So I go out with a few of my cousins at a bar in Burlington a couple nights ago and this girl with a Carolina Football t-shirt is sitting next to us. She is being the typical Burlington white trash Carolina Walmart Fan so i decide to converse with her. I asked her what she thought about the game last Saturday and she got all upset and told me the only reason I didnt go to UNC is because I couldnt get in. I then told her that I didnt try because I wasn't that interested in being a writer and she replied with this...

"Well, I went to UNC for Journalism and that has nothing to do with writing so you need to just accept the fact that we are better than yall. All yall are is a bunch of farmers."

11/30/2008 11:54:51 PM

k

11/30/2008 11:55:26 PM

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"Journalism and that has nothing to do with writing"

This is true, but it's rare to find one who will admit it. GG.

11/30/2008 11:56:13 PM

yeah, fuck farmers. who needs food and cotton? dumbass poultry science fuckers. i hate eggs. hahahah, Moo U. fuck those bitches. i hate steak. and fuck milk.

11/30/2008 11:57:59 PM

Quote :

"She is being the typical Burlington white trash Carolina Walmart Fan so i decide to converse with her. "

and, why did you feel compelled to talk to her? was she at least hot?

11/30/2008 11:58:10 PM

So by that post you're admitting that UNC girls may be hot.

And by hundreds of posts on here, if ugly chicks give better head, UNC chick's don't.

It's a lose/lose.

11/30/2008 11:59:47 PM

Yeah, and fuck having wood to build our houses with. I like sleeping in the park

11/30/2008 11:59:53 PM

that's what you get for enjoying the burlington nightlife.

12/1/2008 12:00:10 AM

HAY GUISE I GOT DISSED AT THE BAR BY THIS HOT CAROLINA CHICK WHO THOUGT I WAS A GOMER, SO I CAME HOME AND MADE A THREAD ABOUT IT.

I SHOWED HER

12/1/2008 12:01:12 AM

i love the "u just say that cause u couldn't get in" remark. like people are seriously only gonna hate a school cause it rejected them. it's entirely possible that we fucking hate that school because of just such an assholish attitude

12/1/2008 12:01:12 AM

i was there for thanksgiving. i go out there just to remind myself how awesome raleigh is


she wasnt hot. she was typical burlington trash. all the people in the bar knew her and my bet is that she didnt go to UNC.

i did also remind her that if it hadnt been for a farmer that her pretty unc shirt would not even exist.

[Edited on December 1, 2008 at 12:03 AM. Reason : bicbibiwbvipwhbviu]

[Edited on December 1, 2008 at 12:06 AM. Reason : 'lkjv'ljewo]

12/1/2008 12:02:13 AM

yeah, i hate UNC because i couldn't get into their awesome mechanical engineering program

12/1/2008 12:03:22 AM

last time I conversed with a walmart carolina fan at a bar I got a free drink out of it.

12/1/2008 12:04:43 AM

^^ lol

12/1/2008 12:06:08 AM

i has a story similar to this

i was inappropriately drunk at the one and only bar in my hometown on wednesday night, and some douche walked in wearing a UNC letterman, i shouted at him and was angry when he never looked at me so i kept yelling until the waitress got his attention. i proceeded to yell at him "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING?!" and "DID YOU SEE THE GAME? SUCH A SHAME, IT WAS SO CLOSE" he eventually left and my friends stopped letting me buy drinks

bttt

12/1/2008 12:08:14 AM

a simple "what did you major in at UNC?" generally shuts walmart fans up

[Edited on December 1, 2008 at 12:10 AM. Reason : ^ahahahaha]

12/1/2008 12:09:28 AM

^^nice

12/1/2008 12:10:23 AM

i too am in burlington






vermont








ok I read the local paper. they don`t have the republicans and the democrats here. they have the democrats and the progressives.

12/1/2008 12:16:26 AM

^^ exactly!

my friend who graduated from State 2 yrs ago went to work in Fayetteville where in his office there are a lot of wal-mart UNC fans. His boss instated a new rule saying that "if you did not go to school there, you cannot root/brag about/profess superiority of that team"

my friend is now the only person who gets to keep his school paraphernalia

i thought it was brilliant

12/1/2008 12:16:52 AM

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"i go out there just to remind myself how awesome raleigh is"

srsly?

