I'm gonna have to get in on some of this book money if shit like this can get published.

12/4/2008 12:43:40 AM

i will post in your thread

12/4/2008 12:46:14 AM

post

12/4/2008 12:47:27 AM

ahahahahaha

yeah book publishing is a dirty business

12/4/2008 12:47:51 AM

is this kinda like watership down?

12/4/2008 12:48:41 AM

It states EXACTLY what it is in the book title... Swordbird. Bird with a sword.

And yet, somehow, it still manages to make absolutely no sense whatsoever.

12/4/2008 12:50:17 AM

they be slicing

like in the sky and shit

12/4/2008 12:50:52 AM

it is clearly some fucking stupid ass furry fantasy novel about sword fighting birds

12/4/2008 12:52:49 AM

i think all birds should be allowed access to a hilted sword for increased protection and parrying

i mean its not fuckin fair that the hawk gets a hilted sword while the cardinals and blue jays must bust their knuckles

12/4/2008 12:53:12 AM

and why the fuck do the crows use bucklers. I mean, hello

12/4/2008 12:54:12 AM

12/4/2008 12:55:44 AM

from wiki

Quote :

"In this story, the birds of Stone-Run Forest are in danger of being enslaved by Turnatt, the evil tyrant hawk lord of Fortress Glooming which is being built. The two tribes are under a war, accusing each other of stealing their food and hatchlings. Only Swordbird, a giant dove-like bird of peace with magical powers, has the power to defeat Turnatt with the use of a Leasorn Sword, with one of the Leasorn Gems on its hilt, said to be a crystallized tear of the Great Spirit with the power to summon Swordbird. But there are only seven Leasorn Gems in the world, with an eighth one in Swordbird's sword, so the birds of Stone-Run have no clue where to find one. However, when Miltin tells them that his tribe has one of the Leasorns, Aska and Miltin go on an immediate quest going through perils. Swordbird tells of the quest for peace of the birds of Stone-Run Forest."

12/4/2008 12:55:54 AM

^^lol

12/4/2008 12:57:18 AM

you know shit is real when you have fuckin SUMMONERS


that aint no normal magic, you are commanding LIFE to be created in this world homie


that shit is mad deep

12/4/2008 1:03:35 AM

Well, its kind of like Animal Farm but without the metaphors about Marxism and greed. Plus there are birds... and swords....and oh.... its a stupid concept.

12/4/2008 1:09:00 AM

Quote :

"Only Swordbird, a giant dove-like bird of peace with magical powers, has the power to defeat Turnatt with the use of a Leasorn Sword"

The giant magical bird of peace has the power to kill things with its giant magical sword.

BRILLIANT!

12/4/2008 1:10:50 AM

Make your own bad novel title!

Title:[weapon][animal]

12/4/2008 7:26:48 PM

Halberd Ox!

12/4/2008 7:55:04 PM

Pistolgoat

12/4/2008 7:58:15 PM

Falchionfalcon

[Edited on December 4, 2008 at 8:01 PM. Reason : can we say sequel to swordbird maybe?]

12/4/2008 7:59:56 PM

Missilepanda!

12/4/2008 9:56:50 PM

Scud Orca

12/4/2008 9:59:21 PM

RifleSwan

12/5/2008 8:11:28 PM

CannonMonkey

12/5/2008 8:13:02 PM