1) Let me get really really obese.2) Let me put a chain around your neck.3) Wear this:Occasionally I will say things like "Bring me Solo and the Wookie" or just simply "Ho ho ho ho".
11/21/2008 5:11:11 PM
should be pretty easy imo[Edited on November 21, 2008 at 5:11 PM. Reason : .]
11/21/2008 5:11:50 PM
cue comments like "I wouldn't hit it", "that's a man", etc
11/21/2008 5:12:25 PM
Mr. Joshua --> Mr. Jabba[Edited on November 21, 2008 at 5:16 PM. Reason : Can I be Han?]
11/21/2008 5:13:41 PM
I made you a thread and chembob ruined it [Edited on November 21, 2008 at 5:14 PM. Reason : just like he did to this one]
11/21/2008 5:13:53 PM
If you approve, I may also encase your most recent ex-boyfriend in carbonite and put him on my wall.
11/21/2008 5:13:57 PM
chembob is just a big jerk
11/21/2008 5:15:43 PM
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11/21/2008 5:30:51 PM
Mr. Joshua also wants a wife with a very large penis.
11/21/2008 5:40:05 PM
No takers?
1/6/2009 4:42:59 PM
I would if I could
1/6/2009 4:44:22 PM
?
1/6/2009 4:45:25 PM
I don't like the shoes she is wearing
1/6/2009 4:46:20 PM
i would wear them
1/6/2009 5:37:18 PM
If you order a bride online can you put those terms in your contract?
1/6/2009 5:37:48 PM
Of course.Bitches love money.
1/6/2009 5:38:30 PM
1/6/2009 5:38:54 PM
http://raleigh.craigslist.com
1/6/2009 5:45:57 PM
ability to cover up black eyes with makeup
1/6/2009 6:10:44 PM
i would like to retract my statement above accusing mr. joshua of being a wife beateri had him confused with joshstone
1/6/2009 7:34:11 PM
Well, I'm not not a wife beater.
1/7/2009 9:21:11 AM
They just look like prom shoes from 1998 Otherwise, we could sign the contracts Mr Joshua.
1/7/2009 9:26:54 AM
you've gotta shave a cat and let it roam around youand eat live shrimps from a jar
1/7/2009 9:27:07 AM
I'm down. What do I use for my rancor?
1/7/2009 9:30:15 AM
We can have parties and invite people over. One screw up and they can go entertain our pet rancor.
1/7/2009 9:31:46 AM