So this rich guy and poor guy are talking about what they got their wives for Christmas. The rich guy says "I got my wife a diamond bracelet and a new Mercedes, that way if she doesn't like the bracelet she can drive it back to the store."
The poor guy says "Well I got my wife some slippers and a dildo, that way if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself."

12/4/2008 9:00:51 PM

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12/4/2008 9:01:04 PM

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12/4/2008 9:01:19 PM

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12/4/2008 9:01:30 PM

^yea but nobody looks there

12/4/2008 9:03:16 PM

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[Edited on December 4, 2008 at 9:04 PM. Reason : haha jk i know nobody uses it]

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