I could be walking from a clean room and out the door to a field covered with dogshit, but I will still rub my shoes on the doormat

11/20/2008 10:22:58 AM

THAT'S NICE SON.

11/20/2008 10:23:50 AM

you wipe your feet when you leave a building?

11/20/2008 10:24:05 AM

I'm glad you caught the jizz of my post

11/20/2008 10:27:14 AM

I have to have the toilet paper on my right side

If the dispenser is on my left

I will rip off a big wad, enough for a full wiping

and place it on my right

then wipe from there as if it came from the right all along

11/20/2008 10:30:32 AM

fields have doormats?

11/20/2008 10:30:36 AM

your mom's a doormat!

11/20/2008 10:30:56 AM

Quote :

"DOG SHIT FIELD"

11/20/2008 10:31:20 AM

Whenever I eat bread...whether it's a sandwich slice, roll, croissant, whatever....I always eat the outside "crust" and then eat the inside.....ALWAYS.

And I still bite my nails.

11/20/2008 10:41:02 AM