i just went around the house, tightened and straightened all the screws in the electrical outlet and light switch covers

all that's left is to yell at neighborhood kids for walking in my yard and over the next 25 years slowly convince my wife that she's stupid and worthless.

11/16/2008 9:41:22 PM

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"over the next 25 years slowly convince my wife that she's stupid and worthless."

why are you going to stop at just one woman?

11/16/2008 9:42:37 PM

HAVE FUN

11/16/2008 9:42:41 PM

i'm coming to that realization more and more each day and i dont even have a family yet.

11/16/2008 9:42:45 PM

i realized i had done this when i started getting to lazy to change from my work socks to different socks when i changed clothes to do somehting after work


i mean argyle business socks dont quite work with jeans, a polo and sorta tennis shoe diesels.

but why muss up another pair?

11/16/2008 9:43:43 PM

I just relentlessly incorporate lines from songs as responses in regular conversations

I'll start drinking guinness and scotch someday I'm sure.

11/16/2008 9:43:51 PM

I'm the opposite

I play more videogames, eat more candy and watch more cartoons than I did 10 years ago

11/16/2008 9:44:44 PM

I'll become my father when I become a financially successful, cultured and well-traveled, socially progressive man

sounds like my dad is better than yours

11/16/2008 9:44:59 PM

me and your dad sound a lot alike

11/16/2008 9:45:52 PM

^^I thought you were poor, hippy, tree hugger and majoring in something that you will never be financially secure doing?

[Edited on November 16, 2008 at 9:47 PM. Reason : n]

11/16/2008 9:47:07 PM

in that case, can I "borrow" $200?

^ I am - my dad is a rich, hippy tree hugger and he works in a field somewhat unrelated to his schooling... he believes that it is this extra experience that makes him better at his job than you

[Edited on November 16, 2008 at 9:48 PM. Reason : -]

11/16/2008 9:47:16 PM

Really, because you come off as a pompous asshole that makes up a lot of shit most of the time.

11/16/2008 9:49:41 PM

oh noes!

I'm a dick because I respect my father!
I'm probably lying when I say that my parents aren't divorced!

dude, your complexes are showing

11/16/2008 9:52:42 PM

Case in point.

11/16/2008 9:53:11 PM

roddy's just insecure b/c he works for the government and realizes he's got no future and no real possibility of moving up the ladder

11/16/2008 9:54:30 PM

while nothing that roddy said is untrue about me the implication of personal attack was there which is why I went on the defensive

I will admit to being a dick in my OP

but, from what I've observed, my father hasn't done anything to undermine my mother's sense of self worth which has been a model I'm happy to emulate

so, troll, are you satisfied with my introspection?

11/16/2008 9:56:37 PM

listen man, we dont need your emo recollection of your shitty upbringing in chit chat

11/16/2008 9:58:16 PM

11/16/2008 10:05:24 PM

hahahahaha

11/16/2008 10:05:50 PM

I'm the opposite

I play more videogames, eat more candy and watch more cartoons than I did 10 years ago

11/16/2008 10:07:43 PM

i have no qualms about becoming my father. he's pretty much awesome

11/16/2008 10:09:00 PM

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"DADDYS NOT COMING ON ANYTHEENG"

11/16/2008 10:09:41 PM

That sucks dude.

11/16/2008 10:29:39 PM

well, i am being a tad melodramatic here of course. my parents are relatively happily married. like most people, my dad has some negative personality traits, primarily arrogance. something i've struggled with from time to time in my life as well. it's just something you gotta learn to deal with when you're better than everybody else.

...

11/16/2008 10:34:00 PM

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"well, i am being a tad melodramatic here of course. my parents are relatively happily married. like most people, my dad has some negative personality traits, primarily arrogance. something i've struggled with from time to time in my life as well. it's just something you gotta learn to deal with when you're better than everybody else. ... "

11/16/2008 10:36:11 PM

It's not arrogance when you really are BETTER THAN MOST PEOPLE.

11/16/2008 10:36:56 PM

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"BETTER THAN MOST PEOPLE EVERYBODY ELSE"

11/16/2008 10:39:25 PM

well, i am being a tad melodramatic here of course. my parents are relatively happily married. like most people, my dad has some negative personality traits, primarily arrogance. something i've struggled with from time to time in my life as well. it's just something you gotta learn to deal with when you're better than everybody else.

...

11/16/2008 10:39:33 PM

your daughter is going to become like punchmonk

let that stew for a few minutes

11/16/2008 10:40:35 PM

i'm cool with that

11/16/2008 10:41:13 PM

mmm, stew.

11/16/2008 10:41:30 PM

i need like 6 ex-wives and 5 abandoned kids before i become as baller as my dad

11/16/2008 10:43:32 PM

i need to murder my wife and go to jail and not ever fucking die even though i've been on death row for fucking years and the evidence is fucking overwhelming but NO i'm still alive before i'm as baller as my dad

11/16/2008 10:46:02 PM

YOU FUCKED YOUR MOTHER

11/16/2008 10:46:20 PM

11/16/2008 10:46:21 PM

l l

11/16/2008 10:53:14 PM

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"i need to murder my wife and go to jail and not ever fucking die even though i've been on death row for fucking years and the evidence is fucking overwhelming but NO i'm still alive before i'm as baller as my dad"

well this explains everything

11/16/2008 11:02:43 PM

The son becomes the father, and the father becomes the son.

11/16/2008 11:07:53 PM

so is the circle of life

11/16/2008 11:08:53 PM

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"i need to murder my wife and go to jail and not ever fucking die even though i've been on death row for fucking years and the evidence is fucking overwhelming but NO i'm still alive before i'm as baller as my dad "

wait....what?

11/16/2008 11:47:12 PM

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"i mean argyle business socks dont quite work with jeans, a polo and sorta tennis shoe diesels."

FUCK

11/16/2008 11:48:09 PM

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"well, i am being a tad melodramatic here of course. my parents are relatively happily married. like most people, my dad has some negative personality traits, primarily arrogance. something i've struggled with from time to time in my life as well. it's just something you gotta learn to deal with when you're better than everybody else. "

I, too, have had elitist sex.

11/16/2008 11:49:52 PM

it's not arrogance when you're better than everyone.

11/17/2008 12:48:11 AM

it's not being cocky if it's telling the truth

11/17/2008 12:51:53 AM

It's not paranoia if everybody really is out to get you.

11/17/2008 12:57:47 AM

I'm still wearing my work socks all the way up on my calves and I'm just in a boxers and a white t-shirt

11/17/2008 7:31:35 AM

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"well, i am being a tad melodramatic here of course. my parents are relatively happily married. like most people, my dad has some negative personality traits, primarily arrogance. something i've struggled with from time to time in my life as well. it's just something you gotta learn to deal with when you're better than everybody else. ... "

11/17/2008 7:44:02 AM

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"i have no qualms about becoming my father. he's pretty much awesome"

11/17/2008 7:51:36 AM

showoff

11/17/2008 9:04:35 AM

i haven't gone crazy yet, so i'm still good, but odds are i'll put on 150 pounds, go bald, and start bitching about everything

set em up

11/17/2008 9:41:33 AM