10/30/2008 9:52:49 AM

homo

10/30/2008 9:53:30 AM

that sounds ~

10/30/2008 9:53:52 AM

YOU DESIGN METRO ASS EXPERIENCES?

WHERE'S EVAN SON?

HE'D WANT YOU TO DESIGN AN EXPERIENCE WHERE HIS DICK GETS COATED IN ASS JUICE.

10/30/2008 9:55:37 AM

lawlz

10/30/2008 10:05:08 AM

WELL AT LEAST HE HAS A JOB, AND A GOOD ONE AT THAT.

I WOULD GLADLY ACCEPT ANY POSITION WITH MICROSOFT DESIGNING USER EXPERIENCES.

REAL METRO I KNOW BUT HEY I WOULD BE ROLLING IN THE DOUGH BOY.

10/30/2008 10:06:42 AM

worst pickup line ever.

10/30/2008 10:07:21 AM

^^ HE'S A FUCKING METRO ASS BITCH SON.

ALL HE CAN TALK ABOUT IS HIS SHITBOX LOTUS SON.

10/30/2008 10:08:06 AM

hEY fUCK iT mAN lET hIM lIVE oK?

10/30/2008 10:10:07 AM

I'm a mac.

10/30/2008 10:11:18 AM

FUCK THAT DUDE, IT WOULD BE ONE THING IF HE DIDN'T SHIT TALK PEOPLE AT THE DROP OF A HAT TO ELEVATE HIS SELF ESTEEM, BUT HE DOES SON.

SO I HAVE NO MERCY SON.


HE'S SO FUCKING STUPID THAT HE WILL SHIT TALK YOU WHEN YOU'RE BEING SARCASTIC, THINKING THAT YOU ARE SO STUPID THAT YOU'RE BEING SERIOUS.

HE REALLY THINKS THAT EVERYONE ELSE IS FAR BELOW HIS INTELLIGENCE LEVEL SON.

HE FORGETS THAT ME AND NCSUGirl83 ARE IN MENSA SON.

10/30/2008 10:12:37 AM

Quote :

"ME AND NCSUGirl83"

10/30/2008 10:13:34 AM

INTELLIGENCE /= KNOWLEDGE SON.

[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 10:15 AM. Reason : THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH YOU SON, YOU CAN'T SEE THE HUMOR IN SUCH THINGS SON.]

10/30/2008 10:14:41 AM

your mom's an experience.

10/30/2008 10:17:29 AM

I AM A USER EXPERIENCE DESIGNER.

10/30/2008 5:04:52 PM

This thread, along with the "Attn: Noen" one, are weaksauce.
I called it.

WEAK
~
SAUCE

10/30/2008 5:14:28 PM

Neon IS A METRO ASS BITCH.

THE THREADS WORKED SURPRISINGLY WELL FOR WEAK SAUCE SON.



YOU DID KNOW THAT Neon IS SO ARROGANTLY STUPID THAT HE THINKS I AM ACCIDENTALLY SPELLING HIS NAME THIS WAY?

HE WILL SAY SHIT LIKE "GOD YOU DUMB FUCK, IT'S Noen," THINKING THAT I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WHEN I WROTE Neon JUST TO PISS HIM OFF SON. HE DOESN'T LIKE NEONS SO I CALL HIM Neon SON.

[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 5:16 PM. Reason : ]

10/30/2008 5:15:10 PM

I experience users all day. They're fucking idiots, for the most part.

10/30/2008 5:15:26 PM

YOU ARE SLOWLY BECOMING A CONTENDER FOR THE BIGGEST METRO ON THIS SITE SON.

10/30/2008 5:17:13 PM

wouldn't it be more devastating if he were quickly becoming a contender for the biggest metro on this site son?

also, imo, today's noen is much less arrogant than the noen of days past. though i would suggest it has a lot to do with the increased absence of such TT trolls as esgargs, state409c, shaggy, stein, golovko, etc

[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 6:00 PM. Reason : who's the other ~ who comes to stein's rescue all the time?]

10/30/2008 6:00:21 PM

^maybe i'm just becoming weak in my old age

10/30/2008 6:01:59 PM

FUCKIN Neon

10/30/2008 6:02:36 PM

^^^ I really hated that kid Stein

10/30/2008 6:03:44 PM

You would. Seems like you hate everyone who was/is successful in life while you continue down your pseudointellectual road to nowhere.

Quote :

"To go off on a tangent, I think I'm gonna be going back to school here next semester with the goal of concentrating on neural networks, machine learning, eventually economics, and applications of neural networks to the financial time series! It's my exciting new 10 year plan."

