if he changed the name of the departmment of defense back to "the War Department"

im a simple man

12/3/2008 12:32:25 PM

if he resigned

12/3/2008 12:32:52 PM

if he shot wdprice3 in the head with a sniper rifle and didnt get caught

12/3/2008 12:33:42 PM

sir, would you please from here to for refer to it as the black house

12/3/2008 12:34:49 PM

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"if he resigned"

well thats a given, however, i am trying to have a positive outlook on this "presidency"



^I will NOT

[Edited on December 3, 2008 at 12:38 PM. Reason : r]

12/3/2008 12:36:30 PM

If he gave me back sums of my monies.

12/3/2008 12:37:16 PM

if he doesn't raise my taxes or future taxes
if he doesn't create a new all time record for deficit spending
if he doesn't fuck around with the 2nd amendment
if he ends up being more than a good orator

12/3/2008 12:37:50 PM

I guess it would be more appropriate as the war department. We haven't done much defense since WWII.

12/3/2008 12:38:32 PM

SECRETARY OF WAR

12/3/2008 12:39:38 PM

if people stopped making threads about him

12/3/2008 12:40:28 PM

If he changed his name to Mooley O'Toole.

12/3/2008 12:41:00 PM

^^if he kicked your slut ass down the empire state building stairs

[Edited on December 3, 2008 at 12:41 PM. Reason : s]

12/3/2008 12:41:09 PM

if he wore his hair like this:

or like this:


like a real black person

12/3/2008 12:44:09 PM

12/3/2008 12:44:19 PM

if he made the new mbv record as good as the last one

12/3/2008 12:45:10 PM

If he would forgive my law school loans. But I'm already a big fan, so it doesn't matter.

12/3/2008 12:47:15 PM

If he asked for a rematch with Drago and won this time.

12/3/2008 1:07:50 PM

college football playoffs

12/3/2008 1:09:56 PM

YES! 8 team system!

12/3/2008 1:11:17 PM

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"if he doesn't raise my taxes or future taxes if he doesn't create a new all time record for deficit spending if he doesn't fuck around with the 2nd amendment if he ends up being more than a good orator"

if he doesn't bring socialism any more than we already have

12/3/2008 1:12:42 PM

His opposition to the federal war on medical marijuana
His opposition to affirmative action
His opposition to faith based initiatives (tax money to religious institutions)
His opposition to capital punishment
His opposition to preemptive or retaliatory military action
His support for federal recognition of an individual's right to die
His support for overturning "undemocratic" state ballot access laws
His opposition to bans on carrying concealed weapons
His support for federal illegal immigration raids on workplaces

12/3/2008 1:12:59 PM

If he'd resign I might even buy one of those stupid coins and plates on TV

12/3/2008 1:18:50 PM

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"if he doesn't raise my taxes or future taxes if he doesn't create a new all time record for deficit spending"

what the fuck do you expect him to do about the financial crisis

12/3/2008 1:23:02 PM

^learn that democrats caused it by forcing private companies to give loans to people that couldn't afford it and stop that bullshit.

12/3/2008 1:39:31 PM

Department of Keeping the Brown Man Down

12/3/2008 1:42:45 PM

a youtube video of him ghost riding the whip or whatever that shit is called. Actually if he does better than Bush I'll be happy.

12/3/2008 1:51:14 PM

If he'd resign I might even buy one of those stupid coins coons

12/3/2008 1:52:38 PM

ExtenZe

12/3/2008 1:55:21 PM

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"^learn that democrats caused it by forcing private companies to give loans to people that couldn't afford it and stop that bullshit."

and in the mean time

12/3/2008 2:07:20 PM

I don't know

12/3/2008 2:09:14 PM

**looks for that deficit/debt chart comparing republican and democrat administrations**

12/3/2008 2:10:09 PM

If he was a laissez-faire capitalist

And didn't talk with all those weird halts in his speech

12/3/2008 2:12:13 PM

here's one:



[Edited on December 3, 2008 at 2:13 PM. Reason : and believe me it gets worse for bush after 2002]

12/3/2008 2:12:47 PM

if he gave me even MORE money than hes already gonna give me

12/3/2008 2:12:58 PM

give away his Spider Man comic book collection to the most needy in the US

12/3/2008 2:14:00 PM

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"what the fuck do you expect him to do about the financial crisis"

here's a thought, cut spending?

Quote :

"**looks for that deficit/debt chart comparing republican and democrat administrations**"

not saying that the other side isn't any better, both are pretty piss poor at managing money...

carter's low amounts were a result of massive military cuts (from 'nam levels) and clinton's are from being lucky to have been sitting during one of the biggest economic booms (bubbles) of all time.

but it really doesn't matter, the gov't has been spend happy since WWII.

[Edited on December 3, 2008 at 2:17 PM. Reason : s]

12/3/2008 2:14:31 PM

worked for hoover!

12/3/2008 2:15:04 PM

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" here's a thought, cut spending?"

Obama had better fucking arrange a Thunderdome in the post-apocalyptic wasteland of 2009 Michigan BUT NOT WITH MY FUCKING TAX DOLLARS

12/3/2008 2:18:59 PM

If he sends his kids to public school

12/3/2008 2:21:34 PM

i expect the fed. gov't to actually do much less than it currently does.

I only really want them to provide:
defense/look out for national interests
infrastructure (schools/monies for education)
regulation (of various things)

90% of the rest of it can disappear for all I care

[Edited on December 3, 2008 at 2:23 PM. Reason : s]

12/3/2008 2:22:36 PM

If he completely abolishes public education (and the taxes that go with it) instead of sending his kids to public school

If he legalizes prostitution and all drugs

If he repeals the EMTALA, Medicare, and Medicaid

If he eliminates welfare completely

12/3/2008 2:24:42 PM

if he didn't give the auto industry a bailout. he should get the money back from the bank bail out too.

that would make me a huge fan.

12/3/2008 2:48:40 PM

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"^learn that democrats caused it by forcing private companies to give loans to people that couldn't afford it and stop that bullshit."

WOW that's an incorrect oversimplification of a much more complicated problem.

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"Actually if he does better than Bush I'll be happy."

shouldn't be too hard.

12/3/2008 3:02:23 PM

i'm surprised no one has said

"...if he was white"

12/3/2008 3:08:42 PM

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"learn that democrats caused it by forcing private companies to give loans to people that couldn't afford it and stop that bullshit"

good lord.

i sure hope wdprice3 didnt graduate from State

12/3/2008 3:11:11 PM

if he wasn't going to be my president, but that is not an option.

so I hope he does a good job for everyone's sake.

12/3/2008 3:20:21 PM

^^I did. And yes, forcing companies to give out loans was a major factor in this recession

12/3/2008 3:21:39 PM

massive reduction of government, including:

* sensible drug policy
* realistic intellectual property policy with less pandering to corporate interests
* deregulation of power and communications and opening of state right of ways for competition in utility industries
* fuck the big three, and fuck the financial firms, the market has passed its judgement

12/3/2008 3:35:33 PM

^^signed

[Edited on December 3, 2008 at 3:36 PM. Reason : .]

12/3/2008 3:36:14 PM

^^^I don't know how one can argue with the fact that Democrats forced companies to give loans to people who couldn't pay them off. Its a fact.

12/3/2008 4:05:12 PM