pacman, ive never beaten the first level


i mean, "arcade games at which you absolutely suck"

[Edited on November 24, 2008 at 10:14 PM. Reason : ]

11/24/2008 10:05:07 PM

that one where you roll the bowling ball or whatever variation

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11/24/2008 10:05:48 PM

skiball

[Edited on November 24, 2008 at 10:06 PM. Reason : or is it skeeball?]

11/24/2008 10:06:06 PM

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

11/24/2008 10:06:38 PM

u went with an IRL game

thats ok

11/24/2008 10:06:46 PM

street fighter
the little kids always kick my ass

and that horrible claw/crane machine

11/24/2008 10:07:18 PM

zelda

11/24/2008 10:07:33 PM

Time Crisis

I always get sucked in by sweet graphics and a cool looking gun

But I only get to play for like 30 seconds before that "Continue? 10...9...8...7" screen comes up

11/24/2008 10:08:39 PM

There's something about how most fighting games are supposed to work that I just don't get. I can play the button mashers but ones like virtua fighter elude me.

11/24/2008 10:09:53 PM

The crane machine is easy to outwit. You just have to watch 20-22 people play and find out how often the machine gives out a prize.

11/24/2008 10:10:56 PM

i have no clue what im doing when i play street fighter, but i love it and random buttons works sometimes

as long as you press them 45 buttons/sec...occasionally i can figure out what a button does and i just repeat (Dhalsim sucker bitch punch from 15 feet away ftw)

11/24/2008 10:11:19 PM

house of the dead is way harder

11/24/2008 10:11:41 PM

Button masher, eh? That's a decent strategy.

11/24/2008 10:11:47 PM

pacman and all variations of it

11/24/2008 10:12:21 PM

for mortal kombat, i only really remember back back B or something is the Scorpion spear GET OVER HERE move

11/24/2008 10:12:44 PM

I think Adventure Landing recouped their investment after I beat House of the Dead 4.

11/24/2008 10:14:09 PM

For mortal combat I'd always buy the cheat code book and try to memorize all the fatalities

but then when it came time to perform them, id always spaz and fuck it up

11/24/2008 10:14:18 PM

motherfucker used a C in mortal "c"ombat

11/24/2008 10:14:45 PM

I do well at claw machines, but I only play them when I see something that looks like it's in a position where I can grab it. It has to be almost the size of the inside of the claw and sitting freely on top of the other stuff to even have a chance.

11/24/2008 10:15:23 PM

Primal Rage was the most underrated fighting game

Killer Instinct was a close second

11/24/2008 10:15:39 PM

the claw thing i never played because the gold watch was always too friction-less to be grabbed

i dont really care about the purple chick hatching out of an egg, even though it was a sure-get

11/24/2008 10:16:21 PM

ahahaha i used to annoy the fuck outta people constantly doing the "GET OVER HERE" before they could move

^^holy shit, I remember Primal Rage . . . farts of doom

[Edited on November 24, 2008 at 10:17 PM. Reason : .]

11/24/2008 10:16:50 PM

what was the fighting game with the black guy with the fro who fought like a break dancer? i think his name was eddie

11/24/2008 10:17:20 PM

was that the Dreamcast boxing game?

11/24/2008 10:17:42 PM

When talking about mortal kombat, you dont just have to use k's in kombat but in all words where a C would normally be. Even the kopywright information on the arkade kabnit follows this rule.

11/24/2008 10:17:47 PM

^^ no it was tekken 3 and beyond

11/24/2008 10:18:21 PM

i could never beat super macho man in punchout

11/24/2008 10:18:25 PM

Ready 2 Rumble?

11/24/2008 10:18:36 PM

i didn't typically play the actual video games in an arcade. i did the physical stuff like pinball or shooting hoops or skeeball or MAYBE the racing cars or shooting at a screen with a gun

dude Slave, my arms were tired as fuck at ESPN Zone after shooting basketball

11/24/2008 10:20:17 PM

Q-Bert

11/24/2008 10:21:14 PM

my wife is awesome at house of the dead even though it seems to scare her and she actually screams or ducks sometimes.

11/24/2008 10:22:17 PM

i actually really liked the ninja turtles game

where you get to the orange room and Shredder takes April O'Neill...she does that "aahh Help muuuuuueeehhh" like a retard

then you have to avoid the Rock Steady terry tate charge

11/24/2008 10:22:47 PM

the golf game you always see in bars. I'm *terrible*.

11/24/2008 10:23:40 PM

as a matter of fact i just tried playing q-bert again

and the very first thing i did was accidentally jump off the back of the pyramid

i like it when he gets hit in the head and cusses, tho

http://www.gamingdelight.com/games/qbert.php

11/24/2008 10:24:11 PM

i liked the bowling version of that input-interface better

11/24/2008 10:24:18 PM

haha what was rock steady's partner's name? i think it was a hippo or something.

11/24/2008 10:25:07 PM

beebop

11/24/2008 10:25:33 PM

beebop

11/24/2008 10:25:34 PM

^,^^ harmonizing

11/24/2008 10:26:21 PM

i woulda won if it wont for flood control

11/24/2008 10:26:49 PM

when i was a kid it was more entralling to be moving around and shit than to be trying to actually pop planes and shit

11/24/2008 10:27:12 PM

frogger

11/24/2008 10:27:48 PM

Dragon's Liar


impossible shit

11/24/2008 10:29:28 PM

ha yeah that basketball game was fucking draining

I think I remember beasting you at that hockey game

and you might have got me at soccer

11/24/2008 10:29:32 PM

was it a hippo?

11/24/2008 10:29:42 PM

the hockey game were were kinda neck and neck, i still dont know the purpose of that one. you just hit the puck at a wall that doesnt have a moving goalie or anything

i wish those fags weren't hogging the baseball pitch one though, woulda been fun

they need a virtual driving range thing like golf stores have



Rock Steady was like a Rhino

BeeBop was like a Hog



[Edited on November 24, 2008 at 10:32 PM. Reason : plz no hotlink?]

11/24/2008 10:31:08 PM

Oh yeah that hockey was lame now that you mention it

I think I was better at the mini basketball game

The real one I was fatigued after 5 shots

11/24/2008 10:32:56 PM

^^^ no he's a boar

[Edited on November 24, 2008 at 10:33 PM. Reason : d]

11/24/2008 10:32:58 PM

he's a SWINE then

is that right

[Edited on November 24, 2008 at 10:33 PM. Reason : ]

11/24/2008 10:33:16 PM

Quote :

"Dragon's Liar impossible shit"

had that game on PC when i was little and didn't have the first clue how to play it. For me that game consisted solely of clicking start and watching a guy run into a hallway and have a bunch of rocks fall on him.

11/24/2008 10:33:40 PM