i think GrumpyGOP has a good story to tell:
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11/19/2008 12:18:46 PM

lolololol

oh lord here it comes

11/19/2008 12:19:24 PM

11/19/2008 12:21:30 PM

how do you do a real life troll? that would be cool

11/19/2008 12:21:41 PM

I got a story to tell...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nS1nAWLsds

embed if you love me

11/19/2008 12:22:39 PM

and still, people say 'he's not that bad'

11/19/2008 12:22:51 PM

11/19/2008 12:23:08 PM

Oh he's that bad. He's worse. In all you worst nightmares of creepy stalkers, he's worse.

11/19/2008 12:23:34 PM

The thing is, he's pulled shit like this before. That's why when the girlfriend figured out who it was, she went from being kinda flattered to being extremely creeped out and upset. It was at that point, at her request, that the sniveling fuck was asked to cut it out.

And, of course, this is the same guy who hit a puppy in the face the last time he was permitted at our apartment.

11/19/2008 12:25:30 PM

otay so who is he

11/19/2008 12:26:15 PM

As the link in the original topic indicates, it's drunknloaded.

11/19/2008 12:26:52 PM

lol i can confirm text messages were sent from my phone


i can not confirm who sent all of them

11/19/2008 12:27:13 PM

Nobody cares if they were sent by Pope Benedict, the fact is that you were -- surprise! -- once again involved in some serious stalky sketchiness.

If you hand a phone to somebody and say, "Here, text this girl and tell her she's hot," you're still a sad piece of shit.

[Edited on November 19, 2008 at 12:29 PM. Reason : ]

11/19/2008 12:28:19 PM

and he wondered why i told him he couldnt float down crabtree creek with us.

11/19/2008 12:29:06 PM

lol dude you sound paranoid^^

[Edited on November 19, 2008 at 12:29 PM. Reason : ^aaaaaahahahhaa now THATS funny]

11/19/2008 12:29:14 PM

he touched my (cornhole) sack once, what a pervert

11/19/2008 12:30:49 PM

esgargs taught dnl well, i see.

11/19/2008 12:31:45 PM

I'm just starting to notice a disturbing trend regarding dnl's characteristics as compared to those commonly associated with serial killers. The main comforting thing is that serial killers are normally described with such words as "intelligent" or "charismatic."

11/19/2008 12:33:52 PM

im glad you are able to laugh off people telling you that your presence is not desired.

11/19/2008 12:34:27 PM

lol not to sound stalkerish but i wish i could see you type that out...it would make me laugh

[Edited on November 19, 2008 at 12:34 PM. Reason : for ^^ but works for ^ too]

11/19/2008 12:34:33 PM

By what possible interpretation is that statement not stalkerish?

11/19/2008 12:35:51 PM

the part where i laugh at you for watching you post dumb shit

11/19/2008 12:36:22 PM

This from the person who is universally renowned as the Dumb Shit Poster in Chief?

11/19/2008 12:37:34 PM

see...thats another post i'd love to see you type out...i cant imagine someone sitting at a computer and trying to think of something corny like that to say to me on the internet

11/19/2008 12:38:35 PM

Has this kid ever truly gotten his ass kicked?

11/19/2008 12:39:21 PM

was "truly" really necessary in that statement?

11/19/2008 12:40:02 PM

I don't know, but he needs to, apparently

11/19/2008 12:40:03 PM

After he punched the puppy at my apartment he pretty effectively kicked his own ass by falling into things, but no, nobody I know has ever just beaten the shit out of him.

11/19/2008 12:40:05 PM

triple d "chokeslamed" me once...ask the garage folks..lolololol

11/19/2008 12:40:10 PM

Quote :

"was "truly" really necessary in that statement?"

Yes, because there's a difference between a drunken punch or two, and a beating that won't seriously injure him, but might make him think twice about his actions, if for no reason other than to avoid future pain.

[Edited on November 19, 2008 at 12:42 PM. Reason : and by 'serious' injury, I mean ruptured organs and other things requiring a trip to the ER]

11/19/2008 12:42:18 PM

lol what actions are those ambrosia

11/19/2008 12:43:01 PM

but

Quote :

"he punched the puppy at my apartment "

ok i realize this isn't funny, but please provide additional details, sounds like some chuck norris gone bad shit

11/19/2008 12:44:04 PM

ok i'll admit it...i punched the puppy, knocked out like 5 of the puppies teeth, dislocated its eye socket, and it eventually had to be put to sleep

can we please just drop this?

11/19/2008 12:45:01 PM

^^message_topic.aspx?topic=511057

That's where I originally described the events.

11/19/2008 12:45:58 PM

awww come on man..i went to counseling for like 3 months for that...up to that point, i had never been responsible for a puppy having to be put down

11/19/2008 12:49:41 PM

Man, you try whatever tactic you can think of to deny this, but, as I said:

Quote :

"I've got a houseful of witnesses to the puppy incident versus the testimony of one extremely creepy alcoholic who (again according to a houseful of witnesses) was too drunk to stand shortly after the incident and whose memory is therefore in question."

11/19/2008 12:50:35 PM

dude i'm not denying it...i just said i went to counseling for 3 months for that...i'm sorry the puppy had to be put down

11/19/2008 12:52:48 PM

yeah, i dont trust people who have to go to counseling

11/19/2008 1:03:07 PM

dnl is a dumbass, and quite frankly it wouldnt surprise me if he punched a puppy

now hopefully will, will realize he shouldnt associate with you

[Edited on November 19, 2008 at 2:29 PM. Reason : lol at least he was being sarcastic]

11/19/2008 2:22:18 PM

aha...you are such a dumbass

11/19/2008 2:23:01 PM

SHE'S JUST A HATER SON.

11/19/2008 2:23:41 PM

a dumbass hater?

i mean damn...i said i knocked a dogs eye socket out and she believed that? seriously?

11/19/2008 2:26:23 PM

lol at nickle for falling for DNL's trolling

11/19/2008 2:26:48 PM

Quote :

"DISLOCATED EYE SOCKET"

11/19/2008 2:28:10 PM

^ ha well if you didnt thank god, but youve got the reputation where its not hard to believe.

plus you are on the internet stupid, no way to know if your being sarcastic or not

11/19/2008 2:28:16 PM

So you're exhaggerating in an attempt to try to wipe clean the fact that you punched a fucking puppy in the face. Maybe that works with idiots...

11/19/2008 2:28:34 PM

hey terp...i seriously literally punched a puppy in the face...lolololol

11/19/2008 2:29:10 PM

11/19/2008 2:29:46 PM

^^ lol i may have believed you but only cause you do stupid shit like that all the time

[Edited on November 19, 2008 at 2:30 PM. Reason : cant tell sarcasm on the internet]

11/19/2008 2:30:17 PM

Yeah, I know you did. I believe GrumpyGOP and the room full of witnesses over you. Not only that, I already know that you'er a piece of shit in real life, so this isn't a stretch in the least for you.

11/19/2008 2:30:36 PM