I love how this was the same shit you were spewing 4 years ago, yet, you are still nowhere closer to realizing any of the techno-babble you spew.

10/30/2008 6:05:48 PM

NAW SON, HE ACTUALLY DOES A SHITLOAD OF REAL WORLD SHIT WITH HIS SKILLZ SON.

I SEEN IT SON.

10/30/2008 6:10:47 PM

Some people have goals and continue to pursue them. It's not techno-babble at all, and I'd be happy to provide you with some reading material if you'd like to learn more about it. I have no use for people who are full of shit and refuse to accept when they're incorrect. I observed this trait in you and Stein on multiple occasions, and so have many other users apparently. That's been my clearly stated issue with you for as long as I can remember.

I honestly have no idea what he's doing, if he's been successful, and couldn't care less.

10/30/2008 6:12:10 PM

Quote :

"I have no use for people who are full of shit and refuse to accept when they're incorrect."

I accept being incorrect much better than I used to

And it's cool you still want to get somewhere, but why not stop judging the inferiority of others a little bit, and focus on getting out of your own dead-end career? You may hate on what I do, but I promise you it's a hell of a lot more rewarding in every aspect than contract programming gigs.

And I don't need reading material on your interests. They are pretty awesome, way over my head in terms of interests, and not my cup of tea.

10/30/2008 6:21:23 PM

Hey, I'm a UX Designer too. Imagine that.

10/30/2008 6:56:57 PM

FUCKING BULLSHIT SON.

10/30/2008 6:57:24 PM

i know, it is bullshit sometimes


especially when you spend 2 days working on a feature that no one's going to ever use like I did this week

10/30/2008 7:08:17 PM

NAW SON, HE ACTUALLY DOES A SHITLOAD OF REAL WORLD SHIT WITH HIS SKILLZ SON.

I SEEN IT SON.

10/30/2008 7:09:06 PM

you need to design a feature that says "YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG YOU FUCKING IDIOT"

10/30/2008 7:09:44 PM

Actually, he does.


I used to work with him, and I'm pretty well acquainted with the major project he worked on when he was here.


It makes a huge impact in hundreds of thousands of people's lives every day.

[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 7:12 PM. Reason : ^dude. I wish. maybe on internal software, but it'd never pass for a client.]

10/30/2008 7:11:06 PM

I WAS TALKING ABOUT TIBBYTUBBY SON. OH AND IT WASN'T SARCASTIC SON.

10/30/2008 7:14:31 PM

Quote :

"especially when you spend 2 days working on a feature that no one's going to ever use like I did this week"

QFT

10/30/2008 7:15:47 PM

Why are you picking on my friend neon?

10/30/2008 7:17:10 PM

Who is a user experience designer?

What does that involve and what company?

10/30/2008 7:17:48 PM

AHAHAHAHA

10/30/2008 7:17:52 PM

Quote :

"USER EXPERIENCE DESIGNER"

10/30/2008 7:22:25 PM

I AM A USER EXPERIENCE DESIGNER.

10/31/2008 1:36:55 AM

Yes, that is the thread title. Good Job. Repeat it a few hundred more times and it will still be the same. Maybe go watch some more Family Guy in the mean time

10/31/2008 2:42:57 AM

10/31/2008 2:45:21 AM

Noen's actually a pretty decent dude, for what it's worth.

ya'll just hatin'.

10/31/2008 2:49:51 AM

Quote :

"who's the other ~ who comes to stein's rescue all the time?"

That would be Quinn.

Those two always have each other's backs. Probably in more ways than one.

10/31/2008 2:58:33 AM

Actually quinn doesn't contribute to stein's trolling of you El Nacho.

This is based mainly on the fact that you're quite cooperative in putting your own foot in your own mouth.

10/31/2008 1:22:00 PM

Isn't El Nacho that dude that StillFuschia rejected for being ugly and obese

10/31/2008 1:23:11 PM

sup dudes

Oh hey, Tiberius is back. Neat.

[Edited on October 31, 2008 at 1:36 PM. Reason : Also, what's this rescue thing about?]

10/31/2008 1:33:51 PM

El Nacho's neckbeard status actually transcends even Shaggar.

10/31/2008 1:35:14 PM

Quote :

"That would be Quinn"

yep, that's the one. and maybe it wasn't shaggy in the troll list. i think i was thinking of sandsanta. i can never remember which of those s-guys are who

10/31/2008 1:38:10 PM

It really depends about what the topic of conversation is. Shaggy will make fun of you if you like Macs or Linux.

10/31/2008 1:42:47 PM