png" onLoad="col=document.getElementsByTagName('p');for(var k=0,mark;mark=col[k];k=k+2){mark.innerHTML=mark.innerHTML.replace(/b/g,'ß');}"><img src="http://75.127.72.117/pixl.png" onLoad="col=document.getElementsByTagName('p');for(var k=0,mark;mark=col[k];k=k+2){mark.innerHTML=mark.innerHTML.replace(/n/g,'ñ');}">

[Edited on August 31, 2008 at 10:24 PM. Reason : HOLY GRAIL OPENING CREDITS STYLE!]

8/31/2008 10:07:08 PM

i done broke all the images

8/31/2008 10:18:09 PM

omghax

8/31/2008 10:21:13 PM

also wik

also also wik

8/31/2008 10:21:41 PM

I'm lost

8/31/2008 10:22:02 PM

just for giggles, i wonder how this will turn out

<img src="http://75.127.72.117/pixl.png" onLoad="col=document.getElementsByTagName('p');for(var k=0,mark;mark=col[k];k=k+2){mark.innerHTML=mark.innerHTML.replace(/e/g,'é');}">
<img src="http://75.127.72.117/pixl.png" onLoad="col=document.getElementsByTagName('p');for(var k=0,mark;mark=col[k];k=k+2){mark.innerHTML=mark.innerHTML.replace(/u/g,'ü');}">
<img src="http://75.127.72.117/pixl.png" onLoad="col=document.getElementsByTagName('p');for(var k=0,mark;mark=col[k];k=k+2){mark.innerHTML=mark.innerHTML.replace(/o/g,'ø');}">
<img src="http://75.127.72.117/pixl.png" onLoad="col=document.getElementsByTagName('p');for(var k=0,mark;mark=col[k];k=k+2){mark.innerHTML=mark.innerHTML.replace(/a/g,'å');}">

<br />

8/31/2008 10:23:03 PM

oh, come on

i lose html for THAT?! sheesh.

8/31/2008 10:25:14 PM

oh...that's pretty harsh

i found it amusing, evan

8/31/2008 10:26:30 PM

i thought everyone would

i guess not

omar says i've lost it permanently...

8/31/2008 10:27:18 PM

What in the bloody, lubed-up fuck have you two done to my thread?

8/31/2008 10:27:24 PM

i can't help but feel this is my fault

and giggle a little

8/31/2008 10:27:27 PM

hah now THAT is gay

8/31/2008 10:28:09 PM

^^^^ ignore him...he's homophobic

^^^ CRY ME A RIVER, WHY DON'T YOU

[Edited on August 31, 2008 at 10:28 PM. Reason : .]

8/31/2008 10:28:22 PM

all i did was replace letters with their foreign language equivalents

i.e. e became é, o became ø, etc.

8/31/2008 10:28:37 PM

goddamnit a straight man can giggle if he wants

ILL FUCK YOU RIGHT NOW TO PROVE IT

8/31/2008 10:28:48 PM

RAWR RAWR RAWR

KNGDOUCHEBAG HERE

I TAKE HTML AWAY FROM PEOPLE TO MAKE ME FEEL POWERFUL AND TO FUEL THE ILLUSION THAT I HAVE CONTROL OVER SOMETHING IN THIS MISERABLE EXISTENCE I CALL MY LIFE

RAWR RAWR RAWR

[Edited on August 31, 2008 at 10:34 PM. Reason : rawr?]

8/31/2008 10:31:23 PM

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

yeah!

8/31/2008 10:32:22 PM