I jump on the bed and make the dog bark.

11/14/2008 11:52:07 AM

Morning breath.

11/14/2008 11:53:02 AM

11/14/2008 11:53:37 AM

Supaman

WATCH ME YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

11/14/2008 11:54:00 AM

scaring the shit out of them

11/14/2008 11:54:06 AM

casual morning wood poke to the back

11/14/2008 11:54:07 AM

haha

keeping this one to myself

11/14/2008 11:54:09 AM

I say, "hey, get up."

11/14/2008 11:55:12 AM

i usually pull all the covers off of her and take them to the other side of the room

she's so cute when she's pissed

11/14/2008 11:55:12 AM

Usually I'll touch her lips with the end of my dick and she'll wake up, we'll have sex and then proceed on with our day.

11/14/2008 11:56:07 AM

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trust me, this is NOT a good way to wake up your significant other

you will get smacked and they will be mad at you for a long time.

11/14/2008 11:57:34 AM

11/14/2008 11:57:51 AM

Kisses, or by pretending I don't hear the spawn. (no male pride to defend here!)

11/14/2008 12:14:39 PM

Snoring.

11/14/2008 12:18:14 PM

Wet dreams all over the place

11/14/2008 12:21:47 PM

When I had one it was always snoring or saying WAKE UP.

Both of which were stated already in this thread

so this post is pointless

11/14/2008 12:26:23 PM

two finger surprise

11/14/2008 12:30:53 PM

i gently rub their back and wisper in their ear.

11/14/2008 12:34:04 PM

i dont.

its so quiet when shes asleep.

11/14/2008 12:35:02 PM

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"i dont. its so quiet when shes asleep."

amen brutha

11/14/2008 12:36:18 PM

i don't...i let him sleep while i get ready as quietly as i can. i do give him a kiss goodbye though while he's still sleeping/half awake

on the weekends we tend to wake up around the same time

11/14/2008 12:57:28 PM

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"Usually I'll touch her lips with the end of my dick and she'll wake up, we'll have sex and then proceed on with our day."

that. sounds. wonderful

DO WANT

11/14/2008 1:20:47 PM

Dropkick in the face with love.

11/14/2008 1:22:20 PM

11/14/2008 1:22:24 PM

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"I jump on the bed and make the dog bark."

I read that as you jump on the bed and make the barking noise yourself. That would be pretty funny.

11/14/2008 1:34:24 PM

11/14/2008 1:36:10 PM

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""i dont. its so quiet when shes asleep.""

11/14/2008 1:37:10 PM

I roll over and say go home

11/14/2008 1:43:25 PM

lol

11/14/2008 1:48:10 PM

He always wakes up before me.

11/14/2008 1:49:32 PM

I am pretty glad I don't have a significant other these days

11/14/2008 1:52:12 PM

I bet yelling didn't do much good, huh?

OHHHHHHHHH

11/14/2008 1:53:30 PM

i dont.

its so quiet when shes asleep.

11/14/2008 1:55:50 PM

I used to play with this thingy thang until they both woke up

Now I have no significant other so I do nothing

11/14/2008 2:00:37 PM

he usually wakes me up. but when i do its sweet kisses on the neck and wrapping my arm around his waist.

11/14/2008 2:03:39 PM

^dont lie, you know you wake him up with an Iceball to the balls

11/14/2008 2:05:29 PM

haha no i usually get ordered to FINISH HIM


hahhaa. j/k had to make that joke.

11/14/2008 2:13:41 PM

Blowjob

11/14/2008 2:49:03 PM

^

I'm in love.

11/14/2008 2:49:23 PM

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"haha no i usually get ordered to FINISH HIM "

haha nice come back golden.

i usually say get teh fuck up four going tot be late for work

11/14/2008 3:22:54 PM

dutch oven

11/14/2008 3:28:45 PM

^^ and then tear the blankets off

11/14/2008 3:33:28 PM

nicely. very, very nicely. hell hath no fury like a woman who is NOT a morning person.

11/14/2008 3:46:51 PM

nothing wakes me up like a tongue in the ass

11/14/2008 7:44:04 PM

fart

11/14/2008 9:31:57 PM

penis in the butt

11/14/2008 9:38:49 PM

pretend that she exists

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

11/15/2008 12:33:21 PM

shelly biggs

11/15/2008 1:02:03 PM

rick roll

12/2/2008 5:27:38 PM

some times i push on his belly so he has to get up and pee

12/2/2008 5:31:55 PM