there were always a few 300-pounders in every grade in high school, but I've never seen on at State

do they not go to college?

10/19/2008 9:51:44 PM

you must be blind

10/19/2008 9:52:09 PM

university of phoenix

online!

10/19/2008 9:52:12 PM

they sit home and take online classes

10/19/2008 9:52:17 PM

I dont know what you are talking about... I see at least one a day

10/19/2008 9:52:28 PM

have you ever been to the computer lab?

10/19/2008 9:52:51 PM

you must be blind

10/19/2008 9:53:02 PM

kinda hard to go to all of your classes each day when you keep getting stuck in the desk of your 8 AM...

10/19/2008 9:53:33 PM

MORBID SON.

HOW METRO.

10/19/2008 9:54:04 PM

they NcStateKE sits home and take online classes

10/19/2008 9:54:56 PM

maybe i am blind...

I guess I'll be on the lookout tomorrow

10/19/2008 9:54:58 PM

They come out at night. Fo sho.

10/19/2008 9:57:11 PM

i see like 3 obese folks everyday i ride the cat bus

10/19/2008 9:57:59 PM

We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly

10/19/2008 9:59:34 PM

ok, i see that shit everywhere. what movie is it from?

10/19/2008 10:01:01 PM

looks like the broad from the movie waterworld

10/19/2008 10:01:44 PM

it's Aliens you tards

10/19/2008 10:02:13 PM

if there's so much water, why cant that bitch wash her face

10/19/2008 10:02:15 PM

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"there were always a few 300-pounders in every grade in high school, but I've never seen on at State do they not go to college?"

Because bitches and jackasses probably say fucked up shit when these obese people walk by. Maybe they feel ashamed to be in public. Most either play video games to pass time or watch porn all day. One of my friend's back in the dorms when I was sophmore was 400 pounds and he stayed in his room playing video games all day and all night because whores on campus were just bitches to him and douchebags weren't helping either.

10/19/2008 10:02:57 PM

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"ok, i see that shit everywhere. what movie is it from?"

holy shit are you serious? its from maybe the best alien movie ever made... Aliens

10/19/2008 10:03:23 PM

fuck u tard waterworld was way cooler lol

10/19/2008 10:03:42 PM

i, too?, have not seen Aliens

10/19/2008 10:03:47 PM

dirtymonkey and i are on the same page

10/19/2008 10:04:20 PM

yeah, i'm serious.

i don't watch a lot of movies. especially alien movies.

10/19/2008 10:04:24 PM

damn, you guys should educate yourselves. the alien series (mainly 1 and 2, they go downhill after that) are like the basis of every other alien movie and video game. the first one (Alien) isn't quite so filled with action but you should see it, and you might as well see them in order.

do it!

10/19/2008 10:06:40 PM

i thank my dad for being awesome

my first experience with rated R movies we had a marathon saturday of terminator, alien, aliens, then the predator.

kinda like a "this is how it should be done" day ahaha

10/19/2008 10:09:23 PM

because theyre fuckin bedstricken

10/19/2008 10:10:29 PM

^^^you have not convinced me


hey, i'll watch movies on a topic i'm not interested in so i'll understand other movies and video games i'm not interested in

[Edited on October 19, 2008 at 10:10 PM. Reason : goddang]

10/19/2008 10:10:44 PM

do you like guns and blowin' shit up?

[Edited on October 19, 2008 at 10:11 PM. Reason : b/c if you have a cawk, you should]

10/19/2008 10:11:16 PM

but just in case your cawk is broken feel free to put legends of the fall and the notebook on your netflix queue.

j/k

really though, aliens is a great action/suspense movie.

[Edited on October 19, 2008 at 10:15 PM. Reason : failtax]

10/19/2008 10:15:17 PM

^^ok, now you have convinced me. maybe i'll give them a shot.

