So my department's Christmas party is next week and they are having a mustache/goatee competition for cheeziest mustache. I need ideas. I'm a pretty hairy guy so growing enough facial hair by that point in time won't be a problem. I just need to know how to shape it.

I'll probably be hitting up a few Mexican restaurants over the next few days to see if I can find anyone who has a mustache that is weird and separates and comes eback together.

12/3/2008 11:01:44 AM

Don't shave until the day of the competition but post pics of what you have to work with the night before so TWW can get creative.

12/3/2008 11:03:33 AM

they needed at least a month for this competition to be worth a shit

12/3/2008 11:05:57 AM

^^^ That dudes mustache was down somewhere near Auburn if you want to go look.

[Edited on December 3, 2008 at 11:06 AM. Reason : a]

12/3/2008 11:06:04 AM

Correction, it is two weeks from now. The mustache competition was just announced today. Two weeks isn't much to work with, but I can at least get like a Civil War mustache/sideburn combo going or something.

12/3/2008 11:13:47 AM

I vote for:

But you're probably looking at a month minimum on that one.

[Edited on December 3, 2008 at 11:16 AM. Reason : What do you win BTW?]

12/3/2008 11:16:35 AM

I drew a picture of the mustache a while back. You should do it, its not anything too tough, it basically looked liked thick mutton chops that he shaved the middle out of. Except it looked natural.

12/3/2008 11:17:10 AM

Here are my Friendly Mutton Chops from last year. I miss those things.

12/3/2008 11:17:32 AM

12/3/2008 11:26:41 AM

What about one that separated and then cam eback together?

12/3/2008 11:27:48 AM

^^^thats called a southern highway

[Edited on December 3, 2008 at 11:28 AM. Reason : .]

12/3/2008 11:27:50 AM

friendly muttons are pretty awesome. I'm growing my beard out, will probably rock a balboa for a few weeks after the beard.


^its common name is friendly muttons.



[Edited on December 3, 2008 at 11:31 AM. Reason : asd]

12/3/2008 11:29:46 AM

hahah "chin curtain"

12/3/2008 11:34:00 AM

AKA The Honest Abe

12/3/2008 11:34:47 AM

I want the David Ortiz look

kind of a modified (but no less bad ass !) chin curtain



[Edited on December 3, 2008 at 11:37 AM. Reason : x]

12/3/2008 11:36:57 AM

Do the one that seperates and com esback together. Its really not that hard to do and I don't understand how that became such an over abused quote on here.

12/3/2008 11:37:00 AM

hah, nice i didnt know it was also called that. i shaved mine into friendly muttons for a few days and some redneck told me it was called a southern highway

12/3/2008 11:37:17 AM

12/3/2008 11:39:08 AM

I want the handlebar and chin puff

12/3/2008 11:39:23 AM

my cheeks don't get full enough to enjoy the muttons or anything like that. So i have to stick with chin styles. balbo, anchor, chin curtain. i love a good chin curtain (that's what she said!)

12/3/2008 11:39:59 AM

12/3/2008 11:41:13 AM

Hahah, I dated a mutton chops dude once.

12/3/2008 11:45:09 AM

I was rocking the chin curtain for awhile.

12/3/2008 11:46:04 AM

You can answer my PM you know.

12/3/2008 11:46:12 AM

"federation standard"

wtf

12/3/2008 11:47:46 AM

pointy sideburns?

12/3/2008 11:48:49 AM

Hahahah super mario and mighty el insecto

12/3/2008 11:48:54 AM

Haha I wanna do the Super Mario or the Dali.

But realistically I'm looking at the Franz Josef.

12/3/2008 11:49:00 AM

I would translate the Franz Josef into "Gay Joe".

12/3/2008 11:51:39 AM

i just wish my soul patch would connect down to my chin. that is the missing link to my anchor!

12/3/2008 11:52:23 AM

Yeah your right about the gay joe one. The anchor would be sweet but I don't think 2 weeks is long enough to grow it to be pointy on the chin like that.

12/3/2008 12:10:28 PM

I thought a van dyke was supposed to come to a point?

12/3/2008 12:20:28 PM

I just got rid of my mutton chops yesterday.

12/3/2008 12:22:56 PM

No true moustache wearer would be without a moustache cup:



I just heard of them the other day when I came across one going through stuff at my grandmother's place. I was like "awesome, I'm going to grow a moustache just to experience the full glory of this invention." Then I got distracted by something shiny.

12/3/2008 6:09:44 PM

MUSCLESTACHE!!!!!

12/3/2008 6:12:06 PM

rap industry standard

12/3/2008 6:33:13 PM

i kinda got the Sparrow going on, except no pointies, i keep it short

12/3/2008 6:37:07 PM

i like the chin curtain .. aka chin strap

12/3/2008 6:38:01 PM

my fiancee just went from the 'wild kentucky hillbilly' look (not featured on that chart) to a chin curtain

it's 100x better.

12/3/2008 6:42:19 PM

I totally read the title as "goatse"

12/3/2008 6:47:00 PM

^^ or you could go with the balls on chin look.

12/3/2008 6:49:57 PM

Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes, well, he eats you.

12/3/2008 7:16:44 PM

i vote for a pencil thin mustache

[Edited on December 3, 2008 at 7:24 PM. Reason : and that "soul patch" is what i call a "flavor saver"]

12/3/2008 7:23:35 PM

get that napoleon

12/3/2008 7:32:51 PM

FTW!

12/3/2008 7:34:00 PM

bttt

Mustache/goatee competition is TODAY! I'll post pics when I get the chance.

12/16/2008 8:32:36 AM

12/16/2008 8:33:50 AM

man you guys suck. icant have facial hair at work, or id love to do this shit

12/16/2008 10:21:51 AM

^ after looking at old pics last night i miss your facial hair

12/16/2008 10:37:06 AM

12/16/2008 11:17:37 AM