twice!

11/15/2008 8:30:41 PM

THE WATER ENDS UP MAKING THE SHIT SLIDE EXTRA SMOOTH SON.

YOU SICK FUCK.

11/15/2008 8:31:17 PM

another user of the word "poop"

ugh

11/15/2008 8:31:52 PM

it's almost as bad when you shower, and then have to poop before you even finish drying off

you just feel dirty....like a terrorist

*looks at baonest*

11/15/2008 8:32:39 PM

get a bidet son

11/15/2008 8:33:17 PM

^^ at that point, i usually poop and then re-shower

^ bidets ftw

11/15/2008 8:34:46 PM

our kickball name is Cheng's Bidet, after a guy named Cheng on the team, who has a bidet

11/15/2008 8:35:28 PM

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"*looks at baonest*"

lol

11/15/2008 8:35:43 PM

that's why you always go to the bathroom before you get in the shower.

and once you have kids, you become a super user of the word "poop"

11/15/2008 8:46:32 PM

bidets are baller

11/15/2008 9:12:53 PM

thats why ive got a scooter with a bidet on it

11/15/2008 9:14:16 PM

you get the hell away from my scooter, sir

11/15/2008 9:14:49 PM

how does this even happen

the urge to poop does not come on this swiftly for me. i know when i gotta go in the near future and plan accordingly.

11/15/2008 9:16:08 PM

My johns close enough to my shower that I can stick my ass out and dump into it while my feet and head remain in the shower

11/15/2008 9:16:15 PM

I prefer to poop near the edge of the shower so I am less likely to slip in it.

11/15/2008 9:17:44 PM

i have a female friend that was hammered during a beach trip and shat in the shower (while taking one) when everyone was getting ready to go out for the night

not even an attempt at coverup either, just left it there for the next person

needless to say, she will never live it down

[Edited on November 15, 2008 at 9:23 PM. Reason : e]

11/15/2008 9:23:26 PM

That's why there's a drain.

11/15/2008 9:25:01 PM

i shat for only the 2nd time at work the other day

the first time it would not go down, so i did what anyone with dignity would do, i left it

11/15/2008 9:25:10 PM

^^ mounted grate

11/15/2008 9:25:40 PM

bidets flushable wet wipes ftw

you could always just poop on the drain and then mash it down with your big toe

11/15/2008 11:27:12 PM

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"how does this even happen the urge to poop does not come on this swiftly for me. i know when i gotta go in the near future and plan accordingly."

And if it does come this swiftly, it's the kind that will go down the drain easily anyway

11/15/2008 11:36:14 PM

Poop in your hand, then toss it for 2 into the toilet.

11/15/2008 11:44:52 PM

well i sat down cuz i thought i had to poop... it was taking to long so i just pee'd.

then i hopped in the shower.. and BAM there it was.. pissed off, i hopped out.. did my thang and hopped back.. BAM... once i got in the shower it hit me again. pissed some more i did my thang, then i pulled a trickery manuever, i acted like i was getting in the shower, but i just stood up and BAM.... #3...


BTW my stomach doesnt like alot of foods, specially oily ones and stuff.. and i just got done eating chicken with random bell peppers and oil.

11/16/2008 12:20:53 AM

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"another user of the word "poop" ugh"

you prefer doodie?

11/16/2008 12:28:02 AM

we could say shiat

11/16/2008 12:29:24 AM