10/19/2008 10:19:20 PM

Quote :

"i thank my dad for being awesome my first experience with rated R movies we had a marathon saturday of terminator, alien, aliens, then the predator. kinda like a "this is how it should be done" day ahaha"

my dad did the same.

finished it with full metal jacket as well.

10/19/2008 10:20:06 PM

There was this HUGE manatee in one of my classes that smelled TERRIBLE.

He was one of those fat people too fat to wipe his own bottom, this is the only thing that could explain his odor.

If you're fat and reading this, please, get yourself a washing stick out of respect for your fellow man.

[Edited on October 19, 2008 at 10:22 PM. Reason : ]

10/19/2008 10:21:35 PM

my nose dreads the day i come across a morbidly obese indian (dot, not feather) person

10/19/2008 10:23:47 PM

If you need a washing stick, you probably need to off yourself out of respect for your fellow man.

10/19/2008 10:24:16 PM

10/19/2008 10:25:13 PM

Quote :

""i thank my dad for being awesome my first experience with rated R movies we had a marathon saturday of terminator, alien, aliens, then the predator. kinda like a "this is how it should be done" day ahaha""

haha hell yes, i had one of these too

ours were Robocop, Rambo 2, Commando, and Conan the Barbarian

---

speaking of rags on stick, i get a sales catalogue called Living XL (i'm 6'6"), and no shit, this month's issue had rags on sticks, a phone with massive buttons, and "shoe grabbers" for people who are too fat to put on their shoes.

i laughed

[Edited on October 19, 2008 at 10:29 PM. Reason : let of some steam, bennett.]

10/19/2008 10:26:36 PM

Quote :

"The fingers you are using to dial are too fat. To order a special dialing wand, please smash the keypad several times."

10/19/2008 10:53:40 PM

There was this giant girl who used to ride the Wolflink Shuttle all the time. She would take up like three seats... like her main mass in the center seat and the rest of her bulging onto the two surrounding seats to the point where nobody could comfortably sit there. It sucked in the mornings when everyone was trying to ride the bus to their 8am classes and the bus was packed and she had to get out from the back.

10/19/2008 11:22:54 PM

There are a bunch of those.

I don't recall if I was on the bus with BigHitSunday or not, or if his words just echoed through my head.

This super fat chick - easily 350+ gets on the bus with some burgers - and was eating those on the bus, while on the cell phone.

And I just remember Fatty, Fatty, 2 by 4, can't fit through the Wolfline door associated with that memory somehow.

And while fat people are ugly, this girl's face was horrific. She looked like a gorilla to start with, was fat, and THEN had the most yellowed, busted grill ever.

Dear god

10/19/2008 11:28:49 PM

Damn yall are some shallow sons of bitches lol

10/20/2008 6:11:36 AM

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"Fatty, Fatty, 2 by 4, can't fit through the Wolfline door"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


I wonder, what do fat people say to themselves once they get too fat to wipe the shit off their butts? (and how do they wipe anyway, you know they can't reach back there)

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070607011901AAgle6g (how fat people wipe their ass)

[Edited on October 20, 2008 at 6:40 AM. Reason : LOL!!!1]

10/20/2008 6:35:26 AM

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_you_wipe_your_butt_if_you_are_too_fat_to_reach_it

10/20/2008 6:43:35 AM

um... i guess you never see me around...

although now i'm just obese (i think)...no longer 300lbs.

10/20/2008 8:26:18 AM

Morbidly obese people are prolly at home wondering why there are so many ugly people talkin shit on TWW.

10/20/2008 8:46:42 AM

^

10/20/2008 9:08:59 AM

I always figured teh answer was pretty simple...

Walking to class burns calories.

10/20/2008 9:46:10 AM

I warsh myself with a raaag on a stick

10/20/2008 11:17:01 AM

k, i just saw 2 of them

guess i just never really paid close enough attn

10/20/2008 11:39:20 AM

set em up

10/20/2008 11:40:23 AM