Today is the beginning of my long journey to orgasm sobriety which means no orgasm of any kind including masturbation, oral, or vagina penetration I will post here after each day. Hopefully it will last longer than 3 days, we shall see.

11/9/2008 11:40:02 PM

why

11/9/2008 11:40:43 PM

who are you and why should we care?

11/9/2008 11:40:46 PM

Holy shit. Lets all do this and see who wins (you must post every day).


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11/9/2008 11:40:49 PM

why are you doing this?

11/9/2008 11:41:33 PM

11/9/2008 11:41:39 PM

I don't know why you would do this.
Sometimes, I make it for a week or more without even trying.

11/9/2008 11:42:03 PM

Women pay 1.5x to get into the pot.

11/9/2008 11:42:28 PM

sometimes I make it for weeks without even trying.

11/9/2008 11:42:41 PM

male version of attention whore?

11/9/2008 11:42:50 PM

11/9/2008 11:43:01 PM

Day one: Hopes are high. So far so good. if its this easy, i could do this forever.


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11/9/2008 11:44:05 PM

And isn't this the guy who just got back from bangin' some married chick?
Your dick is probably sore.
No fair.

11/9/2008 11:44:15 PM

I feel sex has consumed my life and therefore need to cleanse myself. I will begin the 12 step program for sexaholics.

http://www.sa.org/top/United%20States%20of%20America/

Quote :

"We became true addicts: sex with self, promiscuity, adultery, dependency relationships, and more fantasy. We got it through the eyes; we bought it, we sold it, we traded it, we gave it away. We were addicted to the intrigue, the tease, the forbidden. The only way we knew to be free of it was to do it. “Please connect with me and make me whole!” we cried with outstretched arms. Lusting after the Big Fix, we gave away our power to others."

11/9/2008 11:44:49 PM

yeah how did that go? maybe his dick fell off.

[Edited on November 9, 2008 at 11:50 PM. Reason : walls]

11/9/2008 11:45:03 PM

the longer you hold off, the more that sex will consume your thoughts.

you're setting yourself up for a whole lot of fail here.

11/9/2008 11:46:00 PM

Quote :

"DID FELL OFF"

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

[Edited on November 9, 2008 at 11:46 PM. Reason : don't listen to wat dey say ncsu marinecore i got your back]

11/9/2008 11:46:27 PM

pls to send me your extra hormones.
k thnx.

11/9/2008 11:46:55 PM

welcome to my sad, lonely, horny existance

11/9/2008 11:47:27 PM

WHY SO SERIOUS

11/9/2008 11:47:55 PM

this guy needs to quit having orgasms based solely on the fact that it might impregnate someone

11/9/2008 11:48:28 PM

^^AHHHHHHHH

that's fucking creepy.

11/9/2008 11:48:56 PM

The Twelve Steps

1. We admitted that we were powerless over lust -- that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.
7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.
8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong, promptly admitted it.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps, we tried to carry this message to sexaholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

11/9/2008 11:49:21 PM

No Jeopardy?

11/9/2008 11:49:42 PM

look, because you're a whore, it doesn't mean you have to completely stop having sex. just cut it back.

11/9/2008 11:50:30 PM

yeah don't quit heroin, just cut back

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11/9/2008 11:52:12 PM

completely the same

11/9/2008 11:52:40 PM

that reminds me, I havent been to an NA meeting lately.

11/9/2008 11:52:59 PM

Why, I believe that's a 9k32 Strela anti-aircraft weapon that woman was holding up there!

http://www.palba.cz/forumfoto/albums/userpics/10486/strela2m1.jpg

11/9/2008 11:57:24 PM

pls to tell story of booty call.
k thanx

11/10/2008 12:01:31 AM

I already replied in that thread that it wasn't worth the time or money spent. She was loose as hell and got caught after the first night, she didn't erase her text messages. So the next day we only banged from 7pm to midnight which wasn't that good. I forgot the law of diminishing returns. And she made me feel bad for the first time ever about my morals.

11/10/2008 12:07:23 AM

lol

11/10/2008 12:18:43 AM

i, too, have had secks

11/10/2008 12:21:36 AM

lol, i'm 1.2 minutes sober!

11/10/2008 12:24:03 AM

parody: obama society?

11/10/2008 12:24:20 AM

anyway, celibacy is the word you want.

11/10/2008 12:56:59 AM

KEEP DRIVING THE AUTOMATIC CAMARO. NO CHICK WILL WANT YOU.

11/10/2008 1:54:15 AM

shoulda put it in her pooper

11/10/2008 2:02:07 AM

I think you mean, 12 step process to becoming gay

11/10/2008 8:52:27 AM

^ LOL!

11/10/2008 9:05:29 AM

OH LOOK GUYS, NCSUOTMARINEFAG IS SO COOL THAT HE FUCKS MEN AND WOMEN AND GETS BLOW JOBS DAILY. HE GETS THEM SO OFTEN THAT HE CAN'T STOP.

11/10/2008 9:12:39 AM

sex addiction is a real problem.

11/10/2008 9:13:03 AM

I UNDERSTAND THAT, BUT WHAT YOUR STUPID METRO ASS CAN'T SEEM TO GRASP IS THAT THIS KID DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET ANY.

11/10/2008 9:15:57 AM

I didn't realize that you were the caretaker of his dick. my bad.

11/10/2008 9:17:05 AM

^^ I get more than your fat ass

11/10/2008 9:19:08 AM

^ PLEASE DO TELL US MORE ABOUT MY PHYSICAL APPEARANCE SON, SINCE YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT IT SON.

^^ OH NO!!!! I'M SO UPSET NOW YOU STUPID ASS METRO.

11/10/2008 9:38:23 AM

Quote :

"I didn't realize that you were the caretaker of his dick. "

11/10/2008 9:40:16 AM

WE'RE WAITING FOR MR. MERCHANT MARINE HERE TO TELL US A LITTLE BIT ABOUT MYSELF SON.

11/10/2008 9:42:17 AM

You're a fat ass that's all I know and need to know bitch.

11/10/2008 9:43:52 AM

WHEN DID YOU SEE MY PICTURE YA METRO ASS BITCH?

11/10/2008 9:44:39 AM