OTHER THAN THAT I'M FUCKING METRO SON

11/12/2008 10:38:26 PM

YOUR USERNAME IS WILLEMJOEL

THAT'S ALL I GOT YOU FUCKING METRO ASS BITCH

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 10:39 PM. Reason : SON]

11/12/2008 10:39:14 PM

lololololol

11/12/2008 10:39:34 PM

you make the best pizza at that joint you work at down there.

11/12/2008 10:39:42 PM

your left one hangs lower than the right one

11/12/2008 10:39:45 PM

you are kinda short for a dude no homo

11/12/2008 10:40:14 PM

i heard you are a HUGE fan of twin peaks

11/12/2008 10:41:09 PM

You like Billy Joel's "Piano Man".

11/12/2008 10:41:46 PM

^^lulz


. . .wait, is this a Joie joke?

^now how the hell would you know that?

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 10:42 PM. Reason : asfccc]

11/12/2008 10:42:01 PM

you frotted gunzz on December 6th, 2005

11/12/2008 10:42:27 PM

you are friendly with the negroes

11/12/2008 10:42:28 PM

you like tequila

11/12/2008 10:42:32 PM

You got some big ass forearms like Popeye.

11/12/2008 10:42:40 PM

lawwwwlz

yes it was a mean joie joke


on a serious note:

i heard you <3 me and cody

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 10:45 PM. Reason : clarify]

11/12/2008 10:43:18 PM

Quote :

"you frotted gunzz on December 6th, 2005"

wat?

11/12/2008 10:43:31 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frot

11/12/2008 10:44:13 PM

it's only gay if the balls touch

11/12/2008 10:44:47 PM

hahahhahahah wtf

11/12/2008 10:45:14 PM

Quote :

"now how the hell would you know that?"

Everybody likes Billy Joel's "Piano Man".

11/12/2008 10:47:25 PM

i've heard you say the n word before

11/12/2008 10:47:33 PM

^^no doubt

^i really can't think of a time when you would have heard me say that.

11/12/2008 10:48:10 PM

You may or may not be a pedophile

11/12/2008 10:48:13 PM

i know someone was you for halloween. that's pretty bitchin.

11/12/2008 10:48:19 PM

^that was pretty awesome.

11/12/2008 10:48:48 PM

WELL, FOR ONE, YOU'RE A GOD DAMNED METRO ASS BITCH SON.

11/12/2008 10:49:52 PM

lol shit dog...if you cant remember yourself saying the n word you must be brain dead or some shit

11/12/2008 10:50:03 PM

You have a pretty nice TV.

11/12/2008 10:50:22 PM

You're cute.


And you called me an old maid a few years ago.

11/12/2008 10:50:27 PM

I sometimes get you and Fermat confused

11/12/2008 10:51:08 PM

wait, saying the N word? or saying it in front of you?

i can assure you our "conversations" have never progressed or digressed far enough for me to get that comfortable.

^^lol why did I call you an old maid???

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 10:52 PM. Reason : asfasf]

11/12/2008 10:51:40 PM

negro these other folks are talking to you...stop talking to me

11/12/2008 10:51:59 PM

^^^wowo


I can't even make a connection between the two in my brain. They're like polar opposites.



[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 10:53 PM. Reason : ^^I don't remember exactly. I apparently said something to piss you off and that was your insult.]

11/12/2008 10:52:32 PM

why do you confuse Fermat and I??

btw, miska, that was me who honked at you by the fairgrounds that day.. .if you even remember wondering who was honking at you.

^surely not. my wit is light years beyond that.

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 10:54 PM. Reason : safasdfa]

11/12/2008 10:53:12 PM

I get Fermat and Snewf confused all the time.

11/12/2008 10:54:09 PM

i know you moved to va for a while(iirc) and then moved back down here...does that count?

11/12/2008 10:54:53 PM

well, that IS a fact, so yeah.

11/12/2008 10:55:31 PM

Despite you left leaning tendencies you drive a gas guzzling SUV.

11/12/2008 10:56:07 PM

i heard joel got some grade a pussy in his day...was just a rumor...but might be a fact

11/12/2008 10:56:58 PM

1) it's a small SUV, and I get 24-26 mpg

2) i wanted to get a hybrid, but didn't want to shell out for the maintenance.

soon, though.

^that's just grossly untrue.

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 10:57 PM. Reason : asdfasfaaasdf]

11/12/2008 10:57:00 PM

ok a fact...i saw you kissing up on some cute broad on your bday at ruckus...she was brunette

11/12/2008 10:58:05 PM

I wish my car got 24-26 MPG.

11/12/2008 10:58:26 PM

lol

you don't miss a damn beat, do ya

11/12/2008 10:58:43 PM

you have brown hair

11/12/2008 10:58:54 PM

oh good lord that doesn't count.

11/12/2008 10:59:27 PM

you got ncsugirl83 to send a pic of her tits to me adenvertantly?

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 11:00 PM. Reason : ok now its a fact lol]

11/12/2008 11:00:15 PM

Quote :

"btw, miska, that was me who honked at you by the fairgrounds that day.. .if you even remember wondering who was honking at you."

I do remember that!

I had someone honk and wave at me a couple weeks ago when I was merging onto gorman from the beltline, but I don't know who that was either. I mostly tune that stuff out.

11/12/2008 11:00:17 PM

^^wtf no

and how and why would I fucking do that?

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 11:01 PM. Reason : aasssds]

11/12/2008 11:00:47 PM

you elbow people sitting next to you when you laugh hard


my arm still kinda hurts from sitting next to you during Borat

11/12/2008 11:00:47 PM

FACT - BLACK BEARS WEIGH BETWEEN TWO AND FIVE HUNDRED POUNDS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYkWWnZm6-w

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 11:02 PM. Reason : DURKA]

11/12/2008 11:01:31 PM

HHHHAHAHAH

11/12/2008 11:01:32 PM