no, the screen name has nothing to do with family guy...i started using it in 9th grade (1997?) as an AIM screen name because i liked the word "quagmire"

if this thread gets more than 4 posts, i'll be impressed and flattered

9/26/2008 9:08:01 PM

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9/26/2008 9:08:24 PM

hi!!!!

9/26/2008 9:08:27 PM

hi! btw, my dog's cuter than ScHpEnXeL's

just for the record

[Edited on September 26, 2008 at 9:10 PM. Reason : well, maybe not cuter, but prettier...because she's the best]

9/26/2008 9:09:49 PM

show me a picature and i will be the judge

9/26/2008 9:10:38 PM

okay, let me see what i can find...

9/26/2008 9:11:11 PM

what's your alias on TWW? (it can be PMed if you want. and I won't tell NOOOO BODY)
also, why are you afraid to post pictures of yourself?

9/26/2008 9:20:13 PM

and where are the dog pics!

9/26/2008 9:20:31 PM

your dog can't possibly be cuter than mine. i haven't even posted the best pics for fear of breaking tww

..oh wait, that shit is broke anyways

9/26/2008 9:21:11 PM

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"what's your alias on TWW? (it can be PMed if you want. and I won't tell NOOOO BODY)"

shy of a mod checking IP addresses, there's NO WAY any of you can guess...i'm very good

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"also, why are you afraid to post pictures of yourself?"

that's a good question...i don't know

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"and where are the dog pics!"

and no, she's not a lab...german short-haired pointer (as best guess)...she can and will point, track, catch, and retrieve...and i never taught her any of it

i ♥ dahlia

[Edited on September 26, 2008 at 9:43 PM. Reason : .]

9/26/2008 9:42:26 PM

^she is adorable!

9/26/2008 9:53:58 PM

I win

..but cute dog

[Edited on September 26, 2008 at 9:55 PM. Reason : but I'm sure she's a hell of a lot more obedient than mine]

9/26/2008 9:55:23 PM

^^ thank you

she's a sweet girl and we are, of course, best of friends

^

[Edited on September 26, 2008 at 9:56 PM. Reason : .]

9/26/2008 9:56:12 PM

9/26/2008 10:16:33 PM

tell me about your dog. how old is she? or did you already post that

9/26/2008 10:17:28 PM

she's (best guess) 20-21 months old...i picked her up off the durham freeway a year ago last may

9/26/2008 10:19:24 PM

awww really that is good that you kept her! yay you. i love animal lovers

9/26/2008 10:21:35 PM

i lived in wolf village at the time...i kept her there for a month without getting caught before i moved out

she is, by far, one of the sweetest dogs i've ever met...she's a bit standoffish for the first 15 minutes at the dog park every time i take her, but after that, she's great

9/26/2008 10:23:46 PM

that's awesome.. i wanted to adopt one like that but last time my parents did that we got a really (seriously) mentally retarded dog that has been a shit load of health problems and is so scared to be around ppl that they never really never even see it unless it needs something... kind of put me off of that idea

9/26/2008 10:26:07 PM

^ understandable...she came practically trained (i don't think it was formal or anything, but she's VERY intuitive and responds almost immediately) so i count myself very lucky

9/26/2008 10:27:56 PM

yea that's the worst part about bulldogs and english bulldogs especially--they're so f'in stubborn. i've gotten her trained to sit but only because I did it everyday from the day I got her and made her respond to hand commands with food.. she'll only do it a few times now.

The obsession side of her is really coming out though..she picks a toy every morning and for the whole day she wants me to throw that particular toy for her to chase. She won't even look at any other toy

9/26/2008 10:29:58 PM

aha...i'll bet she's a blast

do you take her to the dog park at all?

9/26/2008 10:31:30 PM

sometimes.. she's getting more protective though which i'm trying to stop but it makes it harder and harder

9/26/2008 10:48:34 PM

ever had a baby scare?

9/26/2008 10:53:59 PM

9/26/2008 11:28:10 PM

will you ask me some questions?

