...are all logically crippled twits. They never sleep right (the dog woke me up), they are always broke (the dog needs cancer meds) and their homes and clothing smell.

Anyone who allows their lives to be altered/controlled by a creature who eats its own vomit and shit has serious issues. Your Dog is not a person or a child. It has the IQ of a coffee table.

Get rid of the animal and grow the fuck up.

11/12/2008 10:02:35 AM

die

11/12/2008 10:03:30 AM

i would agree

thats why i have cats

11/12/2008 10:03:42 AM

why are you so angry all the time? are you still pissed off about the election?

11/12/2008 10:03:54 AM

11/12/2008 10:04:26 AM

cat people eh ehe eh eh eh eh eh

dog people doo doo doo doo

11/12/2008 10:04:36 AM

You know I'm right.

11/12/2008 10:04:47 AM

do you smoke?

11/12/2008 10:04:48 AM

PENISMON IS PISSED SON.

11/12/2008 10:04:50 AM

Quote :

"die"

11/12/2008 10:05:13 AM

Dog people have emotional companions (child replacements or practice children) cat people like weird self-sufficient creatures that only irritate and have no emotional attachment to them.

not to mention their cloths and house usually smell worse.

11/12/2008 10:06:27 AM

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"cat people like weird self-sufficient creatures that only irritate and have no emotional attachment to them."

IT'S THESE KINDS OF STATEMENTS THAT MAKE IT OBVIOUS THAT YOU HAVEN'T BEEN AROUND CATS MUCH.

11/12/2008 10:07:30 AM

i can't stand any animal in the home

pets go outside. except maybe a fish.

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 10:07 AM. Reason : THE MEEMAWS LOVE SAABTURBO VERY MUCH]

11/12/2008 10:07:35 AM

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"They never sleep right (the dog woke me up), they are always broke (the dog needs cancer meds) and their homes and clothing smell. "

i sleep wonderfully

11/12/2008 10:07:54 AM

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

11/12/2008 10:08:13 AM

gg GGMon.

11/12/2008 10:08:16 AM

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" Pets are not babies. No matter how much women want everyone to think the pug in their lap has been brewing inside of them for nine months, it fucking hasn’t. It was a few hundred bucks and there’s like a billion of them. That means no one wants to see pictures of the ugly thing, no one wants to hear about baby’s first poop, and no agency is going to come haul anyone away if the fucker misses a few meals. It’s not a big deal."

11/12/2008 10:09:33 AM

I'd take a dog over a cat any day.

11/12/2008 10:10:30 AM

I'll take a clean home, more disposable income and better sleeps over a pet anyday.

11/12/2008 10:11:23 AM

YEAH, MY CATS ALWAYS WAKE ME UP AT 6:00AM BECAUSE THEY WANT THEIR MEEMAW SNACKS SON.

THEY SLEEP ON ME ALL NIGHT WITHOUT WAKING ME UP, SO THEY'RE NOT A NUISANCE. PLUS, THEY ARE VERY RELIABLE ALARM CLOCKS SON. THEY ARE LOVING AND THEY CAN'T WAIT FOR ME TO GET HOME EVERYDAY. THEY GO CRAZY WHEN THEY HEAR ME PULL UP AND THEY START LOOKING AT ME THROUGH THE WINDOW. THEY WATCH ME WALK UP AND THEN WHEN I COME IN THEY'RE ALREADY WAITING FOR ME AT THE DOOR SON.

11/12/2008 10:13:58 AM

You have cats?? You can never call anyone metro ever again....ever.

11/12/2008 10:15:42 AM

THE BABY MEEMAWS ARE NOT METRO. DON'T INSULT THE INNOCENT DEEBUS.

11/12/2008 10:16:20 AM

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"They never sleep right (the dog woke me up), they are always broke (the dog needs cancer meds) and their homes and clothing smell."

I have a rebuttal for each statement for dog people!:

Ha ha my dog never wakes me up, the guy gets pissed when I wake him up when i kick him in the bed so I don't wanna hear that crap!

I have a mutt, therefore less likely to have or get cancer, but regardless he gets fed like a champ, is taken to the vet twice a year, dental every three to four years, and gets plenty of exercise. All of which are preventative measures for something more costly. Dogs are not that expensive... Not nearly as expensive as I am...


Finally... I bath my dog every two weeks because I don't want my dog/clothes/bed to smell. He stays indoors mostly, but the moment he gets into cat shit or rolls in something dead, the turd gets a bath...


But yes... your girl loves her dog more than you GOOD DAY

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 10:20 AM. Reason : dfg]

11/12/2008 10:19:43 AM

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"Anyone who allows their lives to be altered/controlled by a creature who eats its own vomit and shit has serious issues."

apparently this guy has never seen 2girls1cup and im assuming he's straight

11/12/2008 10:21:07 AM

Love doggies

Hate cats

11/12/2008 10:21:58 AM

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"You have cats?? You can never call anyone metro ever again....ever."

YET ANOTHER DUMB ASS METRO BITCH.


^ HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU HATE CATS? THERE ARE MANY DIFFERENT TYPES, JUST LIKE WITH DOGS. MY HAVANA BROWNS ARE THE SHIT SON.

11/12/2008 10:23:28 AM

But he gives you a high five when you say "go Wolfpack!"

11/12/2008 10:24:01 AM

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"Anyone who allows their lives to be altered/controlled by a creature who eats its own vomit and shit has serious issues. Your Dog is not a person or a child. It has the IQ of a coffee table. Get rid of the animal and grow the fuck up."

hahaha my dog is more intelligent then a most 3 year old children

better trained too

11/12/2008 10:24:47 AM

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"HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU HATE CATS? THERE ARE MANY DIFFERENT TYPES, JUST LIKE WITH DOGS. MY HAVANA BROWNS ARE THE SHIT SON."

