PLZ!

I know SOMEONE on here has to know how

11/25/2008 7:03:17 PM

Watch Jumpers

11/25/2008 7:04:03 PM

I lost the .txt file we bought last year. Sorry.

11/25/2008 7:04:28 PM

thx u

any helpful hints also will come in handy

11/25/2008 7:04:39 PM

11/25/2008 7:05:27 PM

All you have to do is fall into a black hole, however there are two schools of thought on what would happen to you as you fall beyond the event horizon.

One theory is the gravity will be much greater on your feet than your head and you'll get torn apart.

Another theory is that you won't notice anything and you'll be fine until you either exit the black hole or become compacted beyond all recognition.

The good and bad thing is that quantum mechanics tells us all of these options happen. You just have to hope you end up on the best possible outcome

11/25/2008 7:06:42 PM

I'm expecting a PM any minute now

Subject: yo

I got dat 190% teleportation ability

11/25/2008 7:06:51 PM

Why do you want to teleport?

11/25/2008 7:07:38 PM

Just read A Wrinkle in Time, yo!

11/25/2008 7:10:33 PM

Or drink Aenea's blood.

11/25/2008 7:13:46 PM

Quote :

"Why do you want to teleport?"

so I don't have to travel

I mean, the possibilities are endless

11/25/2008 10:44:11 PM

tell a 'Port whats on your mind son

11/25/2008 10:45:18 PM

What about extremely fast transportation? Would that satisfy you? I'm talking maglev trains going 4,000 mph.

11/25/2008 11:01:46 PM

that sounds good, as long as no bodily harm is done

11/25/2008 11:36:09 PM

It's not the speed that hurts, its the acceleration

11/25/2008 11:36:48 PM

11/26/2008 1:26:30 AM

this guy can teach you

11/26/2008 1:45:14 AM

Contact him^

11/26/2008 1:52:12 AM

I can teach you how to time travel

and using my method, if you time travel on the train you will teleport across town

11/26/2008 2:01:45 AM

^ok cool

11/26/2008 1:22:42 PM

bttt

11/29/2008 7:34:30 PM

see the +1 to teleport

11/29/2008 7:36:58 PM

ONE of you mo fo's is holdin out!!! FOR REAL

11/29/2008 7:50:08 PM

just for chillin

11/29/2008 7:50:24 PM

Quote :

"that sounds good, as long as no bodily harm is done "

No, no. Cost would be the main impediment. We have the technology to put a maglev tube from New York to London.

http://www.popsci.com/scitech/article/2004-04/trans-atlantic-maglev

11/29/2008 8:04:45 PM

SOMEONE TEACH ME HOW TO TELEPORT

12/9/2008 10:04:25 PM

first you must build a time machine and go into the future where teleportation technology exists.

until then, i can't help you.

12/10/2008 7:34:38 AM

lol

12/10/2008 8:22:07 AM

no

12/10/2008 8:24:15 AM

Paging Dr. Manhattan.

12/10/2008 8:39:12 AM