Yay!

10/7/2008 1:46:49 AM

no

10/7/2008 1:47:42 AM

10/7/2008 1:51:16 AM

WHY IS HIS DICK SMALLER THAN MINE?

10/7/2008 1:51:32 AM

^^^

^^

^Beacuse you rule the universe, obviously.

10/7/2008 1:52:55 AM

OK, WELL WHY DID HE SUCK OUT THE BLOOD SLUGS?

10/7/2008 1:53:26 AM

Because if he left them there someone would have surely died a painful poisonous death. Of course.

10/7/2008 1:56:26 AM

BUT NOW HE HAS A DRY SOCKET SON.

10/7/2008 1:56:52 AM

Would you describe our mutual former place of employment as "evil" or "most evil?"

10/7/2008 2:00:30 AM

haha I don't know where you got the bad taste in your mouth but I really like the owners, I had a lot of fun there and compared to my last place of work they look like Gods. So I'll go with "evil".

10/7/2008 2:01:58 AM

SO LET ME ASK YOU THIS KIWI, SINCE OBVIOUSLY NCSUGIRL83 IS TOO LAZY TO BE AWAKE AT THIS HOUR.

HOW HOT AM I ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 1,000,000?



(HINT: THE ANSWER IS 1,000,000)

10/7/2008 2:04:26 AM

Oh I liked the owners, too.

Well, one of the owners and the manager.

But we can't let that cloud our judgment as to the evil-ness factor. And I'm not even basing my assessment on the fact that the girl I met and started dating there turned out to be a psychotic harpy.

10/7/2008 2:06:25 AM

^^1 trillion!

^haha I figured you were bitter about your previous love gone bad experience that bloomed there. The customers could kiss my ass though, best birth control EVER. And Anne Marie...........

10/7/2008 2:09:31 AM

In fairness I hated the place long before any of that happened, which is why I quit. Mostly I'm bitter because I'm bad at selling $2000 dogs to people too stupid to realize that they should just go to the god damned pound.

Anne Marie is good to have in my memory, because no matter how bad my life gets, it's never within 40 parsecs of how bad her life is.

10/7/2008 2:12:43 AM

YOU GUYS SOLD DONGS?

10/7/2008 2:15:08 AM

haha See I had hope in informing the bastards that walked in that spending this much on a dog might make one think about the responsibility they were getting into. Once I got to the sale and offer them things that would benefit the dog they'd be like "NAH JUST THE DOG WE'RE ON A TIGHT BUDGET"

:carl face:

I don't even remember half the shit Anne Marie told me, my eyes would literally glaze over and she'd still talk about some disease.

Caring for animals is cool and will always be a part of my life, I still stop by when I'm in town to say hello and show off my dogs (which I got form there remember?) new tricks.

EDIT: I don't much get the purebred prices for mixed breed status though. That was scarce when I worked there.

[Edited on October 7, 2008 at 2:18 AM. Reason : reew]

10/7/2008 2:17:10 AM

WOAH WOAH WOAH, YOU BOUGHT A $2000 DONG FROM THAT SHITHOLE?

10/7/2008 2:18:21 AM

haha Yes and No

10/7/2008 2:19:02 AM

THE BABY DEEBU IS SLEEPING BETWEEN THE KEYBOARD AND THE LCD.

10/7/2008 2:22:41 AM

Quote :

"I don't even remember half the shit Anne Marie told me, my eyes would literally glaze over and she'd still talk about some disease."

Off the top of my head, her afflictions include:

diabetes
psoriasis
arthritis
a variety of domestic issues so depressing I'm not even willing to talk about them in public and which occasionally made me consider suicide on her behalf
major addiction to cigarettes
being of Irish descent
being extremely tiny

Quote :

"I don't much get the purebred prices for mixed breed status though."

Capitalism 101: Stupid people with too much money are willing to pay it, therefore that is the price.

10/7/2008 2:24:24 AM

hahaaha I remember her being diabetic and bitching about her pump but taking 435 15 minute breaks to suck on those cigs.

I guess she had kids and some poor soul who put up with her ass.

ahaha damn

10/7/2008 2:26:40 AM

SHE SHOULD HAVE SMOKED JOINTS INSTEAD. IT WOULD REQUIRE FEWER BREAKS AND WOULD BE MORE ENJOYABLE WHILE SMELLING CONSIDERABLY BETTER.

10/7/2008 2:31:56 AM

I'm sure she was involved in that as well.

YO GRUMPS YOU REMEMBER TORY? I dont know if you were there for her time or not. Anyway she was the goodie two shoes until she graduated high school, moved to a military town in NC, met a guy, got hitched, and is now living in Belgium, Germany for three years while he serves. Crazy sheeit.

10/7/2008 2:34:17 AM

I don't think I was there for Tory. However, last I heard virtually all of the women who worked there during my tenure had gotten pregnant.

Amazingly, Megan was not one of them.

10/7/2008 2:38:11 AM

haha Nice. I don't remember who all worked there when you did. I think at that point I was in the kennel and able to ignore everyone. I went back there about 6 months ago and some chick at the register screamed "OMG WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU!" I was like who the fuck are you??

No freaking clue who she was...

10/7/2008 11:54:55 AM

are you kiwi the fruit or kiwi the bird?

10/7/2008 11:56:32 AM

Fuzzy fruit

10/7/2008 11:57:24 AM

how did you manage to put less than 2k in a 401k in a year and a half?

do you really think anyone would pay for anything you write?

10/7/2008 11:58:34 AM

lol, I suppose $2k is better than NOTHING in your 20's but jeez... what is that? 4%?

10/7/2008 12:00:32 PM

lemme see yuor boobs ok

10/7/2008 12:01:14 PM

How come you never look at me during?

10/7/2008 12:03:27 PM

4% of what?

10/7/2008 12:03:44 PM

30K with no match

10/7/2008 12:04:22 PM

How did I know David would show up once someone mentioned 401k?

10/7/2008 12:06:21 PM

^ is it because you're monitoring the chat we're having and saw where i sent him the link to this thread?

10/7/2008 12:08:03 PM

Oh no I didn't even see that!

It makes a LITTLE more sense to me, but I still knew he would magically show up

10/7/2008 12:09:01 PM

You going to the race this weekend?

10/7/2008 12:11:16 PM

I don't know what the actual amount is but I put in 5% with full match.

10/7/2008 12:11:34 PM

do they float?

10/7/2008 12:11:43 PM

I could get paid to write, I could get paid to do anything!

Yes, they float.

10/7/2008 12:12:27 PM

No you couldn't.

10/7/2008 12:13:36 PM

FDT?

10/7/2008 12:14:30 PM

Quote :

"I don't know what the actual amount is but I put in 5% with full match."

Oh, my mistake, so it's more like 15K.

10/7/2008 12:14:34 PM

No! XSMP

10/7/2008 12:15:50 PM

Quote :

"You going to the race this weekend?"

No The plans I had earlier in the year fell through, so I'll be celebrating in Raleigh. Would you like to join in? (should I make my own, Ask Errrka thread?)

10/7/2008 12:16:37 PM

did you make this thread because much like evan - you didn't get enough attention as a child and are trying to grasp for it wherever you can

does it bother you to be as dependent on men as you are?

10/7/2008 12:17:42 PM

On the contrary. I think she got too much "attention" from men in her life when she was a child.

10/7/2008 12:20:04 PM

can I post a picture of your boobs in this thread?

10/7/2008 12:25:03 PM

yes! EMCE

10/7/2008 12:25:54 PM

kiwi has to answer!!1

10/7/2008 12:28:00 PM