11/23/2008 9:50:38 PM

Right. Better teeth.

11/23/2008 9:50:59 PM

haha this shit kills me

11/23/2008 9:52:15 PM

Would fucking it/her be considered a threesome?

11/23/2008 9:54:44 PM

i'm kinda freaking out

[Edited on November 23, 2008 at 9:55 PM. Reason : but i WOULD hit it]

11/23/2008 9:54:59 PM

i wonder if they share a snatch

11/23/2008 9:55:11 PM

if they don't share a snatch i bet they struggle not to piss on each other.

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11/23/2008 9:56:02 PM

there's two brains with two personalities and two birth certificates, so yeah, i'd say threesome

[Edited on November 23, 2008 at 9:56 PM. Reason : pretty sure only one vagina]

11/23/2008 9:56:07 PM

im really not seeing the benefits of two heads

because that is twice the bitching with half the tits

11/23/2008 9:56:13 PM

thats a good question....two heads=two brains=seperate people. I happend to see this on TV tonight and the right head controls the right side and left controls left. So I would say yes a threesome

11/23/2008 9:57:08 PM

I'd hit it, just to say I hit it.

11/23/2008 9:57:33 PM

decent shop.

11/23/2008 9:57:46 PM

why thank you skeeter, the more you know

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11/23/2008 9:57:51 PM

^^not a shop real life

[Edited on November 23, 2008 at 9:58 PM. Reason : ^]

11/23/2008 9:58:09 PM

11/23/2008 9:58:46 PM

you are welcome

11/23/2008 9:58:46 PM

Quote :

"They both successfully passed their driver's license exam, both the written and driving tests. They had to take the tests twice, once for each twin. Abby controls the pedals, radio, heat, defogger etc., Brittany controls the turn signal and lights and together they control the steering wheel. They also want to visit the UK, so they can both have a chance to use their opposite controls."

11/23/2008 10:03:02 PM

how do they not cheat on tests? blind fold?

11/23/2008 10:04:11 PM

Some classes they are allowed to take the tests together meaning they only get 1 test, others they take separate tests and the teacher said they always had dif answers, but fuck you know they help each other out.

[Edited on November 23, 2008 at 10:06 PM. Reason : take test together no pun]

11/23/2008 10:06:08 PM

I saw the episode in which they practiced for their driver test(s). Scary shit.

Those girls are pretty impressive. That must be quite the challenge.

11/23/2008 10:06:19 PM

Quote :

"They also want to visit the UK, so they can both have a chance to use their opposite controls.""

That's fucking 10/10

11/23/2008 10:08:01 PM

Quote :

" * 2 heads * 2 completely separate spinal cords * 2 spines with ribs bridging the two columns * 2 arms (originally 3, but rudimentary central arm was surgically removed, leaving central shoulder blade in place) * 1 broad ribcage, with surgery to correct scoliosis and expand the pleural cavities * 2 breasts * 2 highly fused sternums, traces of bridging ribs * 4 lungs (medial lungs moderately fused, not involving Brittany's upper right lobe); three pleural cavities * 1 diaphragm with well-coordinated involuntary breathing, slight central defect * 2 hearts in a shared circulatory system (nutrition, respiration, medicine taken by either affects both) * 2 stomachs * 2 gallbladders * 1 liver, enlarged and elongated right lobe * Y-shaped small intestine which experiences a slightly spastic double peristalsis at the juncture * 1 large intestine with one colon * 2 left kidneys, 1 right kidney * 1 bladder * 1 set of reproductive organs * 2 separate half-sacrums, which converge distally * 1 slightly broad pelvis * 2 legs "

11/23/2008 10:13:54 PM

Quote :

"im really not seeing the benefits of two heads because that is twice the bitching with half the tits"

11/23/2008 10:15:29 PM

what show is this and what channel does it come on? this is some fascinating shit.

they could make billions in the porn industry.

11/23/2008 10:17:10 PM

i wanna shoot a 2-headed deer

that would be baller as fuck hanging on my wall

11/23/2008 10:17:21 PM

I wana say it was TLC or discovery health

[Edited on November 23, 2008 at 10:18 PM. Reason : .]

11/23/2008 10:18:06 PM

wonder if they both feel the need to shit at the same time.

who controls pushing it out?

i need to know this

11/23/2008 10:20:47 PM

Added benefit, they share a liver...

only have to buy drinks for one of them to get them both drunk enough to go for the 3some...

11/23/2008 10:24:16 PM

10/10 thread would shamefully laugh again

11/23/2008 10:56:31 PM

I always wondered what happened to them.

11/23/2008 11:10:33 PM

i think the left's more in control... so left.

11/23/2008 11:11:28 PM

Quote :

"1 set of reproductive organs"

11/23/2008 11:34:02 PM

They have 2 hearts, but do they share a circulatory system? If one of their hearts fails, would they survive?

11/24/2008 12:18:42 AM

Quote :

"2 hearts in a shared circulatory system "

How did you miss that?

11/24/2008 12:25:04 AM

What about the second part of the question

11/24/2008 12:26:36 AM

One set of reproductive organs is freaking me out. It can only belong to one of them, right? Because the eggs contained/released would only have one of their DNA. So do they know which one it belongs to? The logistics of a potential pregnancy are mind boggling. And is it really a threesome when there's only one vagina?

11/24/2008 12:27:47 AM

Fine. 2½-way.

11/24/2008 12:28:38 AM

they're pretty much just identical twins that didn't split all the way, so they have the same DNA.

11/24/2008 12:29:14 AM

conjoined twins almost always have the same dna- same cells just didnt fully separate into two distinct blobs of cells like identical twins

[Edited on November 24, 2008 at 12:30 AM. Reason : ^]

11/24/2008 12:29:58 AM

Also, would they share the same boyfriend/husband? Seems it would be weird to have a technically monogamous relationship but have to share your wife's vagina with another dude. Or does one of them not even feel anything there?

And if they work at a mcdonalds or something, do they have to pay them double minimum wage?

11/24/2008 12:30:53 AM

with the money they're making off the show, they won't need to work at a fucking mcdonalds

and they could just write a book or something and probably live comfortably off that.

11/24/2008 12:32:09 AM

They could also have a million dollar future in porn.

11/28/2008 5:55:56 PM

^^they don't have a show


they just made like a one hour documentary special about their lives that they play over and over again on TLC and Discovery Health

11/28/2008 5:58:40 PM

Those/that two girls were on discovery like a few years prior.

Nice to see they have boobs now

11/28/2008 6:00:20 PM

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

11/28/2008 6:03:11 PM

Quote :

"Nice to see they have boobs now"

If only they had 3 or 4 boobies... that would be just amazing.

11/28/2008 6:13:33 PM

talk about 2 girls 1 cup

also,

Quote :

"* 2 stomachs * Y-shaped small intestine which experiences a slightly spastic double peristalsis at the juncture * 1 large intestine with one colon * 1 bladder"

that's crazy amazing

11/28/2008 6:17:22 PM