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hgtran
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You guys have a wonderful holiday season while I'm gone.

11/30/2008 10:39:47 PM

ALkatraz
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I knew a Vietnamese guy. His name was Thuy Van Tran. We called him Tim Tran. We joked around with by calling him NVA because he ate some birthday cake in the lounge before the birthday person ate theirs.

11/30/2008 10:44:04 PM

wolfpackgrrr
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I'm supposed to be going there Sunday but it doesn't look very likely right now

11/30/2008 10:58:28 PM

hgtran
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^let me know if you end up going

11/30/2008 11:00:25 PM

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Catch a few snakes for me.

11/30/2008 11:00:43 PM

hgtran
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^I'll eat some.

11/30/2008 11:25:43 PM

wolfpackgrrr
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All depends on if I can get my flight rerouted.

11/30/2008 11:30:42 PM

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CHARLIE'S IN THE BUSHES!11

11/30/2008 11:32:41 PM

Spike
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VIET FUCKING NAM!!

11/30/2008 11:36:38 PM

Apocalypse
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Let me know if you see this guy. He owes me rent.

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11/30/2008 11:39:59 PM

cddweller
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[queue FMJ pics here]

11/30/2008 11:40:24 PM

hgtran
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will post pics when I get there. It's goin to be a long plane ride. at least the weather will be nice when I get there, not the cold, rainy stuff we've been getting here in raleigh

12/1/2008 8:38:52 AM

wdprice3
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the war's over. stay home.

12/1/2008 8:44:00 AM

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I had a brief tour of my own back in Nam.

Damn gooks had us pinned down in a mortar crater, killed everyone in my squad... everyone. Everyone that is, besides Sarge, Statecole, and THAT FAT FUCK MAYHORN, give or take 100 FERRETS!!!

We stayed in that ditch for 4 months, eating dirt and ferret shit. Anywho, we were fuckin surrounded by Charlie, trying to keep a low profile, when all of a sudden, MAYHORN FARTS. GOOKS DIDNT LIKE THAT ONE BIT. squint eyed midgits tossed a grenade in our ditch, and my life flashed before my eyes. BUT DAMMIT, MAYHORN grabbed that grenade, AND SHOVED IT UP HIS ASS.

He GRUNTED and flexed his Ass muscles, and disarmed a live grenade inside his fucking rectum.

Next thing you know, Mayhorn reaches for his DAMN backpack, grabs two unlucky ferrets, and ties em together by their tails, and uses them as fuckin ferret nunchucks. HE looked at us and yelled "COVER ME, YA FAGGETS!!" as he rushed into the gooks, busting up their GOOK-faces with his ferret-nunchucks.

Well I tell ya, me and statecole had no ammo, so when Mayhorn said to cover him, we grabbed everything we could and started throwing it at Charlie. A canteen, socks, couple of ferrets, and a box of matches.

Mayhorn called us a bunch of Dickless Fairy Faggot Boys as he grunted and flexed his ass. We heard a loud snap as the body of a Gook (Its head up mayhorns ass) went limp. With all the gooks dead or dying, Mayhorn picks up the box of matches, strikes it against his DICK, and aims the match with his exposed asshole AS HE FARTS. THe flamethrower of ASS GAS INCINERATES HALF OF THE GODDAMN BAMBOO FOREST, and kills the rest of the gooks, ending the war.

Mayhorn got the medal of honor, but he sold it to buy beer for him and his FERRETS.

RIP MAYHORN

12/1/2008 9:43:33 AM

StateCole
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^DAMN STRAIGHT

RIP MAYHORN

and those god damned ferrets

GOD BLESS UHMERIKA

and mayhorn

and those damn ferrets

12/1/2008 9:46:51 AM

Apocalypse
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Try not to get your nose bit off by a Saigon whore.

Condolences,

12/1/2008 11:34:10 AM

DeltaBeta
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I hear Phnom Penh is just beautiful this time of year.

12/1/2008 11:36:31 AM

Mr. Joshua
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Not in Vietnam.

12/1/2008 11:50:14 AM

wolfpackgrrr
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lol pwn

I got my flight rescheduled so I'll be in Vietnam for about 10 days.