12/1/2008 2:53:46 AM

hotcurlz24 is from Burlington

12/1/2008 2:58:18 AM

i hear they got more than great coats

12/1/2008 2:59:27 AM

i heard nelly khalil got fucked up and bought a pea coat that was too big for her.

12/1/2008 3:00:12 AM

Quote :

"and bought a pea coat that was too big for her."

and now 74 sheep are somewhere freezing their ass off so that she can be warm and awkward looking

12/1/2008 3:02:03 AM

old navy
more like
new army

12/1/2008 3:03:29 AM

swole navy?

12/1/2008 3:04:55 AM

i'm about to blog about the fucking blackberry storm.
title will read.

blackberry storm.....more like black barry drizzle.


what a piece of shit.

12/1/2008 3:06:28 AM

you got it?

shit.

12/1/2008 3:08:12 AM

shit no.
i just want it. and until i can get it, i'm going to talk shit about it.
and harass people at the verizon store.

12/1/2008 3:08:51 AM

nelly khalil

[Edited on December 1, 2008 at 3:09 AM. Reason : DBL POST SUSPEND]

12/1/2008 3:09:18 AM

OMG

12/1/2008 3:11:46 AM

i know i need braces.
ts eliot said that.

12/1/2008 3:12:50 AM

you mean nc86?

12/1/2008 3:13:48 AM

he do be writin like uh dead guy

12/1/2008 3:15:05 AM

I was in Burlington this past week as well.
I, however, avoided the B-town nightlife and just stayed in.

12/1/2008 4:12:02 AM

Burlington sucks

12/1/2008 6:30:57 AM

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"Carolina Walmart Fan"

I saw SOOOOO many of those back in the 336 this weekend.

12/1/2008 6:54:20 AM

I met a guy in St.Louis that had on a UNC Shirt and hat and didn't even know they were a COLLEGE!
Just thought they were the carolina basketball team...

W.....T.......F.......

12/1/2008 6:55:58 AM

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/group.php?gid=50196203136&ref=ts

12/1/2008 9:09:50 AM

so my office is full of walmart ACC fans

Methinks I'm the only actual ACC grad... my boss is a UNCCharlotte grad



for non-graduate sports fanatics, cant do anything with them

[Edited on December 1, 2008 at 9:29 AM. Reason : non graduate? word choice///]

12/1/2008 9:29:05 AM

TWW confession time. I gave up my table at Biscuitville here in Burlington one morning to two girls wearing UNC shirts because they were hot. I did, however, point out that I was reluctant to do so due to their apparel affiliation.

12/1/2008 9:45:38 AM

they don't count we who got in both colleges and chose to go to state a major of our choice

clowns

[Edited on December 1, 2008 at 9:48 AM. Reason : p.s. NOT OUR RIVAL]

12/1/2008 9:48:04 AM

yeah, i really hate that they think they're all prestigious and call us Moo U . the only engineering they offer is biomed.

12/1/2008 11:41:19 AM

There are bars in Burlington? All I know of is Hooter's and some shitty sports bar on 70

12/1/2008 11:43:46 AM

There's a Buffalo Wild Wings, a Buffalo's Bar and Grill, Piedmont Ale House, and Red Bull Tavern.

Those are the ones I've been to in Burlington.

12/1/2008 11:48:45 AM

there are some hot ass women at Elon I know that much, so I would assume the little bar/restaurant near campus would be the spot

12/1/2008 11:49:36 AM

I'm married, so I wouldn't know

12/1/2008 11:50:31 AM

Whenever I am in Burlington on business in the spring time I do an Elon cruise. Man, here is some quality poon over there.

[Edited on December 1, 2008 at 11:52 AM. Reason : a]

12/1/2008 11:52:43 AM

Quote :

"Man, here is some quality poon over there"

12/1/2008 11:54:52 AM

lol

12/1/2008 12:05:32 PM