http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.htmlI got to 5.1 m, but without any running involved I think once you figure out the sequence of keys to push to make him run, it should be cake. (and then you could run for as much distance as you like)
11/10/2008 6:40:50 PM
I'M STILL SCOOTING ALONG LIKE THIS SON:JUST INCH HIM ALONG ON HIS BACK KNEE LIKE THIS SON!
11/10/2008 6:51:20 PM
hahah ^ yeah.
11/10/2008 6:55:10 PM
-0.7 meters I rule!make that -1.7 meters bitch[Edited on November 10, 2008 at 7:03 PM. Reason : .]
11/10/2008 7:02:27 PM
special olympians would mock my runner
11/10/2008 7:05:00 PM
^^^^ hahah
11/10/2008 7:05:31 PM
oh man 5.7 that time it almsot looked like special olympics though
11/10/2008 7:06:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtzjdTbTkNA&feature=related
11/10/2008 7:10:48 PM
10.5m striding like a retarded gazelle!
11/10/2008 7:21:45 PM
i got 26 m
11/10/2008 7:22:24 PM
omg i'm LOLing so hard at this game
11/10/2008 7:25:26 PM
I got 2.2 meters with a motion that resembled running. It was right thigh, then right calf and left calf, then left thigh. The left thigh (bent at the knee) could come forward and, if timed right, land flat and push off with the calf and continue the process. With all that said, I only got in about three steps
11/10/2008 7:30:14 PM
i got 14.9 meters (the saabturbo way) lol
11/10/2008 7:31:01 PM
Ahahaha...Has me laughing so hard. I had to stop. I was giving him really bad skinned knees.
11/10/2008 7:31:34 PM
me too! i'm pretty sure i broke his neck a few times and gave him at least 2 concussions
11/10/2008 7:32:41 PM
11/10/2008 7:35:59 PM
well at least there are girls in the thread now, 8.9 meters at an actual halfway looking run
11/10/2008 7:36:57 PM
GOD DAMMIT I HIT A FUCKING HURDLE AT THE 50M MARK!!!!! I KNOCKED IT DOWN AND I WAS DRAGGING IT WITH ME BUT IN THE END I COULDN'T HOBBLE OVER IT AND IT PWNT ME SON. OH AND IT PLAYS THAT RUNNING MUSIC WITH THE PIANO IF YOU MANAGE TO GET HIM RUNNING (OR HOBBLING WITH HIS KNEES OFF THE GROUND) FOR A SIGNIFICANT TIME PERIOD.HERE IT IS, IT'S ON THE TRACK TO THE RIGHT OF HIS CARCASS: ]
11/10/2008 7:39:46 PM
11/10/2008 7:41:04 PM
I WON BITCH.
11/10/2008 7:44:14 PM
this is hilariousand i am very bad at this
11/10/2008 7:48:57 PM
WAIT UNTIL THAT FUCKING HURDLE AT 50M, IT PWNT MY ASS.
11/10/2008 7:49:32 PM
aha i just bicycle kicked
11/10/2008 7:53:13 PM
11m actually running like a human
11/10/2008 7:53:31 PM
Hahaha did anyone else imagine how funny it would be if the real Olympics were like that? Like if all the dudes tried to run but ended up falling backwards then jumping upside down and landing on their heads?
11/10/2008 7:54:44 PM
12.8m running normal
11/10/2008 8:03:48 PM
i got to 14.2 running like a person
11/10/2008 9:19:33 PM
anybody figured out a key combination?
11/10/2008 9:53:55 PM
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RUN!
11/10/2008 9:59:14 PM
This shit is soooo impossible.I made 11.3 meters hobbling on my ankles.
11/10/2008 10:02:27 PM
start by tapping (simultaneously) WO very lightly. Wait until his body tips forward a bit.Then alternatingly press WO PQ WO PQ WO PQ WO PQ
11/10/2008 10:04:13 PM
^Is there any dead time in between pushing things or is it basically tapping one combo or the other at all times?
11/10/2008 10:11:36 PM
for fucks sake, I'm clueless on this thing
11/10/2008 10:14:40 PM
dude i dont know i copied that shit off another site trying to look cool
11/10/2008 10:14:59 PM
^hahahahahahahah
11/10/2008 10:16:08 PM
lol well... it dont work none.
11/10/2008 10:20:53 PM
shit is impossible. but i can't stop trying!
11/10/2008 11:51:39 PM
first try-1.6MI FUCKING RAN BACKWARDS
11/10/2008 11:54:31 PM
fuck that shit
11/11/2008 12:46:54 AM
got to 10.1 trying the saabturbo knee scoot, and i'm retiring
11/11/2008 1:15:43 AM
i got to 23.8 but then had a hell of a time getting past 6i think i'll go to bed
11/11/2008 1:22:48 AM
100.6m finish.all with saabturbo's knee technique.When the hudle came, I just kind of knocked it down in front of me and kept on pushing it for the rest of the way. It looked like he was trying to hump that fallen hurdle.[Edited on November 11, 2008 at 2:05 AM. Reason : .]
11/11/2008 2:03:14 AM
oh dear god im laughing so hard
11/11/2008 4:13:32 AM
18.1 !
11/11/2008 4:17:41 AM
19.2m running normal my first try today Im getting the hang of it
11/11/2008 4:34:04 PM
bump
11/12/2008 9:54:28 AM
11/12/2008 9:55:28 AM
6.4 meters
11/12/2008 10:29:47 AM
QWOPthis game is fun
11/12/2008 3:45:11 PM
This is amazing
11/12/2008 5:10:17 PM