A first for me

Normally I wipe once or twice before making my initial flush but there was so much shit that I decided to flush right away

It churned and bubbled like some Dinty Moore's but it would not go down

I finally stirred it up enough with a coat hanger that it eventually flushed

Has this happened to anyone else or do I just have some dense fucking turds ?

9/6/2008 4:18:37 PM

i already told you its a common issue for me

9/6/2008 4:19:08 PM

I too have done this

well, not the coat hanger part

9/6/2008 4:19:15 PM

i've done it with a single mighty log before, never just by sheer quantity

maybe you accidentally had an abortion

9/6/2008 4:19:42 PM

ive got a nasty story that even TWW should not have to hear

9/6/2008 4:19:54 PM

It was like 7-8 medium sized turds

Individually, they were nothing special

But when their powers combined...

9/6/2008 4:21:18 PM

i had a single, long, solid turd once. when i flushed it, it went around the bowl like a helicopter blade and left streaks all the way around. i had to break it up with a clothes hanger to get it to go down.

9/6/2008 4:22:12 PM

this was a regular occurrence at my parents house during my teenage years

9/6/2008 4:23:51 PM

fuckin clothes hangers

9/6/2008 4:24:09 PM

Thats pretty cool

I never really produce the huge logs

I think my asshole just instinctively snaps shut and pinches them off before a massive turd can develop

9/6/2008 4:24:11 PM

so you voltroned the toliet to death

9/6/2008 4:24:31 PM

more like Duke Nukem'd it

9/6/2008 4:25:44 PM

earthworm jim'd

9/6/2008 4:26:08 PM

Captain Planet'd

9/6/2008 4:26:13 PM

ecco the dolphin'd

9/6/2008 4:26:59 PM

9/6/2008 4:27:03 PM

Fulgore'd

9/6/2008 4:27:06 PM

eww nigga, you gay

9/6/2008 4:28:50 PM

this plunger is the shit, i know from exPERience, dude

9/6/2008 4:29:55 PM

the handle bends on it when you really need to put some elbow grease into it

9/6/2008 4:31:29 PM

Sometimes the really big dumps are beyond the plunger's jurisdiction

Then you either have to ladel or syphon the shit out into the tub drain

9/6/2008 4:35:12 PM

9/6/2008 4:37:13 PM

when the turd won't even enter the toilet hole, you have to get an empty paper towel or TP tube (preferably paper towel tube, obviously) and snowcone the shit out of it and throw it into a dumpster

unfortunately, who ever has an empty paper towel tube and who doesnt ever have an empty TP tube

9/6/2008 4:37:30 PM

Sounds like someone else clogged your shit and you fell for it.

9/6/2008 4:46:04 PM

pretty talented if they can clog it after allowing a successful flush between their clog and mine

9/6/2008 4:47:58 PM

I was talking to Slave Famous.

Someone clogged his shit, but the turds went down first and the paper got stuck far enough back that he couldn't see it. He sat down to do his business and thinks he dropped the mother load when in fact he really got suckered into plunging someone else's mistake.

9/6/2008 4:51:14 PM

introducing the KleerDrain CO2 powered plunger:



http://www.kleerdrain.com/

9/6/2008 5:04:46 PM

no way skack

no one has dumped in my hallway bathroom besides me for at least 2 weeks

9/6/2008 5:10:14 PM

I clicked on your thread.

9/6/2008 9:08:17 PM

if it doesn't flush, putting it into the tub drain or into the rubbish bin is mighty

when that happens to me a few times a year for whatever reason, i first let it sit there for 10-15 minutes to soften in the water. then i drizzle some dishwashing liquid or laundry detergent or liquid and soap onto it, into the water, and the bowl walls. then i take one of 2 actions:

- either fill up a bucket with [hot tap] water, flush, and pour water with force at the same time

- or in very extreme cases (if the above doesn't work), actually boil an electric kettle full of water, and pour that down the drain while i flush

the side effect in both cases is that with the combined action of the hot water and the soap, the bowl ends up sparkling!

i would rather go through all that than pick it up with something. and there is no way in hell it is going into the shower. that's just wrong.

9/6/2008 9:31:01 PM

i think he was talking about what to do when the water level is so high in the bowl that you can't put the plunger in w/o it overflowing

i think...

9/6/2008 9:34:58 PM