Oh it's so damn dirty, crowded, cow/buffalo, stray dogs are on the roads to bite walkers and people DON'T follow traffic rules at all driving. People keep going if there is red light unless there is a cop there to give ticket. It smells like someone just took a shit all over. I got the shits even after drinking the bottled water. Now when I get back to US I will not bitch about little customer service and I can't wait to get back I miss my AMERICA

11/20/2008 11:25:40 AM

BLGITOUT SON

11/20/2008 11:28:10 AM

but does your america miss YOU?

11/20/2008 11:28:27 AM

$5 says you do, in fact, still bitch when you return.

11/20/2008 11:30:18 AM

i hear you can get some pretty good bottles of camel piss over there. they love that shit...err I mean pee.

11/20/2008 11:30:40 AM

11/20/2008 11:33:32 AM

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"$5 says you do, in fact, still bitch when you return."

ahahaha

11/20/2008 11:35:10 AM

These mother fuckers keep honking the horn like someone will get out of their way by flying off the street. Every one second some asshole honks and wakes me up. It's like construction workers in US waking whole apartment up at 6am to pick one guy.

I MISS AMERICA

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11/21/2008 2:00:10 AM

Are you bitching?

Quit your bitching.

11/21/2008 2:05:42 AM

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"I MISS AMERICA"

[Edited on November 21, 2008 at 2:13 AM. Reason : .]

11/21/2008 2:13:13 AM

are there any hot bitches over there?

11/21/2008 2:15:10 AM

11/21/2008 3:37:22 AM

AMERICA FTMFW!!

11/21/2008 5:50:27 AM

you've been over there too long, you've already picked up their broken english

11/21/2008 8:07:29 AM

11/21/2008 8:41:50 AM

Are you using toilet paper over there?

Where are you? It's a big fucking country, I have some friends (whose parents are) from over there and don't describe their homeland the way you do.

11/21/2008 8:53:53 AM

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"are there any hot bitches over there?"

Once in a blue moon but usually they are fugly like the Patel bitches in US.

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"Are you using toilet paper over there? Where are you? It's a big fucking country, I have some friends (whose parents are) from over there and don't describe their homeland the way you do."

Yes in my hotel they got toilet paper but most Indians wash their ass with hand and mug of water. I m in New Delhi and your friend's parents are fooling just another American . Don't trust a thing they say about India being clean and good. There are NO RULES here, shit at least some TYRONS are ghetto in US and I can just move to CARY to solve that issue.

11/21/2008 8:58:53 AM

I heard about the hand and water thing, but I know that's just a cultural difference. Their asses are probably cleaner than ours, but their hands... probably not.

I dunno, I know this girl who has been to Kerala a few times - and one of my neighbors at state was from there. I think New Delhi is just... big and crazy. I'm not saying it is all that nice, but not everywhere is like New Delhi.

[Edited on November 21, 2008 at 9:08 AM. Reason : ]

11/21/2008 9:03:11 AM

quit yer bitchin

if you have no appreciation for anything there, then you're completely missing out on what could be an amazing experience.

yes, it smells like shit everywhere, and it's noisy. but why the fuck should the driving bother you...you aren't driving yourself, right?

yes, india is the biggest clusterfuck in the universe.

but it also has some amazing food, history, art, and culture. don't be a lame american...find something to enjoy about your experience while you still can.

11/21/2008 9:28:45 AM

I will take some pictures to describe my misery. Tyrons will be my best friend's from now on even if they provide bad customer service. Indian food tastes damn delicious but it gave me the shits.

[Edited on November 21, 2008 at 9:47 AM. Reason : .]

11/21/2008 9:46:54 AM

did you get a chance to go to connaught place?

11/21/2008 10:06:15 AM

Not yet.

There are only few decent places which are not so damn crowded with begars and orphan kids eating from trash on the streets. Surprisingly they got BMW and Honda Accord in India . I wouldn't buy an expensive car in India because people don't follow any traffic rules and RED light is a joke. In India they say if you can save your car then good or stay at home.

11/21/2008 10:58:52 AM

Dude if you can drive in India you can drive anywhere

11/21/2008 11:01:56 AM

Amurrica

11/21/2008 11:21:04 AM

Quick Opinions on Your Bitching

1) You should have brought a water pump and filter. That's your own fault. Bottled water over there isn't 100% safe because they can get a way with just filling it up with regular old water and resealing it. Don't eat fresh vegetables that have noticeably been washed, it only takes a little water to upset your stomach.

