Pretty tight new spot, I must say. Definitely worth checking out if a party bar is your style.

For those unaware, it's downtown where Aries used to be, and owned by THE GOAT PEOPLE. If you liked Chubby's you'll like this. Think about a combination of The Goat, Pure Gold, and Buckhead (in a good way, if that's possible) and you'll have an idea.

Great place to go get trashed on the cheap and have a blast doing it


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11/17/2008 4:59:35 PM

OH, I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT GoldenGirl.


BTW, SINCE WHEN DID YOU TURN INTO A BAR GOING, ALCOHOL DRINKING, STRIP CLUB ATTENDING METRO SON?

11/17/2008 5:00:01 PM

i know one of the door guys and a bartender/manager

11/17/2008 5:01:02 PM

Of course you do

11/17/2008 5:01:23 PM

they left RRs to go there

11/17/2008 5:02:54 PM

What makes it like Pure Gold?

[Edited on November 17, 2008 at 5:03 PM. Reason : +]

11/17/2008 5:03:51 PM

TITTIES, ASS, AND PUTANG?

11/17/2008 5:04:40 PM

Dan and Jersey are friends of mine, IF YA WANNA NAME DROP


but that's not hard, those are the kinds of guys that never met a stranger



^^stripper poles on the bar and steps leading up to the bar


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[Edited on November 17, 2008 at 5:06 PM. Reason : pg]

11/17/2008 5:04:49 PM

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"BTW, SINCE WHEN DID YOU TURN INTO A BAR GOING, ALCOHOL DRINKING, STRIP CLUB ATTENDING METRO SON?"

11/17/2008 5:05:21 PM

they have stripper polls you can dance on

[Edited on November 17, 2008 at 5:09 PM. Reason : woohps]

11/17/2008 5:05:21 PM

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"stripper pols"

11/17/2008 5:05:45 PM

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"striper pols"

11/17/2008 5:06:08 PM

Are the girls as hot as they are at the goat???

11/17/2008 5:07:26 PM

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"BTW, SINCE WHEN DID YOU TURN INTO A BAR GOING, ALCOHOL DRINKING, STRIP CLUB ATTENDING METRO SON?"

I AM STILL WAITING FOR A RESPONSE SON.

11/17/2008 5:08:29 PM

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"BTW, SINCE WHEN DID YOU TURN INTO A BAR GOING, ALCOHOL DRINKING, STRIP CLUB ATTENDING METRO SON?"

is it still metro if i beat up all the guys with girlfriends and then sleep with said girlfriends before i leave?


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11/17/2008 5:09:08 PM

well they cant look any worse so why not

11/17/2008 5:09:10 PM

lol i didn't name drop...


BUT i know Jersey (doubt he'd remember me though), Dave, and Matt

11/17/2008 5:09:11 PM

i know i just kinda wanted an excuse to name drop


it makes me feel important


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11/17/2008 5:11:02 PM

I gotchu beat!! I know Dave at The Bar

11/17/2008 5:12:15 PM

damn i've heard all kinds of things about that guy


you should introduce me


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11/17/2008 5:12:54 PM

shit, i was just tryin to sound cool. i'd have to introduce myself first

11/17/2008 5:13:44 PM

I CAN'T IMAGINE DRINKING ALCOHOL AND ENJOYING IT SON.


IT'S WORSE THAN DOG SHIT IN BOTH TASTE AND THE EUPHORIA (OR LACK THEREOF) PRODUCED TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST.

11/17/2008 5:14:32 PM

I heard that Dave from The Bar has a band

11/17/2008 5:14:47 PM

OH AND NOW YOU GO BY DAVE TOO SON?

11/17/2008 5:15:22 PM

^^^i can.

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11/17/2008 5:15:41 PM

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"I CAN'T IMAGINE DRINKING ALCOHOL AND ENJOYING IT SON."

LOL, WUT?

11/17/2008 5:16:27 PM

YOU HEARD ME BITCH.

IT HOLDS LESS VALUE THAN A STEAMING PILE OF DOG SHIT.

11/17/2008 5:16:57 PM

Only metros hate alcohol.

11/17/2008 5:17:55 PM

YOU'VE GOT THAT ALL WRONG YOU DUMB ASS METRO BITCH.

PEOPLE WHO ENJOY ALCOHOL ARE STUPID ASS METRO BITCHES SON.

