me.


Seriously. What've you got?

11/7/2008 5:57:46 PM

makes shitty threads

11/7/2008 5:58:11 PM

doesn't like red hook autumn harvest

11/7/2008 5:58:23 PM

gonna pm me from the jail

11/7/2008 5:59:41 PM

^^^, ^^Both correct. Nice start.

[Edited on November 7, 2008 at 6:00 PM. Reason : ^only if I have the intarnet.]

11/7/2008 5:59:56 PM

has a crawford mole below her left ear

11/7/2008 6:01:05 PM

Would let me touch the hiney.

11/7/2008 6:01:24 PM

36C

11/7/2008 6:05:19 PM

can count to 3

11/7/2008 6:07:04 PM

halfsie.

11/7/2008 6:09:19 PM

claims to have the highest composite score of smartness, funnyness and coolness of any lady on tdub.

or something like that.

11/7/2008 6:10:01 PM

^^what does that mean?

^It's true, I do!

11/8/2008 3:56:05 PM

Let me get the 411.

11/12/2008 8:27:52 PM

You invented beer goggles. Noich.

11/12/2008 8:28:10 PM

you use to date saps a while back

dont remember if i heard this from you or him but you blame him for fucking up your life?

11/12/2008 8:29:40 PM

ShawnaC123 hit me with a golf club once

11/12/2008 8:29:46 PM

^^^fuck yeah





^^I don't even know where that came from.


^yesss. It was a "driving wedge" or something.



[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 8:31 PM. Reason : s]

11/12/2008 8:30:07 PM

you have a nice smile

and you hit on me once via PM.

11/12/2008 8:30:49 PM

you like cock to be at least 8 inches and have problems reaching your g spot which is why you bought some g spot stimulator from a fat sex toy sales man

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 8:31 PM. Reason : ^^you said post facts about you??]

11/12/2008 8:31:14 PM

haha, where did that 8 inch thing come from? If I said that I was joking. That's a little on the large side.

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 8:33 PM. Reason : ^I mean the him fucking up my life thing. I definitely would never give him that much credit.]

11/12/2008 8:32:28 PM

Josh "knows" way too much about TWWers.

11/12/2008 8:32:31 PM

lol i've just seen you post a few times on how you like bigger dong...plus i figure if you need a gspot stimulator because guys cant normally get it u must want the big dong to reach it

11/12/2008 8:33:35 PM

^^yeah it's like the "two truths and a lie thing"


he kinda knows, but not really.

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 8:34 PM. Reason : s]

11/12/2008 8:33:52 PM

you have never had sex with a negro

11/12/2008 8:35:13 PM

Now you're just making shit up.

11/12/2008 8:35:45 PM

I want one of these threads for myself, see what gets generated.

I've already made my hourly thread though.

11/12/2008 8:36:14 PM

well at least its a fact!


ok...you use to work at lowes, if you still dont...

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 8:36 PM. Reason : ^actually thought about making one for myself like 4 days ago]

11/12/2008 8:36:16 PM

I think it's funny to see what people actually remember about all the crap I post. And to see all the crap that people like dnl make up.

11/12/2008 8:40:05 PM

you are damn close to 40k posts.

11/12/2008 8:40:40 PM

yeah im kinda interested now too

11/12/2008 8:41:18 PM

Shawna seems like one of those fun fat girls that fits right in with the guys, acts crazy, and one time you got reaaaaallly drunk with her and the sex was secretly GREAT

11/12/2008 8:41:35 PM

40k is the new 10k

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 8:42 PM. Reason : ^haha, that sounds about right]

11/12/2008 8:41:46 PM

oh so you didnt work at lowes?

next i bet you'll say you didnt have a late charge at the bookstore for some dvd's or some shit

11/12/2008 8:41:59 PM

Secret's out

you're even closer to 40k now

11/12/2008 8:42:08 PM

^^I didn't say I didn't

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 8:43 PM. Reason : I, however, didn't have a "late charge" for anything.]

11/12/2008 8:42:36 PM

Shawna's fat??

11/12/2008 8:42:37 PM

comparatively

11/12/2008 8:43:25 PM

her cup size is at least a 36c? thats an educated guess i guess

11/12/2008 8:44:17 PM

WELL, FOR ONE, ShawnaC123, YOU SMOKE CRACK ROCKS DAILY.

11/12/2008 8:45:23 PM

^in 2004 i mentioned smoking reefer in a pm and she sent me a pm on how i should lay off the drugs...so shes not a druggie...

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 8:46 PM. Reason : .]

11/12/2008 8:46:01 PM

^^naw, I can't afford that shit.

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 8:46 PM. Reason : ^true]

11/12/2008 8:46:15 PM

j-ville wut wut

11/12/2008 8:47:22 PM

your name is Shawna. that's a fact Jack.

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 8:48 PM. Reason : err]

11/12/2008 8:48:35 PM

Quote :

"^in 2004 i mentioned smoking reefer in a pm and she sent me a pm on how i should lay off the drugs...so shes not a druggie..."

Quote :

"^^naw, I can't afford that shit."

THIS THREAD IS FOR FACTS ONLY YOU LIARS. THE FACT IS ShawnaC123 SMOKES CRACK ROCKS DAILY.

11/12/2008 8:48:49 PM

Here's one:


I obsessively play Monopoly Here and Now on my phone whenever I am waiting for something.

11/12/2008 8:56:38 PM

you like mac & cheese and hotdogs

11/14/2008 10:02:19 PM

can suck a mean dick

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

11/14/2008 10:03:10 PM

^^If you only applied this much effort to the rest of your life, you'd be a dynamo.

11/15/2008 9:38:48 AM

she isnt girlfriend material

[Edited on November 15, 2008 at 10:18 AM. Reason : BUT SHE LIKES ZOOS!]

11/15/2008 10:18:04 AM

[chickenhead] set em up [/chickenhead]

11/15/2008 10:26:35 AM