2) Enjoy the differences while you're there because even though it's complete new, you may never experience anything like it again.

3) If you want transportation for yourself, get a motorcycle. Small and easy to maneuver through narrow streets and piles of rickshaws.

4) There are a bunch of places you can go and sight see in Delhi, but make sure you check out the Baha'i Temple, aka Lotus Temple. It absolute beautiful and the services are really interesting.

5) If you aren't already, haggle, haggle, haggle. You can pretty much get anything for any price if you have the time to sit there and argue.

6) Don't let your rickshaw driver take you to a market or shop you don't want to go to. They get paid to bring tourists there and even some people off the street will try to get you to go.

7) Have fun and if you want to feel american, go to the fancy mall (don't know what it's called) and connaught place has a McDonald's, TGI Friday's, and some other American shops, but McD's is must just to say you eat it over there.

11/21/2008 11:46:21 AM

11/21/2008 11:48:03 AM

"punisher" is a straight-up pussy.

fuck this kid, and fuck his blog.

what a bitch.

11/21/2008 11:51:04 AM

you've been over there too long, you've already picked up their broken english

11/21/2008 11:57:20 AM

The clown who posted this thread is actually an Indian by race atleast.....

11/21/2008 12:08:12 PM

Some crackers came to India on same flight and I asked why they were coming. They said "Oh we don't know I think it's cool to wash in river in front of everyone with cows". lol the dumb cracker could have gone to the beach in the US

11/21/2008 12:28:29 PM

yes, because we're all dumb crackers

11/21/2008 12:33:29 PM

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"$5 says you do, in fact, still bitch when you return."

11/21/2008 12:35:13 PM

i smell troll.

or it could be the smell of curry.

11/21/2008 12:35:19 PM

11/21/2008 12:35:21 PM

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"or it could be the smell of curry."

gargs?

11/21/2008 12:58:44 PM

Mother fuckers

I smell armpits here 24/7 and most people here haven't heard of deodrant

Icing on the cake is the stray dogs and cows on the street who will attack you for no reason. I went for a walk last night to see outside and fucking 4 dogs tried to take a bite out of my ass. Even the ghettos of America are candy land compared to this. There you only have to watchout for Tyron but here fucking animals won't leave you alone.

11/21/2008 12:58:45 PM

Holy shit! Real poverty in a developing nation?! Quit yer bitching.

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"I'm not saying it is all that nice, but not everywhere is like New Delhi."

New Delhi is basically a European city built by the British. Old Delhi is a densely crowded clusterfuck from the middle ages. The difference is really a surprise if you ever check it out.

11/21/2008 1:26:41 PM

i thought this thread was about returns at kmart

11/21/2008 1:48:05 PM

11/21/2008 2:17:57 PM

I still want to go there.

11/21/2008 2:19:09 PM

NO

And Indians love white pussy they would put a dick in any hole you got and even make some more . You will go back to America a slut WOOT.

11/21/2008 5:43:31 PM

Also, in India they get electricity only 6 hours out of the day but I m glad I m staying in hotel with generators

11/21/2008 5:54:53 PM

does it really smell like curry there?

11/21/2008 5:58:02 PM

It smells sweaty all the damn time and these people DO NOT use deodorant. Everyone wants to hug you for some strange reason

11/21/2008 6:25:15 PM

i wonder whose alias this is.

the user registered their account with arvinda.ahuja@yahoo.com and is posting from Mumbai right now.

11/21/2008 6:38:53 PM

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"There you only have to watchout for Tyron"

fucking moron

11/21/2008 6:43:03 PM

ha, i wondered what he meant by that, but now that terpball responded, i figured it had to be race related.

11/21/2008 6:44:41 PM

lol

11/21/2008 6:51:03 PM

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"ha, i wondered what he meant by that, but now that terpball responded, i figured it had to be race related."

My cockasian friend is Tyron he's mixed and again I m not a fucking racist. I love me some black people now AT LEAST THEY KNOW HOW TO USE DEODORANT.

11/21/2008 10:53:47 PM

India is trying to become America by making really nice looking malls and huge restaurants but the roads still suck. On one side you got million dollar restaurant and on other side you got poverty. I hate begars coming up to my rental car anytime I have to stop. Highway speed is 55 kmph which I think is like 35 mph in US cars. Traffic rules are ignored all over and red light is a joke so you can't go even at Indian speed because some asshole will get in front of you to cross the road. A lot of T Bones happen here almost.

11/22/2008 8:14:57 AM