11/17/2008 5:19:42 PM

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"YOU HEARD ME BITCH."

LOL, WUT?

11/17/2008 5:19:49 PM

$1 Mystery Beer on Wednesday night FTW

11/17/2008 5:20:39 PM

Sweet I made another thread.

didn't Aries do Goth night ?

11/17/2008 5:20:46 PM

People who enjoy alcohol are sure to get laid by the opposite sex unlike tuff guy metros on the internets

11/17/2008 5:21:19 PM

He's into drugs irl.

11/17/2008 5:22:18 PM

I SMOKE ROCKS SON.

THE POINT IS THAT ALCOHOL IS A WORTHLESS DRUG AND ANYONE WHO ENJOYS SUCH TRASH IS A DUMB FUCK.

AND THIS DUMB BITCH ^ IS SIMPLY PULLING SHIT OUT OF HER ASS. SHE'S NEVER MET ME OR ANYONE THAT KNOWS ME.

11/17/2008 5:24:34 PM

Aries used to do metal night on Wednesdays (metal != goth). I was sad to see it go, but I can't deny the appeal of Ugly Monkey.


I probably shouldn't be shamelessly promoting another bar, but fuck it.

buttfuck it.


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11/17/2008 5:25:53 PM

went there on saturday night

definitely a pretty trashy place.. they had this really lame guy who was wearing a sideways hat and walking around on the bar, motioning for girls to come over so he could pour "monkey juice" in their mouth.. it was a little creepy actually. plus the dude was pretty metro, son.. also saw two girls dancing on the stripper pole with dresses hiked halfway up their ass. not usually the type of place i go, but i had fun

on the plus side, $1 dollar membership, no cover, and Jack-and-Coke Icees. it was funny at least, don't know if i will go again though

11/17/2008 5:26:22 PM

Ruckus is doing Metal Mondays tonizzle

11/17/2008 5:26:28 PM

ya i actually have.

11/17/2008 5:26:28 PM

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"definitely a pretty trashy place.."

EXACTLY SON, THIS IS HOW ANY ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION AREA IS.

^ THAT'S A STEAMING PILE OF LIES RIGHT THERE SON.

11/17/2008 5:27:31 PM

as long as these people don't stumble into the borough, i'm okay with it

because i can't have dudes with sideways hats ruining my uberwisconsin experience

11/17/2008 5:31:17 PM

THE FACT THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN PRODUCE A NAME MAKES IT CLEAR THAT YOU'VE NEVER MET ANYBODY THAT KNOWS ME SON.

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"OH, I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT GoldenGirl."

11/17/2008 5:32:31 PM

if The Bar sucks on my birthday then i might go here

11/17/2008 5:34:48 PM

IT WILL SUCK, IT'S A BAR.

11/17/2008 5:36:36 PM

to me it felt like one step above PBs

like a classier PBs

mostly because this place just has better lighting. which actually, now that i think about it, MAY be a bad thing

there were still people making out all over, dancing ridiculously, being slutty, etc

good for some, i suppose, not really my scene. i don't like feeling like a mom when i go out and i was definitely the most conservatively dressed person there. and i was still wearing a freaking DRESS.

i did like the music. rap songs from like 4 years ago.

i mean if i might be in the mood for this type of place SOMETIME but i feel like you have to be really drunk and just embrace the trashiness (again, like PBs, except without the cheap drinks)

[Edited on November 17, 2008 at 6:19 PM. Reason : .]

11/17/2008 6:18:05 PM

I think I went here this weekend from the sounds of the description, but I was so drunk I don't remember

11/17/2008 9:13:25 PM

what is the tuesday night special

11/17/2008 9:23:31 PM

monday is $2 jager shots!!!! & 1.50 miller lites

tuesday is $2 domestics $3 imports $4 well drinks

wednesday $1 mystery beer night

Thursday $2 bub/bud lights

Sunday $2 coronas $4 bombs



ive made an appearance during my rounds like 4 nights/week since it opened on halloween... good friends with the bartenders, always see familiar faces, not bad for the scene.

11/17/2008 9:29:08 PM

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"$1 Mystery Beer on Wednesday night FTW"

FTW till you get a Smirnoff Ice
but i went last wed. and got some huge beer from china, best $1 beer ever

11/17/2008 9:35:48 PM

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"stripper polls"

11/17/2008 9:47:44 PM