So I am at sears trying to get some tools for christmas with the friends and family plan and this guy walks up and is like that is a really nice toolbox. Normal chit chat stuff, then he asked me what I did for a living etc, so at this point I am becoming a little suspicious. So trying to be nice I ask him what he did as well and he was like I went to state as a communications major and now I work as a business retail marketing guy for companies to help them get there product sold online, so at this point I know that he is a Quixtar idiot.


So he is like whats your number we should hang out sometime, my wife gives him this you are a wierd creepy douchebag look.....

Really sad that a state grad isnt smart enough to figure out quixtar/amway is the biggest scam ever.

11/16/2008 9:10:42 PM

happens all the time

B&N and BestBuy are the worst for this shit

oh yeah the Borders down on Tryon is awful too

[Edited on November 16, 2008 at 9:12 PM. Reason : oh yah]

11/16/2008 9:11:42 PM

LOL for being at Sear's.

ROFL for being at Sear's on a Sunday

Did you go to Olive Garden afterwards for some unlimited soup and salad with the wife?

11/16/2008 9:13:05 PM

^ Happened at BB in cary, I walked straight up to the front and told the security guy and got the guy tossed for soliciting.

11/16/2008 9:13:19 PM

tell him your # is 382-5633

FUC-KOFF

11/16/2008 9:14:37 PM

^^^ Went and got information for getting a new washer and dryer which makes it even worse

I dunno maybe we can go to bed bath and beyond.. I dunno if we will have time lol

[Edited on November 16, 2008 at 9:15 PM. Reason : )]

11/16/2008 9:14:43 PM

did you say new washer and dryer?

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=548865

11/16/2008 9:15:59 PM

^^^

that would def be over his head

took me awhile to catch that and you even spelled it out for us

haha

[Edited on November 16, 2008 at 9:17 PM. Reason : grr]

11/16/2008 9:17:23 PM

i have some friends that work for quixtar

i didnt know until recently and it made me

11/16/2008 9:22:47 PM

ya gotta try the Redbull XS and Vodka!

11/16/2008 10:35:36 PM

if any stranger randomly asks you where you went to school and what you do then you know they are quixtar

has one of them really said that ^ haha

11/16/2008 10:50:22 PM

Nope, just felt creative

11/16/2008 10:51:04 PM

hmm, i used to get approached by these fucking human wastes all the time.

I think it's the fact that I always have my daughter in tow when i'm out and about.

instead, i have 40 year old women who have bratty teenagers and miss having a baby harassing me.

I really don't know which one is worse.

11/16/2008 10:58:10 PM

been approached several times, always in a bookstore when i'm in the science/astronomy section

"wow don't see many kids your age in this section, what do you do"

"uh, i majored in business at state"

"oh wow, business eh? you know i'm actually starting up a web company, would you be interested in helping?"

"ah a pyramid scheme, no thanks, get a real job before you end up homeless"

11/16/2008 11:01:40 PM

maybe he was hitting on you and wanted some mmf

11/16/2008 11:01:41 PM

Someone at work pitched it to me. I always thought they were really smart and had a lot of respect for them, and then they asked me if I wanted to go to someone's house on a Saturday evening to discuss a business idea with a friend of his who was flying in Chicago. I was intrigued, so I went, only to find out that it was just a fucking Quixtar pitch. One of the big top of the pyramid guys flew down there to pitch this bullshit in this guy's living room. It's amazing how quickly you can lose respect for someone.

Here they are: http://www.thisbiznow.com/quixtar/francis_success.html

Greg and Jacquie Francis
Crystal Lake, Illinois

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKZkK_zassE


It was hilarious because they gave me 2 of those "instructional" CDs (I ripped them and have them on my computer), then when I told the guy at work the next day that I had no interest, he was like "uuhhhh sooo can I get those CDs back then?"

Oh and the best part was they were all like "THIS IS NOT AMWAY. REPEAT THIS IS NOT AMWAY." when it fact it absolutely is Amway.

[Edited on November 16, 2008 at 11:05 PM. Reason : .]

11/16/2008 11:03:54 PM

d (10:59:30 PM): quixtar!!!!!!!
V (11:02:02 PM): by the way here are the people
V (11:02:04 PM): that came down here
V (11:02:04 PM): http://www.thisbiznow.com/quixtar/francis_success.html
V (11:02:06 PM): that i talked to
d (11:03:00 PM): lmao
d (11:03:00 PM): The mentorship of their upline and the business support materials available through their organization has been critical to their success.

d (11:03:06 PM): that line for some reason, kills me
d (11:03:40 PM): that girl looks like the daughter ren on even stevens
d (11:03:51 PM): she's wearing that thing around her neck cuz that marine dude beats her
V (11:04:01 PM): haha
d (11:04:33 PM): lmao
d (11:04:42 PM): you take the mentorship program and marry the quixtar seminar with it
d (11:04:45 PM): and you have unlimited power
V (11:05:18 PM): haha
d (11:05:41 PM): http://www.quixtar.com/about/company/?cm_re=US-EN-2008.11.06.00001-_-Main.Banner-_-HelloAdCustVis

d (11:06:05 PM): this video is hilarious
d (11:06:10 PM): what a piece of work
V (11:06:14 PM): they always talk about that 7 billion dollars
V (11:06:39 PM): all you have to do is do the math
V (11:06:41 PM): from their own god damn video
V (11:06:46 PM): $7 billion in sales
V (11:06:51 PM): 3 million people involved
V (11:06:55 PM): divide up the money
d (11:07:07 PM): today and every day globally more than 12000 people will sign up for this business
d (11:07:12 PM): so add 12k people every day to that money pot
d (11:07:13 PM): ahahaha
V (11:07:32 PM): even if you took the revenue and pretended that there were zero expenses
d (11:07:35 PM): hahaha
V (11:07:38 PM): and split it up evenly between the 3 million people
V (11:07:43 PM): thats $2,300
d (11:07:53 PM): yea but
d (11:07:54 PM): what you do is
d (11:07:56 PM): you get 5 people under you
d (11:07:59 PM): and they are all making 2300
V (11:08:00 PM): then you take into consideration the people at the top of the pyramid are taking the mass quantity of that

d (11:08:02 PM): and each gives you 300 of that
d (11:08:05 PM): then each of them
d (11:08:08 PM): they get 5 under them
V (11:08:09 PM): that leaves pretty much nothing at the bottom
V (11:08:10 PM): lol
d (11:08:10 PM): and those people kick 300 up
d (11:08:15 PM): and then from that 300 the 5 below you kick up 150
d (11:08:19 PM): and it adds up
V (11:08:21 PM): ahahaha
d (11:08:21 PM): it really works!

11/16/2008 11:11:01 PM

11/16/2008 11:13:24 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot31XhgE_XE

11/16/2008 11:14:15 PM

^ Chris Hanson

11/16/2008 11:56:56 PM

whether you think your can or you can't

your right

11/19/2008 6:47:56 AM

i must live under a rock because i have no idea what this is

11/19/2008 7:08:19 AM

ah, I've told this story a million times, but anyway

A guy in my public speaking class gave a speech about running your own business. Then afterwards I realized that he was doing Quixtar. *facepalm*. So, for the same speech, I literally spoke about why you SHOULDN'T join a pyramid scheme like Quixtar.

11/19/2008 8:17:38 AM

ha, you really showed him!!

11/19/2008 8:18:06 AM

you make me sad face, wilso

11/19/2008 8:21:19 AM

Quote :

"*facepalm*"

i laffd

11/19/2008 8:38:30 AM