I would like to die old in my sleep dreaming about beautiful scenery.

[Edited on November 30, 2008 at 10:58 PM. Reason : do changed to to]

11/30/2008 10:53:58 PM

in my sleep.

11/30/2008 10:54:10 PM

shootout duh.

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11/30/2008 10:54:20 PM

when im old and useless, have NASA shoot me into a black hole

11/30/2008 10:55:31 PM

I would like do die old in my sleep dreaming about beautiful scenery.

11/30/2008 10:55:58 PM

like do die

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11/30/2008 10:56:36 PM

WIDE THE FUCK AWAKE

i don't want to miss shit.

11/30/2008 10:56:44 PM

with someone i <3

11/30/2008 10:57:03 PM

heart attack while Im nappin' on the couch at like 79...fuck gettin' old and senile

11/30/2008 11:02:45 PM

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"heart attack while Im nappin' on the couch at like 79...fuck gettin' old and senile"

That sounds pretty good.
I definately don't wanna drown or burn to death.

11/30/2008 11:04:29 PM

peacefully in my sleep. not screaming like the passengers in my car

11/30/2008 11:05:25 PM

guns blazing or in the middle of sex...

12/1/2008 12:24:56 AM

hopefully sometime soon. I want to die before i get super old. Plus i'm kinda pumped about seeing the nonexistence after life. Sucks that i'm probably going to die after i get super attached to other people like a wife and kids or something

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12/1/2008 12:26:58 AM

in a blaze of fucking glory

12/1/2008 12:27:16 AM

Zombie Attack.

12/1/2008 12:29:18 AM

with a big cock in my hole... trembling from pleasure

12/1/2008 12:30:17 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBwVlsa7_gs

12/1/2008 12:32:17 AM

being lifted up by love

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[Edited on December 1, 2008 at 12:33 AM. Reason : to where i belong]

12/1/2008 12:33:06 AM

starts about halfway through
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5UxTR9EOQA

12/1/2008 12:35:19 AM

in the apocalypse

12/1/2008 12:35:37 AM

taking out as many innocent people as possible

12/1/2008 12:43:45 AM

shootout duh.

12/1/2008 12:54:08 AM

WHERE MY POCKIES AT?!?

HIGH FIVE POCKIES!!!

12/1/2008 12:56:57 AM

OD on opiates and benzos

12/1/2008 1:04:05 AM

Happy

12/1/2008 1:27:20 AM

something that involves boobies

12/1/2008 1:31:53 AM

fighting off a starving pack of wolves with a flaming log in the alaskan wilderness.

12/1/2008 1:34:00 AM

12/1/2008 3:09:14 AM

10 years after fucking magic johnson.
in a hospital bed
alone.

12/1/2008 3:10:14 AM

with a hooker and a bottle of jack

12/1/2008 3:11:14 AM

vaporized by a phaser

12/1/2008 3:26:27 AM

^^^^ FTW

12/1/2008 3:29:29 AM

And if a double-decker bus
Crashes into us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die

12/1/2008 3:41:57 AM

I would not like to die.

12/1/2008 5:18:38 AM

12/1/2008 5:40:20 AM

^ nice

I always liked this quote from HST:

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"My concept of death for a long time was to come down that mountain road at 120 and just keep going straight right there, burst out through the barrier and hang out above all that . . . and there I'd be, sitting in the front seat, stark naked, with a case of whiskey next to me and a case of dynamite in the trunk . . . honking the horn, and the lights on, and just sit there in space for an instant, a human bomb, and fall down into that mess of steel mills. It'd be a tremendous goddam explosion. No pain. No one would get hurt. I'm pretty sure, unless they've changed the highway, that launching place is still there. As soon as I get home, I ought to take the drive just to check it out."

12/1/2008 7:45:08 AM

no idea

12/1/2008 8:15:00 AM

you guys are nuts. don't you know death will soon be obsolete. at the very least, get your consciousness downloaded before you start destroying your organic life forms

12/1/2008 8:22:48 AM

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"guns blazing or in the middle of sex..."

when I'm good and goddamn ready to thankye

12/1/2008 8:29:22 AM

i wanna get caught in a bad storm in my boat and drown

12/1/2008 8:40:57 AM

why not guns blazing in the middle of sex

12/1/2008 8:59:37 AM

In a blaze of glory?

12/1/2008 9:01:52 AM

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"guns blazing or in the middle of sex..."

Hell no.
Right after sex. Get in one last orgasm.

I'd want to die in that magic zone immediately after getting off, where one is just beginning to doze off.

[Edited on December 1, 2008 at 9:05 AM. Reason : lekr]

12/1/2008 9:05:12 AM

ok so up on top of a building, not too tall, not too short, attach rope to my feet just long enough to stop me about 8 feet from the sidewalk below, string piano wire over the edge of the building, super glue my hands to my head and fling my self on to the piano wire so as to decapitate myself, fall over the edge, and traumatize some passers by

12/1/2008 9:22:15 AM

^I've heard that before too probably at bash.org a while back. Where'd you hear it from?

12/1/2008 9:28:06 AM

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""heart attack while Im nfappin' on the couch at like 79...fuck gettin' old and senile""

12/1/2008 9:37:39 AM

how about during an acid trip when you're 79?

12/1/2008 9:57:24 AM

^^ i don't know

12/1/2008 12:06:28 PM

[paraphrase]I'd jump off a building but before I did it I'd stuff all my pockets with jelly beans. That way when I hit the ground people would be all "OH MY GOD THERE'S A GUY WHO OOH JELLY BEANS!"[/paraphrase]

-Patton Oswalt

12/1/2008 12:17:35 PM

in your arms tonight

from something you said?

12/1/2008 12:26:24 PM