12/1/2008 7:24:41 PM

slingblade
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plz to help me find a video from deer hunter where the helicopter is flying in and fucking shit up. I want to imbed it in this thread because I believe it to be relevant.

12/1/2008 7:43:44 PM

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12/1/2008 7:52:36 PM

hgtran
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2 days later and I'm still in the US. First, the plane had some mechanical problem and I had to stay in Chicago for a night. Then, some guy on the plane had a stroke and they had to emergency landed in Alaska. I'm still in Alaska right now. Hopefully, my flight leaves in about 2 hours or so.

12/3/2008 11:54:55 AM

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Quote :
"Not in Vietnam."


THAT DOESN'T TAKE AWAY FROM ITS BEAUTY

^ That sucks. You weren't even in Alaska long enough to get to fuck Sarah Palin.

[Edited on December 3, 2008 at 11:57 AM. Reason : *]

12/3/2008 11:56:55 AM

hgtran
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^I did went out and got some nice king crab legs last night. It is like -15 degrees outside though.

12/3/2008 12:22:29 PM

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if you are in the southern part near cambodia say hi to my cousin dingdong for me

12/3/2008 12:27:42 PM

Scuba Steve
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Third Friend of Brasky: You know how Brasky served three tours in 'Nam?

Fourth Friend of Brasky: Uh-huh!

Third Friend of Brasky: Well, I'm in Corpus Christi on business a month ago, and I had this eight-foot tall Asian waiter.. which made me a little curious, so I asked him his name, and sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!

12/3/2008 12:31:17 PM

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damn, hope you had a coat


i thought aboutthat on my first trip to asia, in july.

lookin out the window at the f'n arctic, hopin we dont crash b/c im wearin flip flops, shorts and a t shirt

[Edited on December 3, 2008 at 12:33 PM. Reason : e]

12/3/2008 12:31:56 PM

hgtran
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^yea, I had a thin jacket, definitely wasn't enough for Alaskan weather.

12/3/2008 12:44:24 PM

Mr. Joshua
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Don't pull some Into the Wild shit on us.

12/3/2008 1:25:16 PM

JCE2011
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^^^^ BILL BRASKY

IM BACK

NOW TOP ME OFF YA BASTARDS

12/3/2008 11:50:19 PM

acraw
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quack quack quack du ma mai quack quack quack

12/3/2008 11:51:31 PM

GREEN JAY
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i bet they were walking around in shorts at -15. I saw some dude strollin around in a fucking tshirt when it was 20 degrees outside and snowing in vermont a couple weeks ago.

12/3/2008 11:52:52 PM

wolfpackgrrr
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^ I remember seeing the people pulling that crap up there.

12/4/2008 12:10:29 AM

hooksaw
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBdeCxJmcAo

12/4/2008 1:01:30 AM

slingblade
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DEER HUNTER NOT FULL METAL JACKET

12/4/2008 1:16:55 AM

wolfpackgrrr
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Am I going to have anal leakage if I eat salads and shit in Vietnam? I really want to but people keep telling me it's dangerous

12/4/2008 1:30:32 AM

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Go to Da Nang and jump in a mudhole while humming "The End"

12/4/2008 1:32:27 AM

hgtran
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^^you'll be fine, just take some antibiotic when you have diarrhea. Finally arrived in Saigon last night. Took me 4 days to go from Raleigh to Saigon.

12/4/2008 8:57:15 PM

Queef Sweat
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um... look out for charlie in the trees?

12/4/2008 9:02:33 PM

wolfpackgrrr
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Can you just pick up antibiotics at the pharmacy or something?

I don't want to attribute to super bacteria

12/4/2008 9:08:17 PM

hgtran
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^yea, just go to a pharmacy there and get some ciprofloxacin 500 mg. Take one everytime you get diarrhea.

12/5/2008 3:08:45 AM

FykalJpn
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that doesn't cause drug-resistance, nope

12/5/2008 3:11:12 AM

hgtran
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I'm sorry, but when you're getting diarrhea, drug resistance is probably the last thing on your mind.

12/5/2008 3:18:27 AM

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