SO I GOT MY NAME LIKE THIS SON:

I GOT A SAAB BACK WHEN I WAS 16 SON. I LIKED THE TURBO SON AND I PUT A SAAB SPORTS EXHAUST ON IT SON. I JOINED A SAAB MESSAGE BOARD SO THAT I COULD BECOME MORE FAMILIAR WITH THE CAR AND ASK QUESTIONS REGARDING MAINTENANCE AND OTHER SHIT SON.

THE BOARD WAS CALLED “SAAB CENTRAL.” I WAS NOT PARTICULARLY CREATIVE WITH SCREEN NAMES AT THE TIME SO I PICKED “SAABTURBO” AS MY NAME SON.

THIS DUDE NAMED CALLIPNCSUSAAB OR SOME SHIT (THE NOTORIOUSLY RETARDED CalliPHISH SON) WAS ON THERE AND HE WAS LIKE, “DUDE, YOU'RE IN RALEIGH?! ARE YOU GOING TO NCSU?”

I WAS LIKE “YEAH SON, I'M STARTING THERE IN A FEW MONTHS.”

SO HE WAS LIKE, “DUDE, CHECK OUT THIS WEBSITE CALLED TWW SON, THERE IS A SECTION CALLED THE GARAGE ON THERE SON.”

SO I LOOKED AT THIS SHIT DURING THE SUMMER OF 2003 AND I BEGAN TO LURK IN THE GARAGE. IN LIKE AUGUST OF 2003 OR SOME SHIT I JOINED THE WEBSITE USING MY NCSU EMAIL ADDRESS. AT THE TIME I WAS ONLY LOOKING AT THE WEBSITE AS A WAY TO MEET CAR ENTHUSIASTS AND DISCUSS CARS AND SINCE I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE THINKING OF AND HAVING TO REMEMBER ANOTHER NAME I SIMPLY KEPT THE NAME “SAABTURBO.”



SO FAST FORWARD TO NOW SON:

YOU HAVE METROS TELLING ME ABOUT HOW MUCH SAABS SUCK IN AN ATTEMPT TO PISS ME OFF OR SOMETHING. I NEVER BOUGHT MYSELF A SAAB SON, IT WAS GIVEN TO ME SON. I HAVE NO EMOTION ATTACHED TO SAABS AND THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING FOR ME SON.

I HAVEN'T HAD THAT SAAB FOR YEARS SON.

AFTER THE SAAB WENT AWAY I DROVE A 1998 HONDA PRELUDE SON. IT WAS A BASE MODEL 5 SPEED WITH A BUDDY CLUB PRO SPEC EXHAUST. THE NASTIEST EXHAUST KNOWN TO MAN SON.

THEN I GOT A 2004 DODGE SRT-4 SON. IT WAS A RELATIVELY RARE NON-SUNROOF MODEL. IT HAD A STRAIGHT PIPE ON IT SON. NO MUFFLERS AND NO CAT SON. IT HAD AN AGP WASTEGATE ACTUATOR SON, PROTHANE MOTOR MOUNT INSERTS SON, MOPAR STAGE II COILOVERS SON, ETC SON.

THEN I GOT A 1997 MAZDA MIATA SON. IT HAS EIBACH SPRINGS, KONI ADJUSTABLE SHOCKS, RACING BEAT ADJUSTABLE SWAY BARS, WHITE KAZERA KZ-M 15” WHEELS WITH KUMHO SPT TIRES (205's) SON. IT'S GOT A RACING BEAT INTAKE, JACKSON RACING HEADERS AND A BOSAL BROSPEED CATBACK SON.

THEN I SOLD THE SRT-4 AND GOT A 2007 SUZUKI SV-650S SON. THEN THE SV-650S WAS DESTROYED WHEN I GOT HIT HEAD ON BY A TRUCK IN MY LANE.

THEN I BOUGHT A 2006 KAWASAKI ZX-10R SON.

SO YOU SEE SON. I HAVE NO SAAB SON. YOUR SAAB TRASHING DOES NOTHING SON.



I DRIVE A SAAB SON.

[Edited on October 17, 2008 at 2:26 PM. Reason : ]

10/17/2008 2:19:09 PM

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AMIRITE?

10/17/2008 2:20:25 PM

alias

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

10/17/2008 2:20:28 PM

haha CallipPHISH

10/17/2008 2:21:38 PM

I still assume Saabturbo is that fat assclown Receivedeath with his bloated face and bagged racoon eyes

10/17/2008 2:22:12 PM

MORE LIKE SAAB STORY


AMIRITE?

10/17/2008 2:22:29 PM

^^oh shit tuff guy stepped onto the field.

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

[Edited on October 17, 2008 at 2:23 PM. Reason : ^^]

10/17/2008 2:22:57 PM

Son of Borang?

10/17/2008 2:23:04 PM

SO NOW YOU SEE SONS.

YOUR SAAB BASED INSULTS HAVE NO IMPACT ON ME SON.

Quote :

"I still assume Saabturbo is that fat assclown Receivedeath with his bloated face and bagged racoon eyes"

I'M SORRY SON, BUT THE FOLKS THAT KNOW ME ACTUALLY KNOW THIS STORY TO BE TRUE SON. I BET YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO CalliPHISH IS SON.

STEP OUT DA BAR SON.

[Edited on October 17, 2008 at 2:28 PM. Reason : ]

10/17/2008 2:27:01 PM

so.. are you black?

10/17/2008 2:59:46 PM

what if we called you a neckless, fat headed larry the cable guy looking country bumpkin?

10/17/2008 3:02:38 PM

^^ UH....

^ I HAVE A NECK, I DON'T HAVE A FAT HEAD AND I DON'T LOOK LIKE LARRY THE CABLE GUY SON. BUT LETS SEE YOUR PICTURE SON. OR DO YOU NOT HAVE THE BALLS TO POST IT SON?





[Edited on October 17, 2008 at 4:37 PM. Reason : ]

10/17/2008 4:36:25 PM

lol

those rosey cheeks and beady little eyes get me every time

10/17/2008 4:46:03 PM

is that fish a catch or bait?

10/17/2008 4:47:43 PM

BAIT SON

10/17/2008 4:48:18 PM

you look like that redneck comedian guy

10/17/2008 4:48:22 PM

ha ha

good to see you're growing your beard out again. that shit is tuff, son

10/17/2008 4:49:23 PM

THANKS MAN.

IT'S GROWING OUT NICELY SON.

10/17/2008 4:49:55 PM

also its good to see that youre keeping that weight off!

10/17/2008 4:51:00 PM

YEAH MAN, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. I'VE BEEN CUTTING BACK ON MY EATING SON.

10/17/2008 4:58:59 PM

10/17/2008 8:40:05 PM

[Edited on October 17, 2008 at 8:43 PM. Reason : FUCK]

10/17/2008 8:43:00 PM

10/17/2008 8:44:58 PM

Quote :

"JACKSON RACING HEADERS"

oh wow you got a v4 in it

10/17/2008 9:33:50 PM

YEP, IT'S A HEADER SON.

WITH YOUR REGULAR ERRORS IN SPELLING AND GRAMMAR, THAT WAS A BAD MOVE SON. I'M GOING TO FOLLOW YOUR EVERY MOVE SON.

10/17/2008 9:59:01 PM

my dad has a saab
i like

10/17/2008 11:46:23 PM

alias

10/17/2008 11:52:52 PM

^ ALIAS? WHOSE ALIAS SON?

CHU ALIAS SON?

10/18/2008 12:22:16 PM