When you use the toilet and you leave strays on the toilet seat, why don't you clean up after yourself???

I know you see them sitting there on the lid, because you turned around to flush didn't you? Why would you ignore them and leave them for the next woman? Especially in such a small office with only 6 women? WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

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12/2/2008 12:34:46 PM

i don't even really get how this happens really. how do the strays get there anyway? that is some vigorous wiping.

REALLY. because i didn't say it enough.

[Edited on December 2, 2008 at 12:36 PM. Reason : .]

12/2/2008 12:35:41 PM

Consider yourself officially called out you slut

you think you're tough? Then come say the shit you said about me and my friends on TWW to our faces

Can't wait to see your bitch ass crying when your pubes get taken out of the bathroom

12/2/2008 12:36:12 PM

I pee all over the seat in mixed gender bathrooms

how you like me now?

12/2/2008 12:36:29 PM

Quote :

"i don't even really get how this happens really. how do the strays get there anyway? that is some vigorous wiping. REALLY. because i didn't say it enough."

well, i can only imagine that having a "Super Bush" would lead to lots of strays, just like having really long hair ON YOUR HEAD leads to strays. i shed all the time ON MY HEAD because my hair is so thick and long.

but stray toilet pubes in such a small office is the ultimate in disgusting.

12/2/2008 12:45:17 PM

I am fighting the urge to make this thread NSFW

12/2/2008 12:48:19 PM

DO IT

12/2/2008 12:49:07 PM

Quote :

"i don't even really get how this happens really."

lumberjack crabs clearing the forest

also lol @ "Super Bush"

12/2/2008 12:49:29 PM

Please don't, I'm at work and won't be able to click if you make it NSFW.

12/2/2008 12:50:16 PM

yea but when you shed i don't get how it sticks to the seat. shouldn't it just shed while wiping into the TP or into the toilet or onto the floor atleast? how does it get STUCK to the seat. that is so gross

i might need to vom.

12/2/2008 12:51:28 PM

no no no - it doesn't get stuck to the seat, it's just a stray. it just sits there, and a good stiff breeze would blow the suckers right off. but there is no breeze in a small bathroom. so it sits there, and you have to either blow it off yourself, or wipe it into the toilet...

ugh, now i think i have to vom.

12/2/2008 12:52:53 PM

what woman under the age of 45 has pubes long enough to fall out and stick on a toilet seat?

12/2/2008 12:55:21 PM

i know i know i know

it's terrible

but it happens, all too often, in this office

12/2/2008 12:57:40 PM

^^^ ahhhh EWWWW gross

well i still wonder about the sticky ones anyway (that are in like bathrooms on a school's campus, etc).

^^,^ ewww

[Edited on December 2, 2008 at 12:58 PM. Reason : .]

12/2/2008 12:58:08 PM

welp... there went my lunch.

...and I am right there with you...happens way too often here in my office as well.

12/2/2008 12:59:25 PM

Maybe she shaved and they didn't all rinse away?

12/2/2008 12:59:51 PM

^i don't care what the reason is, to be honest. when you flush, you get a good look at the toilet seat. and when you see your pubes sitting there, you wipe them off - it's just common courtesy people!!!!

12/2/2008 1:00:49 PM

WHY DON'T YOU PUT THE TOILET SEAT UP FOR US?!?!?!

12/2/2008 1:01:02 PM

This situation is something only a comically written sign or inter-office memo could remedy.

12/2/2008 1:01:25 PM

i'm just going to POAST in this thread


that is all

12/2/2008 1:01:37 PM

Marking your territory, one pubic hair at a time.

12/2/2008 1:03:00 PM

Quote :

"WHY DON'T YOU PUT THE TOILET SEAT UP FOR US?!?!?!"

Hey now, that was MY idea.

12/2/2008 1:04:17 PM

Quote :

"i'm just going to POAST in this thread"

i don't see what you did there?

12/2/2008 1:04:29 PM

Quote :

"WHY DON'T YOU PUT THE TOILET SEAT UP FOR US?!?!?!"

Just do what I do and put both the seat and lid down, that way she has to lift the lid every time. It also keeps the cat out of the toilet.

V oh yeah, my example is based on the home toilet guy vs girl toilet seat up vs down situation.

[Edited on December 2, 2008 at 1:10 PM. Reason : ]

12/2/2008 1:06:50 PM

Office bathroom = no lid.

12/2/2008 1:07:12 PM

My question is, do all girls wipe while sitting? When I deuce it up I tend to stand to wipe. It is quite difficult to get your hand down there while sitting and I'm afraid i might actually either get the TP in the toilet water or worse yet... my hand.

I do have to say, I was thinking today about it while I was wiping... I believe that wiping your ass is one of the more humbling experiences I go through every day.

I think I'd be highly embarrassed for someone to actually see me doing it, especially the part where you wipe, then check the toilet paper to see how much is left.

12/2/2008 1:38:10 PM

I wipe while still in a sitting position. Front to back ladies, never back to front!!!

12/2/2008 1:44:47 PM

ok, this thread has gotten out of hand. I have to put an end to it



http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/4976/sexchange8yx7.jpg

[Edited on December 2, 2008 at 8:33 PM. Reason : nsfw]

12/2/2008 1:47:49 PM

Man, you shoulda posted the cooter from the movie Waiting.

