if he changed the name of the departmment of defense back to "the War Department"im a simple man
12/3/2008 12:32:25 PM
if he resigned
12/3/2008 12:32:52 PM
if he shot wdprice3 in the head with a sniper rifle and didnt get caught
12/3/2008 12:33:42 PM
sir, would you please from here to for refer to it as the black house
12/3/2008 12:34:49 PM
12/3/2008 12:36:30 PM
If he gave me back sums of my monies.
12/3/2008 12:37:16 PM
if he doesn't raise my taxes or future taxesif he doesn't create a new all time record for deficit spendingif he doesn't fuck around with the 2nd amendmentif he ends up being more than a good orator
12/3/2008 12:37:50 PM
I guess it would be more appropriate as the war department. We haven't done much defense since WWII.
12/3/2008 12:38:32 PM
SECRETARY OF WAR
12/3/2008 12:39:38 PM
if people stopped making threads about him
12/3/2008 12:40:28 PM
If he changed his name to Mooley O'Toole.
12/3/2008 12:41:00 PM
^^if he kicked your slut ass down the empire state building stairs[Edited on December 3, 2008 at 12:41 PM. Reason : s]
12/3/2008 12:41:09 PM
if he wore his hair like this:or like this:like a real black person
12/3/2008 12:44:09 PM
12/3/2008 12:44:19 PM
if he made the new mbv record as good as the last one
12/3/2008 12:45:10 PM
If he would forgive my law school loans. But I'm already a big fan, so it doesn't matter.
12/3/2008 12:47:15 PM
If he asked for a rematch with Drago and won this time.
12/3/2008 1:07:50 PM
college football playoffs
12/3/2008 1:09:56 PM
YES! 8 team system!
12/3/2008 1:11:17 PM
12/3/2008 1:12:42 PM
His opposition to the federal war on medical marijuanaHis opposition to affirmative actionHis opposition to faith based initiatives (tax money to religious institutions)His opposition to capital punishmentHis opposition to preemptive or retaliatory military actionHis support for federal recognition of an individual's right to dieHis support for overturning "undemocratic" state ballot access lawsHis opposition to bans on carrying concealed weaponsHis support for federal illegal immigration raids on workplaces
12/3/2008 1:12:59 PM
If he'd resign I might even buy one of those stupid coins and plates on TV
12/3/2008 1:18:50 PM
12/3/2008 1:23:02 PM
^learn that democrats caused it by forcing private companies to give loans to people that couldn't afford it and stop that bullshit.
12/3/2008 1:39:31 PM
Department of Keeping the Brown Man Down
12/3/2008 1:42:45 PM
a youtube video of him ghost riding the whip or whatever that shit is called. Actually if he does better than Bush I'll be happy.
12/3/2008 1:51:14 PM
If he'd resign I might even buy one of those stupid coins coons
12/3/2008 1:52:38 PM
ExtenZe
12/3/2008 1:55:21 PM
12/3/2008 2:07:20 PM
I don't know
12/3/2008 2:09:14 PM
**looks for that deficit/debt chart comparing republican and democrat administrations**
12/3/2008 2:10:09 PM
If he was a laissez-faire capitalistAnd didn't talk with all those weird halts in his speech
12/3/2008 2:12:13 PM
here's one:[Edited on December 3, 2008 at 2:13 PM. Reason : and believe me it gets worse for bush after 2002]
12/3/2008 2:12:47 PM
if he gave me even MORE money than hes already gonna give me
12/3/2008 2:12:58 PM
give away his Spider Man comic book collection to the most needy in the US
12/3/2008 2:14:00 PM
12/3/2008 2:14:31 PM
worked for hoover!
12/3/2008 2:15:04 PM
12/3/2008 2:18:59 PM
If he sends his kids to public school
12/3/2008 2:21:34 PM
i expect the fed. gov't to actually do much less than it currently does. I only really want them to provide:defense/look out for national interestsinfrastructure (schools/monies for education)regulation (of various things)90% of the rest of it can disappear for all I care[Edited on December 3, 2008 at 2:23 PM. Reason : s]
12/3/2008 2:22:36 PM
If he completely abolishes public education (and the taxes that go with it) instead of sending his kids to public schoolIf he legalizes prostitution and all drugsIf he repeals the EMTALA, Medicare, and MedicaidIf he eliminates welfare completely
12/3/2008 2:24:42 PM
if he didn't give the auto industry a bailout. he should get the money back from the bank bail out too.that would make me a huge fan.
12/3/2008 2:48:40 PM
12/3/2008 3:02:23 PM
i'm surprised no one has said"...if he was white"
12/3/2008 3:08:42 PM
12/3/2008 3:11:11 PM
if he wasn't going to be my president, but that is not an option.so I hope he does a good job for everyone's sake.
12/3/2008 3:20:21 PM
^^I did. And yes, forcing companies to give out loans was a major factor in this recession
12/3/2008 3:21:39 PM
massive reduction of government, including:* sensible drug policy* realistic intellectual property policy with less pandering to corporate interests* deregulation of power and communications and opening of state right of ways for competition in utility industries* fuck the big three, and fuck the financial firms, the market has passed its judgement
12/3/2008 3:35:33 PM
^^signed[Edited on December 3, 2008 at 3:36 PM. Reason : .]
12/3/2008 3:36:14 PM
^^^I don't know how one can argue with the fact that Democrats forced companies to give loans to people who couldn't pay them off. Its a fact.
12/3/2008 4:05:12 PM