AN AMERICAN HERO

9/4/2008 12:18:35 AM

DRILL BABY DRILL

9/4/2008 12:20:55 AM

9/4/2008 12:26:14 AM

9/4/2008 12:46:54 AM

9/4/2008 12:49:39 AM

Here's a condom. For next time.

9/4/2008 12:50:26 AM

DRILL BABY DRILL
DRILL BABY DRILL
DRILL BABY DRILL
DRILL BABY KILL
KILL BABY KILL
KILL BABY KILL
KILL BABY KILL
KILL BABIES KILL
KILL BABIES KILL
DRILL BABIES KILL

9/4/2008 12:50:47 AM

McCain is giving him the secret handshake that all white males get when they marry into money.

9/4/2008 12:53:25 AM

YA FUCK WITH ME

I'LL KICK ASS

9/4/2008 12:55:24 AM

[Edited on September 4, 2008 at 11:14 PM. Reason : .]

9/4/2008 11:13:58 PM

an OK guy in my book

9/4/2008 11:15:07 PM

I kinda feel bad for this kid... he probably just knocked her up on a drunken hookup and now he has to get married to a 17 year old girl and be the good kid from now on...

I'm sure he'd much rather be banging out more 16 and 17 year old sluts..

9/4/2008 11:17:10 PM

I want a "FREE LEVI" shirt.

9/4/2008 11:17:54 PM

she's good lookin, she has money

the kid's set

[Edited on September 4, 2008 at 11:18 PM. Reason : as long as she's not too much of a crazy bitch]

9/4/2008 11:18:05 PM

What else is there to do in Alaska?

9/4/2008 11:27:25 PM

Quote :

"What else is there to do in Alaska?"

1. snowboard
2. ride dirt bikes
3. play hockey
4. go camping
5. hang out with the boys
6. do some fishing
7. shoot some shit
8. just fuckin' chillin'
9. kick ass

9/4/2008 11:30:50 PM

9/4/2008 11:37:35 PM

lol

liberals

9/4/2008 11:39:53 PM

"SON,

IF YOU DONT TAKE THAT STUPID SHIT OFF YOUR MYSPACE I AM GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING ARM"

-j mccain

9/4/2008 11:54:59 PM

yuck... color is all wrong and the pictures are overexposed...

9/4/2008 11:59:59 PM

^^ lol

but its facebook, geez

9/5/2008 12:01:55 AM

myspace

it was, in fact, myspace

9/5/2008 12:02:47 AM

bttt

3/11/2009 4:47:32 PM

http://www.starmagazine.com/news/15341





awesome tattoo, man

3/11/2009 4:49:12 PM

haha i was totally going to come on here and post about this.

3/11/2009 4:53:21 PM

that kid is totally giving him the side-eye

3/11/2009 4:57:44 PM

bump

3/11/2009 5:11:51 PM

should have kept the hockey hair

3/11/2009 5:23:18 PM

Quote :

"an OK guy in my book"

You should get a better book

3/13/2009 7:09:28 PM

now he has to live with his bristol tattoo for the rest of his life

3/13/2009 7:11:20 PM

was his first bebe a retard or was that from another mang

3/13/2009 7:11:30 PM

Quote :

"lol liberals"

oh i know right

GOSH!

[Edited on March 13, 2009 at 7:22 PM. Reason : haha what fucking song is this]

3/13/2009 7:21:32 PM

3/13/2009 8:15:25 PM

"SON,

IF YOU DONT TAKE THAT STUPID SHIT OFF YOUR MYSPACE I AM GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING ARM"

-j mccain

3/13/2009 11:49:37 PM

HE'S NO LEVI WATKINS!

3/14/2009 12:37:11 AM

Bet he regrets that now

3/14/2009 12:42:20 AM

Quote :

"During a bizarre exchange, King asked to see the "Bristol" tattoo on Johnston's finger. King asked Johnston why he got the tattoo: "You know, I was - I was hunting again and I lost the ring that she gave me. And it was bad so I figured ... this way I wouldn't lose it and it would get me out of a bind, you know," Johnston said."

