yo

10/10/2008 1:22:18 PM

sup?

10/10/2008 1:22:46 PM

10/10/2008 1:24:00 PM

hay twoozles

10/10/2008 1:24:40 PM

hay

10/10/2008 1:25:52 PM

yo



additionally, this came up when googling the word 'yo':

(NSFW) http://assets1.pitchforkmedia.com/images/original/35159.Yo_Majesty2_Eirik_Lande.jpg

10/10/2008 1:50:48 PM

lol, that's awesome!

10/10/2008 1:51:40 PM

also, I think it's the right time to say that I'm madly in love with twoozles. I think she has a wonderful personality, sparkling wit, and I would do things to her in the bedroom that she would regret for years...

10/10/2008 1:55:50 PM

lol, that's awesome!

10/10/2008 1:56:15 PM

hay

10/13/2008 11:05:25 PM

why hello!

10/13/2008 11:05:56 PM

poly sci, she's gotta be hot

get u some MC

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

10/13/2008 11:06:31 PM

always thought you were in char. for some reason not ny

10/13/2008 11:07:46 PM

^^ yes, she is hot. believe me

^ After I graduated from NCSU, I moved to Norfolk, VA for grad school, and then I moved back to charlotte temporarily after graduation from there (I've lived in charlotte 5th grade through 12th grade), I moved to NY a few months ago at the end of spring (which is why I make a bunch of retarded threads about this area with retarded pictures of retarded shit that I see....the novelty hasn't quite worn off yet). Come visit!

10/13/2008 11:11:20 PM

ha ragged and i were just in char. and are probably going to martinsville this weekend.. so no money to spare or id say fuck it and go to ny ha ha

actually i probably wouldnt but its the thought that counts

10/13/2008 11:14:48 PM

i think we used to vacay near where you are, though im not sure why cuz i dont remember it being particularly exciting

10/13/2008 11:16:26 PM

^^that's fine. I like to throw the invite out there to people, knowing fully well no one is going to drive or fly up here to see me.
but it's cool. I don't really want you here. I'm quite sure your vagina smells badly anyway

10/13/2008 11:17:01 PM

yeah, twoozles, this area isn't that great. I'm not really a fan. I don't see myself being here more than a few years. I might transfer out to the west coast (cali), to the headquarters in maryland (I still have a lot of family in DC), or to atlanta

10/13/2008 11:18:34 PM

^ cool so were not friends any more

10/13/2008 11:18:43 PM

if yall move to cali make sure it is somewhere nice and make sure you have a guest house for me

10/13/2008 11:20:25 PM

^^^by then you will be married with 2 kids and attached to the country life.....

[Edited on October 13, 2008 at 11:21 PM. Reason : w]

10/13/2008 11:21:20 PM

no, we're still friends. you've never done anything to me (I don't think)...
and you're still more than welcome to come and visit. I have a guest bedroom and everything.

I'm just saying....if you're going to get offended if I call you a SMELLY VAGINA MONSTER, then I can tell we're probably going to have a lot of arguments.

I do, in fact, care a great deal about your well being, health, and emotions. I am just particularly fond of picking at the insecurities that all women share...the aroma of their junk


and twoozles, you are always welcome to come and visit. I'll even make you dinner

10/13/2008 11:22:57 PM

i had an inappropriate story about my vagina but i decided instead of telling it i would just let yall know i have an inappropriate story about my vagina that i will probably tell at an inappropriate time after one too many cocktails

10/13/2008 11:25:46 PM

that is the hottest thing I've read all day

10/13/2008 11:34:48 PM

10/13/2008 11:57:31 PM

hello Kitty B. how are you doing tonight?
I'm not currently eating food right now, so I'm afraid you can't completely FUCK ME OVER by posting pictures of your pets...like usual

perhaps tomorrow?

10/13/2008 11:59:20 PM

how can this make you puke?

10/14/2008 12:09:55 AM

those are some big ears.

10/14/2008 6:39:51 AM

^^ THAT CAT IS LIKE, "HEY!!! YEAH YOU, THE BITCH WITH THE CAMERA!! FUCK YOU!!"

10/14/2008 8:14:33 AM

hhaha, I meant the close up pics of the spiders, dear

and I'm eating breakfast right now....so you missed me again

10/14/2008 8:16:34 AM

Quote :

"THAT CAT IS LIKE, "HEY!!! YEAH YOU, THE BITCH WITH THE CAMERA!! FUCK YOU!!""

if you knew that cat, you would know he's not even capable of anger. ask marko.

oh, and:


[Edited on October 14, 2008 at 5:57 PM. Reason : ]

10/14/2008 5:55:48 PM

hah, missed agian!
I'm not eating dinner until 7 or so

but to your credit, you've definitely gotten me on more than 10 distinct occasions

10/14/2008 6:28:33 PM

hey what the fuck is happening in this particular corner of the internet? Looks like some ole fashion bullshit to me.

10/14/2008 6:39:53 PM

watcha doin

10/15/2008 10:56:36 PM

not too much.

I joined a bowling league with some of my coworkers. We bowl on wednesdays frm 6-9. I got in from that around 9:30, heated up some spaghetti, and watched the end of the debate. Now that the debate is off, I'm just hanging out...watching some TV. I think I'm going to watch Fringe on the DVR, because I didn't get to see it last night. Last night, my friend Jesse came over and we played Rock Band 2, so I missed my usual TV line up.
I'll probably be going to sleep in about an hour, because I want to get up and go into work early tomorrow.

What are you up to, dear?

10/15/2008 11:00:58 PM

EMCE, I have heard that you are awesome. Is there any truth to this assertion?

10/15/2008 11:02:02 PM

i just watched the debate then took my dogs out for a minute. i think im gonna play around on here then get in bed and watch tv til i fall asleep


tis true^

[Edited on October 15, 2008 at 11:02 PM. Reason : ]

10/15/2008 11:02:28 PM

I'm aight

Also, <3

10/15/2008 11:02:54 PM

dont listen to these blithering idiots because emce has a stupid face

10/15/2008 11:17:32 PM

your mom has a stupid face

10/15/2008 11:19:01 PM

no lies have been told in this thread

10/15/2008 11:22:50 PM

hola

12/11/2008 6:27:38 PM

hello lover

I've been thinking about you a lot today

12/11/2008 6:36:24 PM

do tell
flatter me

12/11/2008 6:37:46 PM

well I was thinking about what I would give you for christmas....
but eventually, my thoughts wandered and I started thinking about sitting down and watching a movie splitting a bottle of wine. and then bwning

12/11/2008 6:40:14 PM

you know i could really use a good box grater
or a 2009 wall calendar

12/11/2008 6:43:59 PM

oic

12/11/2008 6:47:04 PM

12/22/2008 10:18:21 AM

good morning. how is your day going so far?
sexily?

12/22/2008 10:19:26 AM

the day is lovely! i slept in and now i'm just relaxing til i decide to go do something
how are you doing today?

12/22/2008 10:21:08 AM