11/25/2008 8:50:28 AM
lemme get one
11/25/2008 8:50:58 AM
ew....Now you're gonna have raw turkey juice on those sauce bottles and other stuff. (unless that packaging is completely intact and thoroughly washed...)
11/25/2008 9:10:04 AM
11/25/2008 9:11:28 AM
you might want to consider shitting in a toilet rather than putting it in turkey packaging and sticking it in the fridge.
11/25/2008 9:12:32 AM
frozen poo
11/25/2008 9:18:34 AM
huge turkeys ftlsmall, frying-size turkeys ftw
11/25/2008 9:46:28 AM
DNL will now show up at your house looking for food.
11/25/2008 9:49:01 AM
It took a second glance before I realized it was a mini-fridge. At first I thought it was full-size with three 30-something pound turkeys..
11/25/2008 9:54:18 AM
^^haha, that's quite a trip[Edited on November 25, 2008 at 9:54 AM. Reason : slow]
11/25/2008 9:54:24 AM
^^ aha, yeah no way. These turkeys are only about 15 pounds each.
11/25/2008 5:53:59 PM
do you plan to eat that turkey through your mouth or butthole?
11/25/2008 6:00:07 PM
i have the inverse of this problem.
11/25/2008 6:21:27 PM
^^ Preferably the mouth.
11/25/2008 6:29:09 PM
You should do what Martha Stewart does and just sit on it. That way the intestines have a chance to break it down before going to the stomach!
11/25/2008 6:34:33 PM
MARTHA STEWART AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME Except for her own multi-million dollar company
11/25/2008 11:23:17 PM
why do you have 3? ha someone already asked this? if so, oops.
11/25/2008 11:24:31 PM
We're doing a Thanksgiving dinner for 35 people.
11/25/2008 11:28:22 PM
oh wow. that is a lot of people !!!!
11/25/2008 11:29:04 PM
Yeah I'll probably shoot everyone by the end of it
11/25/2008 11:29:34 PM
make it 36. i can`t go to canada, but i can still go to japan
11/25/2008 11:30:43 PM
lol why can't you go to Canada?
11/25/2008 11:31:22 PM