Quote :

"In an awkward moment, King asked about Johnston's sexual relationship with Bristol: "When it began to be sexual and romantic, did the Palins - that's the key question I guess everybody is asking - did the governor know?" Johnston evaded the question, but King persisted: "Where - was - did sex occur in their house?" Johnston responded: "You know, Larry, that I'm a gentleman, you know. And I don't, you know, kiss and tell. So, you know, I don't think that really - that really matters.""

4/24/2009 6:19:40 PM

"SON,

IF YOU DONT TAKE THAT STUPID SHIT OFF YOUR MYSPACE I AM GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING ARM"

-j mccain

4/24/2009 6:24:11 PM

http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-06-16/shopping-with-levi-johnston/

Quote :

"These days, 19-year-old Levi is a free agent, no longer engaged to Bristol and thus, no longer under the jurisdiction of the Palin clan’s image police. He’s still, nonetheless, crafting an image for himself, with the help of Tank Jones, his manager from Anchorage who has been coaching him on media appearances and schooling him in entertainment-industry etiquette for the past five months. Though Levi mostly spends his days living in Wasilla, Alaska, going on frequent hunting trips—if it were up to him, that’s what he would spend the rest of his days doing, except that now he’s got a baby to support—the idea is to pursue some type of career in Hollywood, whether it be acting or appearing on a reality show. Tank has been fielding pitches, including one for a reality show about hunting."

6/17/2009 6:21:48 PM

hockey...

you fuckin faggot

6/17/2009 6:23:32 PM

Quote :

"Johnston: Palin wanted to take the money, 'forget everything else' (CNN) — Sarah Palin wanted to take the money and "just run with it," the father of her grandchild said Thursday. Levi Johnston told reporters the Alaska governor was stepping down early to take advantage of millions in potential earnings. According to the Anchorage Daily News, the 19-year-old said that late last year he heard Palin say "how nice it would be to take some of this money people have been offering us and just run with it, and saying forget everything else." He pointed to talk show offers and other potentially lucrative deals. Earlier this week, Palin attorney Thomas Van Flein told the Washington Post that the governor had received "hundreds of credible offers since the campaign," including Hollywood projects, but had not taken advantage of any except her book deal. Johnston said that even the Palin children had been fielding offers."

[Edited on July 10, 2009 at 12:58 PM. Reason : http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/]

7/10/2009 12:58:19 PM

old

7/10/2009 1:04:03 PM

This kid might be one of the dumbest people in America... but props to him for banging sluts and parlaying it in to some $$$ I guess.

Maybe not so stupid after all...

7/10/2009 3:25:48 PM

[Edited on July 10, 2009 at 4:22 PM. Reason : ff]

7/10/2009 3:57:08 PM

[quote]AndyMac
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HE'S NO LEVI WATKINS!




That's Jordan Collins.

7/10/2009 5:01:39 PM

i guess his life is the essence of luck over intelligence.

7/10/2009 5:05:39 PM

http://gawker.com/5322776/is-levi-johnston-the-missing-link-between-graydon-carter-and-mere-monkey-bar

YA FUCK WITH ME, I'LL MY BODYGUARDS WILL KICK ASS

7/28/2009 2:02:13 AM

I imagine he's banged Sarah behind closed doors at some point

7/28/2009 2:26:18 AM

Quote :

"[Sarah Palin] says she goes hunting and lives off animal meat -- I've never seen it. I've never seen her touch a fishing pole. She had a gun in her bedroom and one day she asked me to show her how to shoot it. I asked her what kind of gun it was, and she said she didn't know, because it was in a box under her bed."

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/reliable-source/2009/09/levi.html

9/2/2009 8:02:50 PM

Just can't let it go, can you?

9/2/2009 11:08:44 PM