why would you try and friend me on facebook?

9/25/2008 9:59:15 AM

to add to my friend count

9/25/2008 9:59:41 AM

They should have an enemy category on there too, that would make it interesting. Especially the wall comments

[Edited on September 25, 2008 at 10:00 AM. Reason : a]

9/25/2008 9:59:56 AM

because you're trying to horde facebook friends like a cat lady.

9/25/2008 10:00:16 AM

to add to my friend count

9/25/2008 10:00:57 AM

got my friend request, eh?

9/25/2008 10:01:43 AM

So I can stalk you and find ways for you to be even more unfriendly to me.

9/25/2008 10:03:06 AM

will you be my friend you big tattooed teddy bear??

9/25/2008 10:04:02 AM

Everybody knows that Facebook = Serious Business

9/25/2008 10:04:16 AM

Can I be your friend on Facebook?

9/25/2008 10:05:13 AM

Facebook should call them "Acquaintances", not "Friends"

9/25/2008 10:23:42 AM

It was a woman, right? We like assholes.

9/25/2008 10:24:43 AM

So it is true!

9/25/2008 10:25:24 AM

No, I wouldn't complain about a dame requesting me. As long as she isn't fat.

9/25/2008 10:33:15 AM

someone needs a hug

9/25/2008 10:33:47 AM

Look, I thought extending an olive branch via facebook would be a better alternative than whipping your ass in front of your faggot friends.

9/25/2008 10:34:25 AM

Quote :

"because you're trying to horde facebook friends like a cat lady."

I lol'd

9/25/2008 10:34:37 AM

9/26/2008 7:35:30 AM

dude, why you gotta bring our private shit into the public?

not cool, man, not cool

9/26/2008 7:49:09 AM

i love when people that were the biggest stuck up pricks in High School try to add me. People I haven't seen in like 10 years and were never even friends with them to begin with. Although I do get a kick out of seeing that the majority of them are now fat, bald, and look miserable holding their 3 kids in all their pictures.

9/26/2008 8:18:01 AM

This chick that apparently hated me in high school facebooked me. I'm just she just wanted to view my profile so she could e-stalk me. But I wanted to e-stalk her too so I let her add me.

9/26/2008 8:20:02 AM

quit bein a bish and add me up

9/26/2008 8:20:42 AM

long time no see Sir Blasphemour

how art thou my thuggish ruggish pal?

9/26/2008 8:46:47 AM

I just recently had a high schooler friend-request me... so that she could e-stalk me for one of her older adult friends...

...but I like high schoolers so I was down.

9/26/2008 8:57:50 AM

i dont mind high schoolers. its local douchebags.

9/26/2008 6:11:44 PM

Quote :

"They should have an enemy category on there too, that would make it interesting."

they have a version of facebook (enemybook?), that lets you do this.

Quote :

"i love when people that were the biggest stuck up pricks in High School try to add me. People I haven't seen in like 10 years and were never even friends with them to begin with. Although I do get a kick out of seeing that the majority of them are now fat, bald, and look miserable holding their 3 kids in all their pictures."

most of the people i went to school with are like this.

there is one guy that was in the 'popular' crowd and has an attractive girlfriend. the rest are fat, full of kids and not remotely successful.

9/26/2008 6:21:16 PM

Keep your friends close,
and your enemies even closer.

I lub j00 Blasphemour!

9/26/2008 6:23:19 PM

because poking can also be a passive aggressive way of showing hate

9/26/2008 6:23:56 PM

because everybody needs friends

even if they are only facebook friends

9/26/2008 6:27:25 PM

b/c i just want to poke you

9/26/2008 6:33:35 PM

^ it goes both ways baby.

9/26/2008 7:04:11 PM

so you hate 69 eh?

9/26/2008 7:05:12 PM

You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
When the road looks rough ahead
And you're miles and miles
From your nice warm bed
Just remember what your old pal said
Boy, you've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
You've got troubles, well I've got 'em too
There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you
We stick together and we see it through
You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me

9/26/2008 8:26:11 PM