whoaaaa, slow that boat down son.

10/6/2008 12:11:29 AM

i'll post in your parroty thread

10/6/2008 12:12:30 AM

they're busting Sacagawea for indecent exposure.

10/6/2008 12:25:24 AM

weird...i watched night at the museum earlier (with sacagawea and lewis and clark)

10/6/2008 2:28:08 AM

I lolled

10/6/2008 3:43:15 AM

Lewis & Clark are the forefathers of the L.A.P.D. Good thing they didn't have video camera's and the internet back then.

10/6/2008 3:45:09 AM

i clicked on this thread thinking it was mine

10/10

10/6/2008 8:32:54 AM

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"camera's"

10/6/2008 8:39:37 AM

So I have this movie idea where Lewis and Clark and rockin' through the wilderness with Sacajawea, right. Only she's an evil Sacajawea with psychic abilities and can foresee all the horrible things that the white folk would do to the native americans. So she's all like leading them South instead of crossing what will become the US, playing coy and flirting with them, flashing some titty here and there when she's dressing and pretends to not know theyre watching, so they wont notice that they're going the wrong way. Her ultimate evil plan is to lead them South into Mexico to Chichen Itza to be sacrificed to the gods. She gets down there but not before she has a chance to fall in love with Clark, but she hides it because of her loyalty to her mission and her people. So she leads them down there into the large field surrounding Chichen Itza and they're about to get attacked, and the onslaught of indian fury is coming, and she finally is like "No, dont kill them. I love Clark" and tries to stop them. Then Lewis realizes what happens and yells "ROT IN HELL, SACAJAWEA!" He beats down some indians holding him back and grabs and throws one of his hatchets from like 20 feet away as she goes to hug Clark and make out with him. And as she gets to him the hatchet hits her and sticks in her back and she falls to the ground dead. Then, Clark is so furious at Lewis for killing his love that he picks up a huge rock and goes and starts beating Lewis with it. Lewis dies a bloody mess and the Mayan's are pissed because they need to sacrifice an American to stave off the bloodshed of their friendly neighbors to the north so they take Clark and sacrifice him anyway and then the course of history is changed and white people are the ones destined to go on the trail of tears and live in small plots of land scattered throughout the US.

What you think?



[Edited on October 6, 2008 at 9:29 AM. Reason : spelling]

10/6/2008 9:27:18 AM

i like it

can we work in some aliens or dinosaurs?

10/6/2008 9:30:40 AM

What about alien dinosaurs?

10/7/2008 8:03:21 AM