http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/4014605/

Quote :

"Fuquay-Varina, N.C. — Authorities arrested a man whom bystanders say they hit with a frozen turkey when he carjacked a woman's sedan outside a Fuquay-Varina grocery store Sunday. The man stole money from a BP gas station at Ten-Ten Road and US. Highway 401 shortly before noon, Garner police said. He then crossed Ten-Ten to the parking lot of a Harris Teeter store and approached a woman loading groceries in her car. Witnesses told police that the man started beating the woman in the face, trying to get her keys. “The lady was being beaten on the ground. She was lying on the ground and the guy was on top of her physically hitting her,” shopper Randy Owens said. Bystanders intervened and hit the man in the head with a frozen turkey that the woman bought, police said. “I was just grocery shopping, like any other day, and I happened to come out and I saw all this chaos that just had happened,” shopper Leanne Sweet said. The man managed to get into the woman's 2001 Nissan Maxima and hit five other cars while escaping from the parking lot, officers said. Officers found Fred Ervin, 30, in the woman's car, Fuquay-Varina police said. Ervin was taken to a local hospital to be treated for a serious head wound. When he is released, police said Ervin will face multiple charges for the carjacking and larceny. The carjacker was bleeding profusely from the head and neck, police said. The Wake County Sheriff's Office and Garner and Fuquay-Varina police departments responded to the incident. The BP is in Garner town limits, and the Harris Teeter is in Fuquay-Varina."

ahahahaha

11/23/2008 5:47:51 PM

nice.

11/23/2008 5:49:26 PM

ha those things are like fucking cinderblocks

I picked up a 22 pounder today and was thinking I could of easily killed the checkout girl with it if I wanted to

11/23/2008 5:49:30 PM

I thought this was a Str8BacardiL wral thread.

11/23/2008 5:50:15 PM

nah, i saw it during the wral news break on fox and had to post it

11/23/2008 5:52:08 PM

haha i saw the same thing and thought about making this thread

11/23/2008 5:52:32 PM

i, too, am watching football and i, too, thought about masking this thread

11/23/2008 5:54:03 PM

the best thing i've seen so far during this game.

i'm so tired of watching the fucking panthers every sunday.

11/23/2008 5:55:04 PM

for once, bystanders did something!

11/23/2008 5:55:53 PM

^seriously.

this reminds me of the time i tackled this black kid from behind after he rear ended someone and got out and tried to run.

man that felt good.

turned out the car was stolen that they used to hit the persons car.

11/23/2008 5:58:49 PM

YOU COULD SAY

THE WOULD-BE ROBBER

FOWLED OUT OF THAT GAME

11/23/2008 5:59:12 PM

or you could say the bystander wasnt a chicken

11/23/2008 6:01:59 PM

YOU COULD SAY

THE WOULD-BE ROBBER

WAS QUITE A TURKEY

11/23/2008 6:03:23 PM

ahaha, wow. Glad a bystander did something.

11/23/2008 6:58:06 PM

i'd hit it


WITH A GODDAMN FROZEN TURKEY

11/23/2008 7:00:40 PM

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

11/23/2008 7:01:16 PM

lol

11/23/2008 7:01:33 PM

very nice.

11/23/2008 7:03:03 PM

but imagine the mace is a frozen turkey

fuck i need to get some photoshop

11/23/2008 7:12:20 PM

sounds like the guy got what he deserved.

11/23/2008 7:19:19 PM

^^walk softly, carry a big turkey?

11/24/2008 1:53:38 AM

You just got turkeyed motherfucker!

11/24/2008 1:55:51 AM

lol, that dude is gonna sound tough in prison

"yo, you the pussy that got beat down with a turkey?"

"yeah"

"you my bitch now lol"

LOL.

11/24/2008 9:01:08 PM

Yes, this sounds like a North Carolina happening.

11/24/2008 9:01:45 PM

this has officially made news in upstate new york

11/24/2008 9:05:32 PM

They should have smashed his balls with the turkey so he can't reproduce.

11/24/2008 9:05:51 PM

Bawhawhaw he'll be getting hit with a lot of meat in prison.

11/24/2008 10:00:34 PM

frozen turkeys are one of the best weapons for fighting zombies in close quarters



true story yo

11/24/2008 10:02:25 PM

It's in the "Zombie Survival Guide".

11/24/2008 10:03:10 PM

frozen turkeys are one of the best objects for sliding down a grocery store aisle at stacks of cereal boxes

11/24/2008 10:03:41 PM

Quote :

"nah, i saw it during the wral news break on fox and had to post it"

EVERY TIME NC IS ON THE NATIONAL NEWS.......

11/24/2008 10:37:00 PM

it was local news, but ok

11/24/2008 10:37:55 PM

^^ At least this time it made us look good.

11/24/2008 10:59:42 PM

Quote :

" The carjacker was bleeding profusely from the head and neck, police said."

2 pts

11/24/2008 11:06:46 PM