I would like to die old in my sleep dreaming about beautiful scenery.[Edited on November 30, 2008 at 10:58 PM. Reason : do changed to to]
11/30/2008 10:53:58 PM
in my sleep.
11/30/2008 10:54:10 PM
shootout duh.I'm Big Business and i approved this message./]
11/30/2008 10:54:20 PM
when im old and useless, have NASA shoot me into a black hole
11/30/2008 10:55:31 PM
I would like do die old in my sleep dreaming about beautiful scenery.
11/30/2008 10:55:58 PM
like do dieI'm Big Business and i approved this message.
11/30/2008 10:56:36 PM
WIDE THE FUCK AWAKEi don't want to miss shit.
11/30/2008 10:56:44 PM
with someone i <3
11/30/2008 10:57:03 PM
heart attack while Im nappin' on the couch at like 79...fuck gettin' old and senile
11/30/2008 11:02:45 PM
11/30/2008 11:04:29 PM
peacefully in my sleep. not screaming like the passengers in my car]
11/30/2008 11:05:25 PM
guns blazing or in the middle of sex...
12/1/2008 12:24:56 AM
hopefully sometime soon. I want to die before i get super old. Plus i'm kinda pumped about seeing the nonexistence after life. Sucks that i'm probably going to die after i get super attached to other people like a wife and kids or somethingI'm Big Business and i approved this message.
12/1/2008 12:26:58 AM
in a blaze of fucking glory
12/1/2008 12:27:16 AM
Zombie Attack.
12/1/2008 12:29:18 AM
with a big cock in my hole... trembling from pleasure
12/1/2008 12:30:17 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBwVlsa7_gs
12/1/2008 12:32:17 AM
being lifted up by loveI'm Big Business and i approved this message.[Edited on December 1, 2008 at 12:33 AM. Reason : to where i belong]
12/1/2008 12:33:06 AM
starts about halfway through http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5UxTR9EOQA
12/1/2008 12:35:19 AM
in the apocalypse
12/1/2008 12:35:37 AM
taking out as many innocent people as possible
12/1/2008 12:43:45 AM
shootout duh.
12/1/2008 12:54:08 AM
WHERE MY POCKIES AT?!?HIGH FIVE POCKIES!!!
12/1/2008 12:56:57 AM
OD on opiates and benzos
12/1/2008 1:04:05 AM
Happy
12/1/2008 1:27:20 AM
something that involves boobies
12/1/2008 1:31:53 AM
fighting off a starving pack of wolves with a flaming log in the alaskan wilderness.
12/1/2008 1:34:00 AM
12/1/2008 3:09:14 AM
10 years after fucking magic johnson.in a hospital bedalone.
12/1/2008 3:10:14 AM
with a hooker and a bottle of jack
12/1/2008 3:11:14 AM
vaporized by a phaser
12/1/2008 3:26:27 AM
^^^^ FTW
12/1/2008 3:29:29 AM
And if a double-decker busCrashes into usTo die by your sideIs such a heavenly way to die
12/1/2008 3:41:57 AM
I would not like to die.
12/1/2008 5:18:38 AM
12/1/2008 5:40:20 AM
^ niceI always liked this quote from HST:
12/1/2008 7:45:08 AM
no idea
12/1/2008 8:15:00 AM
you guys are nuts. don't you know death will soon be obsolete. at the very least, get your consciousness downloaded before you start destroying your organic life forms
12/1/2008 8:22:48 AM
12/1/2008 8:29:22 AM
i wanna get caught in a bad storm in my boat and drown
12/1/2008 8:40:57 AM
why not guns blazing in the middle of sex
12/1/2008 8:59:37 AM
In a blaze of glory?
12/1/2008 9:01:52 AM
12/1/2008 9:05:12 AM
ok so up on top of a building, not too tall, not too short, attach rope to my feet just long enough to stop me about 8 feet from the sidewalk below, string piano wire over the edge of the building, super glue my hands to my head and fling my self on to the piano wire so as to decapitate myself, fall over the edge, and traumatize some passers by
12/1/2008 9:22:15 AM
^I've heard that before too probably at bash.org a while back. Where'd you hear it from?
12/1/2008 9:28:06 AM
12/1/2008 9:37:39 AM
how about during an acid trip when you're 79?
12/1/2008 9:57:24 AM
^^ i don't know
12/1/2008 12:06:28 PM
[paraphrase]I'd jump off a building but before I did it I'd stuff all my pockets with jelly beans. That way when I hit the ground people would be all "OH MY GOD THERE'S A GUY WHO OOH JELLY BEANS!"[/paraphrase]-Patton Oswalt
12/1/2008 12:17:35 PM
in your arms tonightfrom something you said?
12/1/2008 12:26:24 PM