11/12/2008 10:28:07 AM

i like young ones but all the old cats i know are assholes


i guess cause people don't train and discipline cats like they do dogs...

11/12/2008 10:31:46 AM

WELL YOU SURE AS FUCK HAVEN'T MET ME THEN SON.

I TRAIN THE FUCK OUT OF MY CATS. THE ONLY THING I STILL HAVEN'T STOPPED COMPLETELY IS THEIR OBSESSION WITH FUCKING UP THE GOD DAMNED DOOR FRAME.

11/12/2008 10:33:07 AM

see... my dog doesn't do that....

she knows her toys and only plays with them..

11/12/2008 10:37:05 AM

I'd like you say that shit to my dogs face. You'll go home missing a nose and an ear with an attitude like that.

11/12/2008 10:44:44 AM

^^ THEY RARELY DO IT NOW, I AM CONTINUING TO TRAIN THEM SON. THEY CERTAINLY DO KNOW WHAT THEIR TOYS ARE, THIS IS A SCRATCHING POST ISSUE SON.

^ AND YOUR DOG WILL GO HOME DEAD WITH A NUMBER OF 9MM HOLLOW POINT OR FRANGIBLE BULLETS IN IT'S BODY SON.

11/12/2008 10:45:49 AM

^You really have Havana Browns? those are rare cats...

11/12/2008 10:47:53 AM

Any male who allows cats in his house is beyound Metro - he is a full blown gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

SON.

11/12/2008 10:48:05 AM

^^ THEY AREN'T PURE SON, BUT THEY ARE CLOSE TO IT SON. THEY'RE MY BABY DEEBUS SON.

11/12/2008 10:49:31 AM

THAT'S PRETTY METRO SON

11/12/2008 10:50:21 AM

I WAS EXPECTING LEGITIMATE HAVANA BROWNS. THIS WHOLE THREAD IS A CROCK OF SHIT SON.

11/12/2008 10:51:04 AM

cats, well are mostly for socially inept people of one sort or another.

11/12/2008 10:51:06 AM

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"hahaha my dog is more intelligent then a most 3 year old children better trained too "

Fuck that is a dumb statement. Your dog is a dumb as all th other dogs. Your overactive imagination is what allows you to believe he is smart. Like the same way a child believes his teddybear is alive. Pet people

11/12/2008 10:52:25 AM

^^^ THEY ARE LEGITIMATE OTHER THAN A MINOR BLEMISH ON EACH ONE'S COAT SON. THE PERSON WAS ALMOST THERE WITH THE BREEDING SON AND THEN THEY FUCKED UP AND THE CATS ENDED UP IN THE SHELTER SON. I DON'T KNOW HOW SUCH QUALITY MEEMAWS ENDED UP THERE SON. MOST PEOPLE WOULDN'T BUY THEM BECAUSE THEY LOOK BLACK IN THE SHELTER LIGHTING. ONLY IN THE SUNLIGHT DOES THEIR TRUE COLOR COME OUT. THEY ARE AWESOME CATS AND THEIR PERSONALITIES ARE TYPICAL HAVANA BROWN PERSONALITIES.

^^ ACTUALLY, THEY'RE FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T CLEAN TOILETS FOR A LIVING YOU GOD DAMNED JANITOR.

11/12/2008 10:53:06 AM

^^yeah, you're right, all dogs are equally intelligent

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 10:53 AM. Reason : .]

11/12/2008 10:53:34 AM

I have a cat because, like cats, I am independent and don't want a pet who has to be all up in my business all the time.

Also, I'm allergic to dogs.

11/12/2008 10:54:40 AM

Arab13, THE ULTIMATE IN METRO ASS TDUB TOILET MAIDS.

11/12/2008 10:59:25 AM

I like dogs and cats...but it is much nicer to have a cat in an apartment setting. No walking her on chilly mornings, and she might cost $20 a month in litter and cat food MAX.

I grew up with both cats and dogs, and people who think cats don't have personalities must have never taken the time to get to know them. You have to love a cat on it's own terms; they are moody, like any good woman!

11/12/2008 10:59:39 AM

11/12/2008 11:01:58 AM

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"They never sleep right (the dog woke me up)"

My dog sleeps like 20 hours a day. Shit, I usually have a hell of a time waking HIM up in the morning to make him go out and piss

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"they are always broke "

My dog costs me about $20 a month

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"their homes and clothing smell"

Not if you bathe the dog regularly and clean your fucking house once and a while. If a dog owner's house smells like dog, then they are skipping one of the two, or both.

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"Anyone who allows their lives to be altered/controlled by a creature who eats its own vomit and shit has serious issues."

The same can be said about someone who allows their lives to be altered/controlled by a significant other. So I guess the only answer is to be alone forever.

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"Your Dog is not a person or a child."

True....but he is more loyal and loving than a lot of people have been to me in my life. Probably more intelligent too.

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"It has the IQ of a coffee table."

As I said above, I am certain my dog has more intelligence and common sense than a lot of people I know.

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"Get rid of the animal and grow the fuck up."

Taking responsibility for another living thing is one of the most grown up things one can do.

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 11:04 AM. Reason : a]

11/12/2008 11:03:19 AM

This guy is probably the only person I have ever known that didn't like pets. I grew up with dogs and cats and I love both. I currently live in a pretty small place so I only have a cat, but once I get a house I'm gonna have all types of animals.

11/12/2008 11:11:35 AM

wow, GGmon is an idiot.

^^ good reply

11/12/2008 11:20:17 AM