i like to blow smoke at spiders when they are spinning webs to test the effects of second-hand smoke on arachnids

9/9/2008 1:30:46 PM

i cook up meth from time to time

9/9/2008 1:31:35 PM

I fart in my dog's face

there's gotta be something scientific about that

9/9/2008 1:32:00 PM

i make hard ons collide. (balls do not touch)

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9/9/2008 1:32:53 PM

does her face squinch?

9/9/2008 1:32:57 PM

I dunno, my head doesnt turn that far

but she normally just looks at my butt

9/9/2008 1:34:14 PM

I put things in microwaves and cook them. Light bulbs and alarm clocks work well.

9/9/2008 1:38:41 PM