9/26/2008 11:29:30 PM

^^^ a couple of times, but since i don't usually sleep with girls i haven't been dating for a while, i know their schedules well enough to know if they're late...in these cases, i was probably just a bit paranoid

^^ that's not a question, but

^ sure!

9/27/2008 7:33:21 AM

so who is your alias?

why the name Dahlia?

and I think Brindy misses the dog park, he keeps running between the door and where I'm sitting and won't stop whining. He doesn't need anything, he just won't stop

9/27/2008 10:04:02 AM

why did you only answer one of my questions?

9/27/2008 10:09:17 AM

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"so who is your alias?"

i'm not telling...like i said, there's NO WAY anyone can guess it...i don't know what kinds of powers the mods have, but since it doesn't match my IP when i use it, i seriously doubt they can figure it out, either

Quote :

"why the name Dahlia?"

i really liked the idea of "the black dahlia"...i guess i'm twisted

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"and I think Brindy misses the dog park, he keeps running between the door and where I'm sitting and won't stop whining. He doesn't need anything, he just won't stop"

or he's whining because YOU HAD HIS BALLS LOPPED OFF

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"why did you only answer one of my questions?"

i answered both of your questions...it's just that the answer to the second was "i don't know"...i didn't post one on this sn, and for a while, i used the alias a lot more...but then i knew some people knew which was which blah blah blah and i was having fun and didn't want to ruin it

since then, the galleries have been limited to 50 pics for non-premies, and until recently, i didn't delete any (i had around 100) because as soon as i did, the 50 limit would go into effect (and i didn't really have anything i wanted mangled by the tww image quality reducer)

additionally, i don't have a lot of pictures of myself...i love to take pictures, and i'm usually behind the camera instead of in front of it...i'm also not very photogenic, and the majority of pictures i see of myself are blah

better?

9/27/2008 6:01:35 PM

SO I HAVE A QUESTION AFTER READING THIS THREAD.





WHY IS YOUR NAME FAGMIRE?

9/27/2008 6:04:11 PM

!

9/27/2008 6:05:17 PM

^^

^ , as always

9/27/2008 6:31:02 PM

no, Sir

you address both of my questions. However, you only answered one of my questions. Instead of answering my first question, you fabricated a different question that was related, and answered that.

The question that you answered was:

"Can we guess your alias on TWW?"

So again, I'll ask my original question:

Quote :

"what's your alias on TWW?"

9/27/2008 6:51:02 PM

touché, EMCE, touché

however, this is ASK quagmire02 anything...it is completely up to me whether or not i'll answer

in this case, i choose not to

9/27/2008 6:55:26 PM

fair enough

9/27/2008 9:07:02 PM

what's your favorite breakfast cereal?

9/27/2008 9:10:01 PM

honey nut cheerios

9/27/2008 9:35:15 PM

do you still bank w/ ING


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9/30/2008 6:21:48 PM

i do, actually...they still give me the best rate on my checking and savings

additionally, i've made $75 in referrals ($25 on the initial, and 5 $10 referrals)

24/7 customer service (a real person) and their send-a-check thing is crazy cool

9/30/2008 7:27:27 PM

will you come hang out with me at my place?

9/30/2008 7:28:37 PM

?
(now it's a question)

9/30/2008 7:29:33 PM

^^ tonight?

^

9/30/2008 7:37:27 PM

GET BACK TO WORK

9/30/2008 7:40:40 PM

oh hell no

i don't work while i'm there, why would i work after hours?

9/30/2008 7:44:49 PM

I LIKE TALKING LIKE MARKO

9/30/2008 7:46:37 PM

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

RAWR RAWR *burp*

9/30/2008 7:48:26 PM

Quote :

"^^ tonight?"

I'd say something snarky like 'nah. 12/21/12', except you're so old that I gotta take what I'm given

9/30/2008 7:51:49 PM

you're such a bitch, christine

9/30/2008 7:53:45 PM

Oh, don't even get me started.

9/30/2008 7:54:56 PM