Gets funny... Make a wish. The next person grants it, but shows the side effects to what you wished for. Then make your own wish.EG: I wish I could get off work.GRANTED, But now you have to go to your second job I wish it was warm again
10/30/2008 10:17:06 AM
in on page 1
10/30/2008 10:17:54 AM
This post is the same as bending down to look between your legs and getting vertigo so that you fall and knock yourself out
10/30/2008 10:18:43 AM
granted, but it's because of a nuclear holocaust.I wish this thread didn't exist.
10/30/2008 10:18:57 AM
GRANTED, but now you missed winter trout season.I was i was fishing.[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 10:19 AM. Reason : this was for the OP]
10/30/2008 10:19:10 AM
granted, but you're alone one a lake with evani wish i wasn't at work
10/30/2008 10:19:45 AM
ahahahah, this thread will be fun if people play by the rules[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 10:22 AM. Reason : granted, but you left work to have a testicle removed because of cancer. wish i did good in thermo.]
10/30/2008 10:21:06 AM
granted, but you're alone one a lake with evanI wish I had $billion
10/30/2008 10:21:47 AM
granted, but now its back to gay pornI wish I was rich
10/30/2008 10:21:49 AM
10/30/2008 10:22:27 AM
10/30/2008 10:22:49 AM
granted, but obama got elected and took away your moniesi wish I had a personal masseuse[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 10:23 AM. Reason : ^^^was for Henchos]
10/30/2008 10:23:05 AM
^^GRANTED, BUT NOW YOU'VE GOT TO DATE ME TO BALANCE IT OUTI WISH I WASN'T SO COOL[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 10:23 AM. Reason : ^ FUCK YOU BITCH.]
10/30/2008 10:23:20 AM
10/30/2008 10:24:28 AM
A LITTLE SAND IN THE VAJAY TODAY SAAB?
10/30/2008 10:24:34 AM
Granted, but now you're pregnantI wish we had some snow right now[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 10:24 AM. Reason : ljfg]
10/30/2008 10:24:36 AM
wow i can't believe no one did this yetCORRUPT
10/30/2008 10:25:56 AM
granted, but now you're wrapped around a treei wish i was fast-forwarded two years from now.
10/30/2008 10:26:01 AM
10/30/2008 10:27:17 AM
granted, but now some things won't work because you're using firefox (which spell checks btw)i wish i was back home
10/30/2008 10:28:51 AM
n/m[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 10:29 AM. Reason : n]
10/30/2008 10:29:14 AM
10/30/2008 10:30:35 AM
granted, but now you're brokeI wish it was 5:30pm]
10/30/2008 10:32:54 AM
Granted, but now you are the last person alive on earth (and you like to read) and have all the time in the world to read now, but you step on your glasses (which you need to see cause you’re almost legally blind now) and there are no more glasses anywhere, ever.I wish all you ladies, were holes in the road, and I was a dump-truck, I’d fill you with my load.
10/30/2008 10:34:44 AM
Granted, but now you have a flat tire.I wish that I had a job.
10/30/2008 10:35:38 AM
granted, but now you have an asphalt-chafed dicki wish my professor would go ahead and post the HW[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 10:36 AM. Reason : that was to ^^, but it's even funnier if i put it to ^. so let's go with that...]
10/30/2008 10:36:14 AM
10/30/2008 10:37:17 AM
how many r's are in corrupt?I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.
10/30/2008 10:37:44 AM
10/30/2008 10:38:22 AM
GRANTED, BUT NOW YOU HAVE NO FOOD OR MONEYI WISH I WAS FUCKING A FILTHY SLUT RIGHT NOW.
10/30/2008 10:39:18 AM
Granted but now you gots the dripI wish i was free from financial burden... (it'd be nice to spend all my monies on fun)[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 10:41 AM. Reason : .]
10/30/2008 10:40:46 AM
granted, but now you are a hermit living on a mountain in british columbiaI wish I had a cookie right now.
10/30/2008 10:43:33 AM
10/30/2008 10:47:07 AM
Granted, now you realize that you killed a man while drunkI wish election season was over, I'm getting sick of the ads and junk mail
10/30/2008 10:58:06 AM
granted, but you're now in a soviet russia.i wish i had a tasty sandwich
10/30/2008 10:59:35 AM
Granted, but it's you're paralyzed from the neck down.I wish for a new camera lens.[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 11:01 AM. Reason : forgot a wish!]
10/30/2008 11:00:45 AM
^granted but the lens filters out the ladiesI wish I was in the 70s
10/30/2008 11:02:12 AM
granted but you're now a viet vet without limbs.i wish i had a hot 21 year old asian woman sex slave without stds.
10/30/2008 11:04:20 AM
Granted, but she kills you 2 minutes after meeting youI wish my parents weren't so ill.
10/30/2008 11:05:08 AM
granted but now they cut you off completelyI wish everyone would just get along
10/30/2008 11:05:41 AM
Granted, but we had to burn you to death as our scape goat in order to reach catharsis sufficient enough to end anger, hatred and violence.I wish someone would make me breakfast.
10/30/2008 11:06:59 AM
Granted, but they gave you food poisoningI wish I could teleport.
10/30/2008 11:07:26 AM
Granted, but your DNA has been mixed up with that of a fly.I wish I lived with my girlfriend.
10/30/2008 11:08:26 AM
Granted, but you just opened a whole new can of worms. Your relationship goes to shit.[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 11:09 AM. Reason : I wish I could finish school already]
10/30/2008 11:08:39 AM
granted but you're now a whore with aids because you dropped outi wish that the weekend would come faster[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 11:09 AM. Reason : because you dropped out]
10/30/2008 11:08:47 AM
10/30/2008 11:09:57 AM
granted but your team never wins a game.i wish that money grew on trees.
10/30/2008 11:10:40 AM
Granted, but it's worthless because there's too much of it. I wish i were having buttsecks right now.
10/30/2008 11:11:12 AM
set em up
10/30/2008 11:11:31 AM