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Mr. Joshua
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1) Let me get really really obese.

2) Let me put a chain around your neck.

3) Wear this:


Occasionally I will say things like "Bring me Solo and the Wookie" or just simply "Ho ho ho ho".

11/21/2008 5:11:11 PM

drunknloaded
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should be pretty easy imo

[Edited on November 21, 2008 at 5:11 PM. Reason : .]

11/21/2008 5:11:50 PM

Mulva
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cue comments like "I wouldn't hit it", "that's a man", etc

11/21/2008 5:12:25 PM

chembob
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Mr. Joshua --> Mr. Jabba



[Edited on November 21, 2008 at 5:16 PM. Reason : Can I be Han?]

11/21/2008 5:13:41 PM

DivaBaby19
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I made you a thread and chembob ruined it

[Edited on November 21, 2008 at 5:14 PM. Reason : just like he did to this one]

11/21/2008 5:13:53 PM

Mr. Joshua
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If you approve, I may also encase your most recent ex-boyfriend in carbonite and put him on my wall.

11/21/2008 5:13:57 PM

EMCE
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chembob is just a big jerk

11/21/2008 5:15:43 PM

chembob
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11/21/2008 5:15:44 PM

LivinProof78
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11/21/2008 5:30:51 PM

DeltaBeta
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Mr. Joshua also wants a wife with a very large penis.

11/21/2008 5:40:05 PM

Mr. Joshua
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No takers?

1/6/2009 4:42:59 PM

DivaBaby19
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I would if I could

1/6/2009 4:44:22 PM

Mr. Joshua
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?

1/6/2009 4:45:25 PM

DivaBaby19
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I don't like the shoes she is wearing

1/6/2009 4:46:20 PM

LivinProof78
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i would wear them

1/6/2009 5:37:18 PM

Jen
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If you order a bride online can you put those terms in your contract?

1/6/2009 5:37:48 PM

Ronny
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Of course.

Bitches love money.

1/6/2009 5:38:30 PM

Tiberius
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Quote :
"METAL BIKINI"

1/6/2009 5:38:54 PM

ThePeter
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http://raleigh.craigslist.com

1/6/2009 5:45:57 PM

Mr Grace
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ability to cover up black eyes with makeup

1/6/2009 6:10:44 PM

Mr Grace
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i would like to retract my statement above accusing mr. joshua of being a wife beater

i had him confused with joshstone

1/6/2009 7:34:11 PM

Mr. Joshua
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Well, I'm not not a wife beater.

1/7/2009 9:21:11 AM

DivaBaby19
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They just look like prom shoes from 1998

Otherwise, we could sign the contracts Mr Joshua.

1/7/2009 9:26:54 AM

Snewf
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you've gotta shave a cat and let it roam around you

and eat live shrimps from a jar

1/7/2009 9:27:07 AM

Mr. Joshua
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I'm down. What do I use for my rancor?

1/7/2009 9:30:15 AM

DivaBaby19
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We can have parties and invite people over. One screw up and they can go entertain our pet rancor.

1/7/2009 9:31:46 AM

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