(I'm at work and can't )

[Edited on December 2, 2008 at 2:16 PM. Reason : ]

12/2/2008 2:16:04 PM

^^ that is actually an "after" picture of a sexual reassignment. cock-to-vag surgery

12/2/2008 2:24:19 PM

Quote :

"Man, you shoulda posted the cooter from the movie Waiting. "

or eva green in the dreamers, damn!

12/2/2008 2:36:45 PM

http://www.rageroo-celeb-movies.com/tour/rageroo/A/ALANNA%20UBACH/WAITING/Rageroo-Alanna_Ubach-Waiting-01.jpg

[Edited on December 2, 2008 at 8:32 PM. Reason : nsfw]

12/2/2008 5:05:16 PM

also i wipe while sitting. i don't know how you would stand.

1. peeing - won't the droplets drip down your leg or somewhere?
2. poo - if my buttcheeks are already spread whilst sitting, i do NOT feel the need to stand up let them smush together with whatever is back there and THEN wipe. things seem much cleaner this way.

[Edited on December 2, 2008 at 5:08 PM. Reason : .]

12/2/2008 5:07:14 PM

^i never noticed the crabs going on there

12/2/2008 5:07:36 PM

i think a lot of people have an irrational belief that something that was attached to your body is more gross when it is no longer attached to the body.

you would touch somebodys fingernails while they were on their hand, but the second they become fingernail clippings? SICK.


same thing with pubes and other hairs. if you sit on the toilet, the chance that someones pube touched it before you sat there is pretty damn good. the pube hasn`t transformed or gotten more disease ridden just because it stayed behind.


i agree that they should at least wipe them into the bowl or onto the floor though. and any mysterious drops of pee. yuck.


but what about when you flush the toilet and water sprays up everywhere and gets all over the bowl? are you responsible for that?

12/2/2008 5:11:57 PM

I had a boner until I opened this thread.

12/2/2008 5:12:48 PM

this is off topic, but the other day at the urinal there was a pube that defied all that is holy

i swear it was on the edge, into the receptor, and had to be at least 5 inches long


how

12/2/2008 5:13:48 PM

I always find the random urinal turd to be extremely amusing

12/2/2008 5:14:15 PM

^^^^ yes but i wouldn't touch someone's pubes while on their body either. and i wouldn't want to touch an unknown persons's fingernails on OR off the body. some people have nasty fingernails that are still attached. ew.

[Edited on December 2, 2008 at 5:15 PM. Reason : .]

12/2/2008 5:14:58 PM

if you shake someones hand, you will probably make contact with their fingernails.

12/2/2008 5:20:46 PM

^^ he didn't say you would directly touch someone's pubes. this is what he said:

Quote :

"if you sit on the toilet, the chance that someones pube touched it before you sat there is pretty damn good. the pube hasn`t transformed or gotten more disease ridden just because it stayed behind. "

GREEN JAY for the m'f'ing rational bomb.

12/2/2008 6:15:57 PM

Quote :

"^^^^ yes but i wouldn't touch someone's pubes while on their body either. and i wouldn't want to touch an unknown persons's fingernails on OR off the body. some people have nasty fingernails that are still attached. ew. "

so you make your boyfriend shave his pubes then?

12/2/2008 8:01:01 PM

pubes don't bother me while they're still attached

when they are sitting on random surfaces, though... i freak the fuck out


of course, i'm the guy that goes through an entire fucking ritual before i will sit on a toilet that is not in my house (usually only at work)... i wipe practically EVERY surface of the toilet with a wad of toilet paper at least twice...

12/2/2008 8:05:46 PM

My pubes are 3 inches long and they are always falling everywhere but I still got that jungle that keeps growing

12/2/2008 8:22:19 PM

i just don't get how pubes are touching all over the toilet seat. where are these women sitting? my vag does not come near the surface of the toilet ESPECIALLY not a work or otherwise public toilet. work toilet is ok for sitting i guess. but still your who-ha doesn't touch the surface, so how do the pubes touch?

one would think that it would just fall in the toilet?

i still don't get how they end up on the seat. i really don't.

^^^^ and duh, i was talking about the fingernail analogy. fingernails attached = fine unattached = not fine. this doesn't hold true for me with pubes. and ^^^ i'm talking about rando pubes.

[Edited on December 2, 2008 at 8:25 PM. Reason : .]

12/2/2008 8:24:47 PM

how about randy pubes?

12/2/2008 8:30:01 PM

and just to clarify i'm not saying all pubes are gross but its like, imagine what goes on down there. the type of pubes found on toilet seats suggest lack of grooming. lack of grooming means lots of bush and sweat and particles and who knows what else. and that indicates to me a lack of personal hygiene. maybe that is what happens when you are 40. but i feel that one should take pride in their cooch, no matter the age.

12/2/2008 8:34:02 PM

This thread is full of

12/2/2008 8:36:30 PM

haha this happens at my job too

grossness

12/2/2008 8:42:21 PM

this happens at my school

except they are the kind that stick in whatever that mystery moisture is that accumulates in between the gap in the U shaped toilet seats

ew.

12/2/2008 8:47:03 PM