Based on mine and jh51085's research, we have concluded that the Detroit Lions will indeed make the playoffs (based on prediction). The Lions are set to win their next 5 with no questions (Ten, Min, Ind, NO and GB). What we did was look at the past 31 1/2 seasons and based on our predictions; they will win and go to the playoffs. We feel that Calvin Johnson is hurting the team and have asked for him to be benched, and Culpepper to step up to be the dominant qb he is and masturbate the ball down field in every way possible (based on prediction). You guys know damn well the Lions are going to run/pass/shit all over their opponents in the next 5 weeks, so if any of you renobs dont agree, well fuck you (based on prediction)! They have been good this season and I guarantee for the Super bowl (based on prediction, Bryant Gumbel and 31 1/2 years of research jh51085 and myself have also expressed the prediction to God Almighty and he agreed that there is no way that we are wrong so dont argue with us!

The season will end in one of the best ever for the Lions, and the schedule couldn’t be more of a cake walk (based on prediction).

God what a fuck nut


[Edited on November 25, 2008 at 1:34 PM. Reason : .]

11/25/2008 1:32:06 PM

How long did it take you to think this out

11/25/2008 1:33:28 PM

10/10

would read again

11/25/2008 1:33:43 PM

ahahahah

11/25/2008 1:34:01 PM

uhh about 5 min, just let it roll off the head

11/25/2008 1:34:21 PM

i like your use of facts

11/25/2008 1:41:25 PM

I don't know, they might lose one of those.

[Edited on November 25, 2008 at 1:47 PM. Reason : .]

11/25/2008 1:47:09 PM

i predict they go 4-5 in their last 5 games

that means 4 out of 5, even though 99.9% of football fans read it as 4 wins and 5 losses

11/25/2008 1:48:23 PM

I read it as 4 wins and 5 ties

11/25/2008 1:49:42 PM

That is outrageous! We have looked up patterns and trends for the last century and the weather forecast for the past 2 years including the forecast for the next 5 games and there is no way they are going to lose... Dont make me put numbers on here dude...statistically its impossible and Im right. (lol)

11/25/2008 1:50:38 PM

if you moved this thread the others should be moved because they are just as bad

11/25/2008 1:52:58 PM

Im just stating facts bro (predictions)

lol the guy is a limp dick, I tried to find Devito playing the "Toll Troll" from Always Sunny but couldnt find it

11/25/2008 1:55:44 PM

well this is obviously a parody more so than the others.

11/25/2008 1:55:58 PM

LOL

[Edited on November 25, 2008 at 1:57 PM. Reason : LOL]

11/25/2008 1:56:21 PM

since this got move to Chit Chat...

This is making fun of the stupid shit jh51085 who is perverting our minds with his predictions

11/25/2008 1:57:49 PM

GO LIONS

11/25/2008 1:58:47 PM

I liked this thread, but the steelers thread needs to go then to, because that is like part 2 of the panther BS

11/25/2008 2:00:16 PM

Send this shit back.

11/25/2008 2:04:52 PM

they'll make the playoffs next season because they're going to get Matt Cassel from the Pats

11/25/2008 2:22:14 PM

Solid analysis.

11/25/2008 2:23:49 PM

well fuck you (based on prediction)!

11/25/2008 2:24:10 PM

The Detroit Lions are the BCS Busters!!!!!

11/25/2008 2:32:07 PM

Could the Florida Gators beat the Detroit Lions?

11/25/2008 2:38:11 PM

maybe

11/25/2008 2:40:30 PM

11/25/2008 3:09:17 PM

lol
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_search.aspx?type=posts&searchstring=&username=jh51085&usertype=match&sortby=date&sortorder=descending&page=1

11/25/2008 3:18:06 PM

fuck. (my predictions suck)

11/27/2008 10:53:20 PM

haha yea they were the suck today

[Edited on November 27, 2008 at 10:57 PM. Reason : epic timestamp]

11/27/2008 10:56:58 PM

GO LIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/28/2008 1:35:56 AM

aha great start to winning those 5 games

11/28/2008 11:26:27 AM

oh we back, especially if Cutler doesn't play on Sunday

11/5/2013 7:28:15 AM

Dude you are a lions fan....

11/5/2013 7:34:37 AM

Hell yeah I am

11/5/2013 8:25:04 AM

I predict LOTS of free burgers next week

11/5/2013 9:44:55 AM

BOOM

11/10/2013 4:03:54 PM

11/10/2013 4:42:31 PM

11/11/2013 1:27:52 PM

division is looking like its collapsing around them. i could see it happening

11/11/2013 3:37:40 PM

Good thing the Packers and Bears are continuing to shit the bed like the Lions.

11/25/2013 11:15:25 AM

luckily the Bears get to play the Vikings, Eagles, and Browns

11/25/2013 12:17:28 PM

11/28/2013 11:16:21 PM

12/4/2013 9:56:00 PM

12/9/2013 11:28:00 PM

Goddamit Romo

12/10/2013 12:08:10 AM

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

bears

12/16/2013 11:39:54 PM

huge win for the Bears

12/16/2013 11:41:08 PM

the NFC North might be just as bad as the East

12/16/2013 11:42:48 PM

because of the Vikings?

12/16/2013 11:47:37 PM

because both divisions suck from top to bottom

12/16/2013 11:50:28 PM

12/16/2013 11:54:19 PM